Beautiful Girl, Restaurant, Kiss in C Program : Amazing Humour

Amazing Humour : C Prgramming to propose a Beautiful Girl

C Program to Propose a girl*/



#include


#include


#define Cute beautiful_lady






main()


{


goto college;


scanf("100%",&a mp;ladies);






if(lady ==Cute)


line++;


while( !reply )


{






printf("I Love U");






scanf("100%",&a mp;reply);






}






if(reply == "GAALI")


main(); /* go back and repeat the process */






else if(reply == "SANDAL ")


exit(1);














else if(reply == "I Love U")


{


lover =Cute ;


love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lov er));


}


goto restaurant;


restaurant:{


food++;


smile++;


pay->money = lover->money;


return(college);


}


if(time==2.30)


goto cinema;


cinema:


{


watch++;


if(intermission){


coke++;


Popecorn++;}


}


if(time ==6.00)


goto park;


park:


{


for(time=6.30;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)


kiss = kiss+1;


}


free(lover);


return(home);






}