Must Read : Amazing Replies By Herry to his Teacher (Principal Surprised)

Must Read : Amazing Replies By Herry to his Teacher (Principal Surprised with Awesome Reply By Herry)

A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the third standard and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard too!"
The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave.


The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third standard."

The teacher says to the principal, "Hold on, let me ask him some questions"
The principal and Harry both agree.


The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, "Legs."


Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal starts sweating.
Harry "Pockets." Now no reactions or special face symbols dot Harry's face. He remains absolutely cool!


Teacher: What starts with a C & ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut


The principal's eyes open really wide, Harry was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
Harry: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog on three legs?
Harry: Shake hands


Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me.
Harry (unfazed): Shoot.

Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Harry: tent


Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal gets restless and a bit tensed.
Harry: wedding ring


Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Harry: nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Harry: arrow
The principal breathing a sigh of relief shouted at the teacher,
"Put Harry in the 5th standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."