Saturday, July 30, 2011

Madelyn Hutson Volleyball Player - USA

Madelyn Hutson Volleyball Player - USA 

Year of Birth : 1992
Date of Birth : 20 August 1992
Home:  Brentwood, Tennessee
Height : 6 Feet 6 Inches
Weight: 190 lbs
Club Team/Coach: Impact Volleyball Club (Nashville, Tenn.) / Jay Golsteyn

High School/Grad Year: Ravenwood High School (Franklin, Tenn.) / 2011

College Status: University of Texas

INTERNATIONAL HIGHLIGHTS: 2008 – NORCECA Girls’ Youth Continental Championship (Gold).

USA VOLLEYBALL HIGHLIGHTS: 2011- Selected to the U.S. Women's Junior National Training Team... 2009 – Selected to the U.S. Girls’ Youth National Training Team. 2008 – Part of gold-medal winning team which won the gold medal at the NORCECA Girls’ Youth Continental Championship, which qualified the U.S. into the 2009 FIVB World Championship. Scored nine points (8 kills, 1 block) at the NORCECA Championship…Attended USA Volleyball Holiday Camp at Chula Vista, Calif. 2007 – Helped lead team to gold medal at the USA Volleyball High Performance Championship and was named All-Tournament Team.

CLUB/PREP HIGHLIGHTS: 2008 – Selected All-District and All-Tournament while playing for Ravenwood High School. 2007 – Selected All-District and All-Tournament while playing for Ravenwood High School. 2004 – Began playing club volleyball with Impact 141.

PERSONAL: Born Madelyn Leslie Hutson on Aug. 20, 1992, in Nashville, Tenn… Parents are John and Jane Hutson…Sister is Kathryn Hutson (1996)

Sunday, July 24, 2011

वे आठ जिनसे मृत्यु भी डरती है

हिंदू पौराणिक कथाओं के अनुसार - वे आठ जिनसे मृत्यु भी डरती है

कहावत है कि मृत्यु के सामने किसी का भी बस नहीं चलता है। किन्तु हर नियम और सिंद्धात के साथ ही कोई न कोई अपवाद भी जुड़ा होता है। अपवाद की इस सर्व व्यापकता से मोत भी नहीं बच पाई है। आज यदि किसी से यह कहा जाए कि इस पृथ्वी पर कोई एसा भी है जो कि हजारों वर्षों से जिंदा है। वो कोई एक नहीं बल्कि पूरे आठ हैं। उन अद्भुत महाप्राणधारी अमर आत्माओं को अष्ट चिरंजीवी के नाम से जाना एवं पहचाना जाता है। यह सुनकर सहसा ही किसी को विश्वास नहीं होगा। किन्तु जो कहा जा रहा है वह पूर्णत: प्रामाणिक तथा शास्त्रसम्मत होने के साथ ही पूरी तरह विज्ञान सम्मत भी है। लीजिये रहस्य से पर्दा उठाते हुए उनके नाम कालक्रम के अनुसार ही क्रमश: प्रस्तुत हैं-

१. मार्कण्डेय : ये अति प्राचीन मुनि हैं जिनका कल्पों में भी अंत संभव नहीं है।
२. वेद-व्यास : ये ब्रह्मऋषि हैं इन्होंने ही चारों वेदों का सम्पादन एवं पुराणों का लेखन कार्य किया।
३. परशुराम : ईश्वर के चौबीस अवतारों में से एक, जो पृथ्वी को अठारह बार क्षत्रिय विहीन करने के लिये प्रसिद्ध हैं।
४. राजा बलि : अपना सर्वस्व भगवान वामन को दान कर महादानी के रूप में विख्यात हुए। इनकी भक्ति से प्रसन्न होकर स्वयं भगवान विष्णु इनके द्वारपाल बने।
५. हनुमान : भगवान शिव के ११ वें रूदा्रवतार, भगवान श्री राम के परम भक्त के रूप में प्रसिद्ध।
६.विभीषण : लंका के राजा रावण के अनुज जिन्होंने राम-रावण युद्ध में धर्म का पक्ष लेते हुए श्री राम का साथ दिया।
७. कृपाचार्य : महाभारत कालीन एक आचार्य जो कौरवों और पाण्डवों के गुरु थे।
८. अश्वत्थामा : ये कौरवों और पाण्डवों के प्रसिद्ध आचार्य द्रोणाचार्य के सुपुत्र थे। इनके मस्तक पर मणी जड़ी हुई थी।

तब समझो आ गई मौत जब इनमें न दिखे खुद की छाया

कुछ हिन्दू धर्म शाष्त्री कहते हैं कि :-  तब समझो आ गई मौत जब इनमें न दिखे खुद की छाया

जीवन का अंतिम अटल सत्य है मृत्यु। श्रीकृष्ण ने गीता में मृत्यु के संबंध में महत्वपूर्ण उपदेश दिए हैं। महाभारत युद्ध में अर्जुन ने अपने सगे-संबंधियों को देखकर धनुष-बाण रख दिए। उस श्रीकृष्ण ने अर्जुन को जीवन और मृत्यु से जुड़ा गीता का ज्ञान दिया।

श्रीकृष्ण ने गीता में बताया है कि जिस व्यक्ति ने इस धरती पर जन्म लिया उसे एक दिन मृत्यु अवश्य ही प्राप्त होगी। मानव शरीर नश्वर है और एक दिन यह अवश्य ही नष्ट भी होगा। आत्मा के संबंध में श्रीकृष्ण ने कहा है कि आत्मा अमर है और वह निश्चित समय के लिए मनुष्य का शरीर धारण करती है। इस समय अवधि के पूरा होने के बाद स्वत: ही आत्मा शरीर छोड़ देती है।



शास्त्रों के अनुसार जब मनुष्य की मृत्यु होने वाली होती है इसके कुछ दिन पूर्व से ही कई ऐसी बातें होने लगती हैं जिनसे अंदाजा लगाया जा सकता है कि व्यक्ति की मृत्यु कब होगी? वैसे तो मृत्यु के संबंध में किसी भी प्रकार की पूर्व भविष्यवाणी करना असंभव सा ही है। ज्योतिष शास्त्र से किसी भी व्यक्ति की मृत्यु का संभावित दिन मालुम किया जा सकता है। इसके अलावा कुछ असामान्य घटनाएं जब घटने लगती हैं तो मृत्यु का संकट शुरू हो जाता है। शास्त्रों के अनुसार जब किसी व्यक्ति को पानी, घी, तेल में स्वयं की परछाई दिखाई देना बंद हो जाए तो उस व्यक्ति की आयु करीब 7 दिनों की शेष है। मृत्यु का समय निकट आते ही व्यक्ति की आंखें कमजोर हो जाती हैं और उन्हें ठीक से दिखाई देना बंद हो जाता है लेकिन अकाल मृत्यु के संबंध में यह बात लागू नहीं होती है।

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Fermilab Discovers New Particle Xi-sub-b (baryon)

Fermilab Discovers New Particle Xi-sub-b (baryon)
A Predicted Hadron Has Been Found

It is not the Higgs Boson (GOD Particle) , It is Xi-sub-b is a baryon, meaning it's made up of quarks, one of the fundamental building blocks of matter.

Its components are an up quark, a down quark, and a "strange" quark, which is a heavier variant of the down quark. A normal neutron, which doesn't typically disintegrate in an instant, is made up of two down quarks and an up quark.

In addition to the new particle, scientists at Fermilab say they may be on the verge of proving or disproving the existence of the long-sought-after Higgs-boson, which is thought to be the key to how mass itself comes into being. If it exists, Fermilab's Tevatron particle collider is "close to reaching the critical sensitivity" required to see its effects.



Baryons are particles formed of three quarks, in different configurations. The proton is a baryon that consists of two up and one down quark, and the neutron is two down and one up. The Xi-sub-b has an up quark, a strange quark (yes, that’s its real name) and a heavy bottom quark (again, real name), meaning that it weighs around six times as much as a proton or neutron.

A Hadron is a kind of particle, made of quarks. There are two kinds of hadrons, baryons (made out of three quarks) and mesons (made out of a quark and a quirky quark known as an antiquark).

The neutral Xi-sub-b belongs to the family of bottom baryons, which are about six times heavier than the proton and neutron because they all contain a heavy bottom quark. The particles are produced only in high-energy collisions, and are rare and very difficult to observe.

The Tevatron, located outside Chicago, will be shut down in September. The facility has been made obsolete by the Europe's Large Hadron Collider, currently the world's largest and most powerful particle accelerator.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Actor Vivek Shauq passes away at 47

Actor Vivek Shauq expired by a Heart Attack at 47

Theatre, television and film actor Vivek Shauq passed away in a Mumbai hospital on January 10 at the age of 47. He underwent a “minor operation” last week but slipped into coma after that and could not be revived.

He suffered a heart attack on January 3 and was admitted to Jupiter Hospital in Thane.'' Shauq's funeral is on Tuesday at 4 pm at Sant Nirankari Mission." Vivek acted in Maa Tujhe Salaam, International Khiladi, Aitraaz, Ab Tumhare Hawale Waton Saathiyon, 36 China Town and Humko Deewana Kar Gaye.


His first Hindi film is Barsaat Ki Raat in 1998 and became noticed in Gadar Ek Prem Katha. Director Anil Sharma said, " I really don't know if there was any stress in his life. He was jovial. His death is a shock to us.''


He acted in a number of Hindi and Punjabi films, and prominent among them were Delhii Heights, Aitraaz, 36 China Town, Hum Ko Deewana Kar Gaye, Asa Nu Maan Watna Da, Dil Hai Tumara, Mini Punjab and Nalaik.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Actor Navin Nischol dies of heart attack at the of 65 Years

Actor Navin Nischol expired of heart attack at the of 65 Years on 19th March 2011

Noted Bollywood actor Navin Nischol passed away here on Saturday after a massive heart attack.


The 65-year-old actor was travelling to Pune along with actor-filmmaker Randhir Kapoor in a car that morning, when he suffered a cardiac arrest. Mr. Nischol was immediately taken to a nearby hospital, but was declared dead upon arrival.


The funeral took place this evening in the presence of family members and friends from the film industry. The actor’s daughter Natasha, mother Kamla and brother Praveen were present.


He had made his debut with "Saawan Bhadon" in 1970. His last release was "Break ke Baad".


When Nischol made his debut as a hero in "Saawan Bhadon" in 1970, he was labelled the poor man's Rajesh Khanna. Khanna was at the peak of his career then, and had given a superhit — "Kati Patang" the same year. Nischol instantly clicked with the audience, and went on to a silver jubilee at the box office with his debut film. The film also saw the debut of Rekha, Roopesh Kumar, Jayshree T and Ranjeet.

A product of the FTII, Nischol made a successful debut with 'Sawan Bhadon' in 1970 and went on to star in several films like 'Victoria No 203', 'Dhund', 'Chhalia', 'Parwana', 'Buddha Mil Gaya', and later as character actor in 'Major


Saab', 'The Burning Train' aming others.

In the early 90s, he had made a successful transition to the small screen with the popular sitcom 'Dekh Bhai Dekh' alongside Farida Jalal, Shekhar Suman. The show was produced by Jaya Bachchan.

He was last seen in films like 'Khosla ka Ghosla' (2006) and Break ke Baad (2010). His wife had committed suicide in 2006.

His wife, Geetanjali, committed suicide in 2006.

Actress Rasika Joshi passes away

Actress Rasika Joshi expired at the age of 39 only

Noted film and Marathi theatre actor Rasika Joshi passed away here on Thursday after a brief illness of cancer. She was 39.

Joshi, who fighting with cancer, died at a nursing home in Bandra, family members said.


Rasika was also working with RGV in the upcoming “Not a Love Atory”. Calling her death a loss, RGV said,


Rasika was immensely popular through "Bandini" and she did a notable role in ''Malamal Weekly'', ''Ek Hasina Thi'' and ''Bhul-Bhullaiyya''.

Friday, July 15, 2011

LHC releases first Higgs search results

LHC(Large Hedron Collider) releases first Higgs search results

The Higgs boson, the elusive particle thought to give all others mass, is the most hyped of all the discoveries that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is expected to make. Now the Compact Muon Solenoid (CMS) experiment at the LHC has cast its first glance on this prize.


Excitement must be tempered. The LHC, at CERN near Geneva, Switzerland, can't yet compete with the Tevatron at Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois, in hunting for the Higgs as predicted by the standard model, particle physics's most successful framework.

But, as revealed in a paper posted to the online Physics Arxiv on Saturday, the LHC is already closing in on the version of the Higgs that appears in an alternative, more exotic framework.



For the first time, the Tevatron - formerly the world's most powerful particle smasher and the last experiment to narrow down the possible masses that the Higgs might have - can hear a second set of footsteps on its main stomping ground.

The Tevatron experiments have acquired more than 10 inverse femtobarns of data over the collider's 27 year lifetime - nearly 28 times the amount of data collected by the LHC experiments so far.

With this data, it has been steadily closing the window of possible standard model Higgs masses, ruling out those between 158 and 175 giga electronvolts (GeV). Combined with the previous limit from the Large Electron Positron collider, the elusive boson is thought to hide between 114 and 158 GeV - if it fits into the standard model.


In the recent paper, CMS has considered the Higgs boson in a more exotic framework in which the six known quarks are extended to eight and the three known electron-like particles to four.
The researchers find that if our universe is harboring this "extra generation" of matter, the Higgs is unlikely to have a mass between 144 and 207 GeV. Coupled with the Tevatron's exclusion of the range of 131 to 204 GeV, this slightly narrows the possible mass range for the Higgs within this exotic framework.


The LHC is still in the stage of gathering data and proving the reliability of its experiments, but if the new accelerator keeps the pace it set in 2010, it could seize the Higgs baton from the Tevatron, even for standard model Higgs searches, this summer

Source : http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2011/03/lhc-releases-first-higgs-searc.html
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The three Large Hadron Collider (LHC) experiments that study lead ion collisions all presented their latest results today at the annual Quark Matter conference, held this year in Annecy, France. The results are based on analysis of data collected during the last two weeks of the 2010 LHC run, when the LHC switched from protons to lead-ions. All experiments report highly subtle measurements, bringing heavy-ion physics into a new era of high precision studies.


In its infancy, just microseconds after the Big Bang, the universe consisted of a plasma of quarks and gluons (QGP), the fundamental building blocks of matter. By colliding heavy ions, physicists can turn back time and recreate the conditions that existed back then, allowing us to understand the evolution of the early universe.


Results from the ALICE experiment have provided evidence that the matter created in lead ion collisions is the densest ever observed, over 100000 times hotter than the interior of the sun and denser than neutron stars. These conditions allow the properties of the plasma to be studied with unprecedented detail. ALICE has confirmed the RHIC experiments' finding that QGP behaves almost like an ideal fluid with minimal viscosity. ALICE's presentation also discussed the behaviour of energetic particles in the QGP medium


Source : http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-05-large-hadron-collider-results-quark.html

Large Hadron Collider: Final Synchronization Test A Success

Large Hadron Collider: Final Synchronization Test A Success i.e Successfully Executed

CERN has announced the success of the second and final test of the Large Hadron Collider’s beam synchronization systems. The test will allow the LHC operations team to inject the first beam into the LHC

Friday evening (August 22, 2008), a single bunch of a few particles travelled down the transfer line from the Super Proton Synchrotron (SPS) accelerator to the LHC. After a period of optimization, one bunch was kicked up from the transfer line into the LHC beam pipe and steered counter-clockwise about 3 kilometres around the LHC.


“Thanks to a fantastic team, both the clock-wise and counter-clockwise tests went without a hitch. We look forward to a resounding success when we make our first attempt to send a beam all the way around the LHC,” said Lyn Evans, LHC Project Leader.

Source : http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/08/080826121607.htm


Purpose of LHC Test : To know creation of Universe, Time Travelling Possibility, Longevity, Existence of God Particle Higgs Boson

Some People have fear about these tests : Impact on Earth, Nature & Living Being

Is time travel possible ? Physics of the Impossible

Is time travel possible ? Physics of the Impossible
IMPOSSIBLE = I M POSSIBLE

Newton said : Time is like arrow, once fired never returns back. One Second on earth is equal to one second on Jupitor.

 Einstein said : Time was  like just like a river, which moved around stars and galaxies, speeding up around light bodies and slowing down as it passed around massive bodies. One second on the earth was Not one second on Jupitor. Clocks scattered throughout the universe and runs with a different speed.

Einstein’s neighbor at Princeton, Kurt Goedel, perhaps the greatest mathematical logician of the past 500 years, found a new solution to Einstein’s own equations which allowed for time travel! The “river of time” now had whirlpools in which time could wrap itself into a circle. Goedel’s solution was quite ingenious: it postulated a universe filled with a rotating fluid. Anyone walking along the direction of rotation would find themselves back at the starting point, but backwards in time!


In his memoirs, Einstein wrote that he was disturbed that his equations contained solutions that allowed for time travel. But he finally concluded: the universe does not rotate, it ex- pands (i.e. as in the Big Bang theory) and hence Goedel’s solution could be thrown out for “physical reasons.” (Apparently, if the Big Bang was rotating, then time travel would be possible throughout the universe!)



Then in 1963, Roy Kerr, a New Zealand mathematician, found a solution of Einstein’s equations for a rotating black hole, which had bizarre properties. The black hole would not collapse to a point (as previously thought) but into a spinning ring (of neutrons). The ring would be circulating so rapidly that centrifugal force would keep the ring from collapsing under gravity. The ring, in turn, acts like the Looking Glass of Alice. Anyone walking through the ring would not die, but could pass through the ring into an alternate universe. Since then, hundreds of other “wormhole” solutions have been found to Einstein’s equations. These wormholes connect not only two regions of space (hence the name) but also two regions of time as well. In principle, they can be used as time machines.


Now new solution of quantum theory to gravity (and hence create a “theory of everything”) have given us some insight into the paradox problem. In the quantum theory, we can have multiple states of any object. For example, an electron can exist simultaneously in different orbits (a fact which is responsible for giving us the laws of chemistry). Similarly, Schrodinger’s famous  can exist simultaneously in two possible states: dead and alive. So by going back in time and altering the past, we merely create a parallel universe. So we are changing someone ELSE’s past by saving, say, Abraham Lincoln from being assassinated at the Ford Theater, but our Lincoln is still dead. In this way, the river of time forks into two separate rivers. But does this mean that we will be able to jump into H.G. Wells’ machine, spin a dial, and soar several hundred thousand years into England’s future? No. There are a number of difficult hurdles to overcome.


Stephen Hawking once opposed the idea of time travel. He even claimed he had “empirical” evidence against it. If time travel existed, he said, then we would have been visited by tourists from the future. Since we see no tourists from the future, ergo: time travel is not possible. Because of the enormous amount of work done by theoretical physicists within the last 5 years or so, Hawking has since changed his mind, and now believes that time travel is possible (although not necessarily practical). (Furthermore, perhaps we are simply not very interesting to these tourists from the future. Anyone who can harness the power of a star would consider us to be very primitive. Imagine your friends coming across an ant hill. Would they bend down to the ants and give them trinkets, books, medicine, and power? Or would some of your friends have the strange urge to step on a few of them?)


Source : http://mkaku.org/home/?page_id=252  (Michio Kaku - I M Possible Physics)
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Hadron Collider is Producing Nano-Blackholes


Like many physicists, Michio Kaku thinks our universe will end in a "big freeze." However, unlike many physicists, he thinks we might be able to avoid this fate by slipping into a parallel universe. "i


One of the most fascinating discoveries of our new century may be imminent if the Large Hadron Collider outside Geneva produces nano-blackholes when it goes live again. According to the best current physics, such nano blackholes could not be produced with the energy levels the LHC can generate, but could only come into being if a parallel universe were providing extra gravitational input. Versions of multiverse theory suggest that there is at least one other universe very close to our own, perhaps only a millimeter away. This makes it possible that some of the effects, especially gravity, "leak through," which could be responsible for the production of dark energy and dark matter that make up 96% of the universe.

"The multiverse is no longer a model, it is a consequence of our models," says Aurelien Barrau, particle physicist at CERN

While it hasn’t been proven yet, many highly respected and credible scientists are now saying there’s reason to believe that parallel dimensions could very well be more than figments of our imaginations.

"The idea of multiple universes is more than a fantastic invention—it appears naturally within several scientific theories, and deserves to be taken seriously," stated Aurelien Barrau, a French particle physicist at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN).

There are a variety of competing theories based on the idea of parallel universes, but the most basic idea is that if the universe is infinite, then everything that could possibly occur has happened, is happening, or will happen.

According to quantum mechanics, nothing at the subatomic scale can really be said to exist until it is observed. Until then, particles occupy uncertain "superposition" states, in which they can have simultaneous "up" and "down" spins, or appear to be in different places at the same time. The mere act of observing somehow appears to "nail down" a particular state of reality. Scientists don’t yet have a perfect explanation for how it occurs, but that hasn’t changed the fact that the phenomenon does occur.

Unobserved particles are described by "wave functions" representing a set of multiple "probable" states. When an observer makes a measurement, the particle then settles down into one of these multiple options, which is somewhat how the multiple universe theory can be explained.

The existence of such a parallel universe "does not even assume speculative modern physics, merely that space is infinite and rather uniformly filled with matter as indicated by recent astronomical observations," Max Tegmark, a cosmologist at MIT in Boston, Massachusetts concluded in a study of parallel universes published by Cambridge University.

Mathematician Hugh Everett published landmark paper in 1957 while still a graduate student at Princeton University. In this paper he showed how quantum theory predicts that a single classical reality will gradually split into separate, but simultaneously existing realms.

"This is simply a way of trusting strictly the fundamental equations of quantum mechanics," says Barrau. "The worlds are not spatially separated, but exist as kinds of 'parallel' universes."

Partly because the idea is so uncomfortably strange, it’s dismissed as sci-fi by many critics. But there are also many credible, respected proponents of the theory—a group that is continuously gaining new adherents as new research unveils new evidence. Some Oxford research—for the first time—recently found a mathematical answer that sweeps away one of the key objections to the controversial idea. Their research shows that Everett was indeed on the right track when he came up with his multiverse theory. The Oxford team, led by Dr David Deutsch, showed mathematically that the bush-like branching structure created by the universe splitting into parallel versions of itself can explain the probabilistic nature of quantum outcomes.

But if parallel worlds do exist, there is a way around these troublesome paradoxes. Deutsch argues that time travel shifts happen between different branches of reality. The mathematical breakthrough bolsters his claim that quantum theory does not forbid time travel. "It does sidestep it. You go into another universe," he said. But he admits that there will be a lot of work to do before we can manipulate space-time in a way that makes “hops” possible. While it may sound fanciful, Deutsch says that scientific research is continually making the theory more believable.

"Many sci-fi authors suggested time travel paradoxes would be solved by parallel universes but in my work, that conclusion is deduced from quantum theory itself."

The borderline between physics and metaphysics is not defined by whether an entity can be observed, but whether it is testable, insists Tegmark.

He points to phenomena such as black holes, curved space, the slowing of time at high speeds, even a round Earth, which were all once rejected as scientific heresy before being proven through experimentation, even though some remain beyond the grasp of observation. It is likely, Tegmark concludes that multiverse models grounded in modern physics will eventually be empirically testable, predictive and disprovable
Source : http://www.forbiddenknowledgetv.com/videos/quantum-physics/escape-to-a-parallel-universemichio-kaku.html
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What I think about time travel and creation of Universe :


Time Travel is definitely possible today OR tomarrow, It is not a fiction.
As We move forward in time then certainly We can travel back in time also.
But problem arises with paradoxes : Do We change past ?
If concept of parallel Universe is correct as per quantum mechanics theory (A particle can have multiple states simultaneously), then We change history/past also.
We see each & every particles have its anti particle also : i.e Positive  & Negative
for e.g.  Electron -> Positron
For each matter, its Anti matter also present. So that it can be destroyed to release energy.
And on the same concept there may be Negative/Anti Universe can also possible.


In Hinduism, 1 Second of Brahma's is equivalent to more than 1000 years of human.
i.e Time moves with different different speeds in Universe.
We are still ignorant of Science/Creation of Universe. Nature is brilliant in its creation : Green Trees have green insects ( Are these insects use science to change there colours to protect themselves from other creatures).
How Creatures/Animals developed to there survival and how there destroyer developed skills to kill such creatures/animals. ( Do they use science OR there is some thinking power for there development, We don't know, And We are thinking of Lemark's OR Darwin's principle, And it is unlear how each/every creature developed in such a way to change even colour, eyes, flying, othere special possibilities).

We are asking - If God created this universe, then from Where God comes.
But there is one more question : How this matter & energy is created. How Big bang comes, And what happend before Big Bang.Do We ceated from ZERO (And Positive & Negative energy creates, But How & Why it creates)

There is one more possibility, May be there is some advanced civilization who now so advance that they works like GOD.
And may be We can achieve such stage in future.

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As We are editing video films/ photo (Which is a past event) , One day human being may go to past/future
(For e.g. Light of thousand years far star reaches us after thousands of years, And that time We see past of that star, While observer on that star is in future of that star.)
, And can rereate same things once again.
( I have firm beleive on this, And I hope it can't be disprove).
Each and every particle absorbes/release energy at each & every moment when the event happens. And When We are able to decode this particle energy then We can create picture of past event happened.
And on the basis of that We can recreate the same.

IMPOSSIBLE = I M POSSIBLE

Each & every thing is possible with a positive direction/ positive energy.

Negative people can't find a solution.

I am saluting Mr. Ronald Mellat for his brave effort to try to bring his father back, And giving us many valuable information.
I am saluting to the scientists, Who gives us so many things and a great platform to futhur developments.
I felt now new developments can be fastly possible through Internet, which can works like a water at the time of origin of universe through which many species combined to create complicated species.

I hate terrorists, Who don't know what is the value of a life, Don't know the purpose/meaning of there objectives.

World's all religion should think & work in a Unified approach.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Heart attacks & First Aid

Heart attacks & First Aid

A heart attack is one of the most common life-threatening heart conditions in the India

If you suspected someone was having a heart attack, what would you do? : -

Heart attack symptoms - lips turning blue , profuse sweating , extreme gasping for air , sudden fainting or dizziness , persistent, vice-like central chest pain.

Treatment for heart attacks

1. Sit the person down.
2. Call an ambulance immediately, even if you are not sure about the symptoms.
3. If the person is conscious, give them a 300 mg tablet of aspirin to chew.
The main risk is that the heart will stop beating. Be prepared to resuscitate if necessary.
Source : http://www.redcross.org.uk/What-we-do/First-aid/First-aid-tips-and-videos/Heart-attacks

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Symptoms

•Severe chest pain that doesn't ease with rest
•Breathlessness and nausea
•Giddiness
•Sense of doom
•Irregular pulse
•Ashen, cold skin and blue lips
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Heart attack – emergency first aid

What should you do if someone has a heart attack?

A heart attack will cause severe chest pains behind the breast bone, often radiating towards the left arm.
If someone has a cardiac arrest or heart attack, there may be only a few minutes to act before it is too late. It is vital to know what to do beforehand.
To perform CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) and artificial respiration (mouth to mouth resuscitation) effectively, training and frequent practice on resuscitation dummies are essential.
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How can you tell if someone is having a heart attack?

If the person is unconscious:
are they breathing? Look at the patient's chest to see if it is rising and falling
do they have a pulse? Place two fingers on one or other side of the person's voice box in their throat to feel if they have a carotid pulse.

If the patient has a pulse but is not breathing:
Could it be because of suffocation? Feel inside the mouth with a finger to see if there is anything blocking it or the windpipe and remove any food or other objects. Provided that dentures are not broken, it is better not to remove them

call for help immediately, stating that the casualty is not breathing, and provide resuscitation (see below) until the patient begins to breathe or the ambulance arrives.

If there is no breathing or pulse, the patient has had a cardiac arrest.
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What help is needed?


Immediately place the palm of your hand flat on the patient's chest just over the lower part of the sternum (breast bone) and press your hand in a pumping motion once or twice by using the other hand. This may make the heart beat again.

If these actions do not restore a pulse or if the subject doesn't begin to breathe again:
call for help, stating that the casualty is having a cardiac arrest but stay with the patient find out if any one else present knows CPR provide artificial respiration immediately (see below) begin CPR immediately (see below).
How to give artificial respiration
Tilt the head back and lift up the chin.
Pinch the nostrils shut with two fingers to prevent leakage of air.
Take a deep breath and seal your own mouth over the person's mouth.
Breathe slowly into the person's mouth – it should take about two seconds to adequately inflate the chest.
Do this twice.
Check to see if the chest rises as you breathe into the patient.
If it does, enough air is being blown in.
If there is resistance, try to hold the head back further and lift the chin again.
Repeat this procedure until help arrives or the person starts breathing again.
How do I perform CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation)?
See if there is breathing. If not, start artificial respiration as described above. Checking for a pulse in the neck (carotid artery) may waste valuable time if the rescuer is inexperienced in this check. The procedure is:
place your fingers in the groove between the windpipe and the muscles of the side of the neck. Press backwards here to check for a pulse.
If there is no pulse, or if you are unsure, then proceed without delay thus:
look at the person's chest and find the 'upside-down V' shaped notch that is made by the lower edge of the ribcage. Place your middle finger in this notch and then place your index finger beside it, resting on the breastbone. Take the heel of your other hand and slide it down the breastbone until it is touching this index finger. The heel of your hand should now be positioned on the middle of the lower half of the breastbone.
now place the heel of your other hand on top of the first. Keep your fingers off the chest, by locking them together. Your pressure should be applied through the heels of the hands only.
keep your elbows straight, and bring your body weight over your hands to make it easier to press down.
press down firmly and quickly to achieve a downwards movement of 4 to 5cm, then relax and repeat the compression.
do this 15 times, then give artificial respiration twice, and continue this 15:2 procedure until help arrives.
aim for a rate of compression of about 100 per minute. You can help your timing and counting by saying out loud 'one and two and three and four ...' etc.
Artificial respiration and CPR should both be performed at the same time
If possible, get someone else to help – one person to perform artificial respiration and the other to perform CPR. (This is not easily done without prior practice and it is well worth attending sessions on CPR training to become familiar with the technique.)
The ratio of chest compressions to breaths is 15:2 for both one-person and two-person CPR.
Continue until the ambulance arrives or the patient gets a pulse and starts to breathe again.
If the pulse returns and breathing begins but the person remains unconscious, roll them gently onto their side into the recovery position. This way mucus or vomit can get out of the mouth and will not obstruct the patient's breathing. It also prevents the tongue from falling back and blocking the air passage.
Make sure the patient continues breathing and has a pulse until the ambulance arrives
If you succeed in resuscitating the person who has been taken ill, he or she may be confused and alarmed by all the commotion. Keep the patient warm and calm by quietly, but clearly, telling them what has happened.
Again, it needs to be emphasised that the only way to provide proper first aid and resuscitation is through learning the technique, then regular practice and guidance.

Source : http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/facts/heartattack.htm

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Aspirin works to help prevent blood clots.

During a suspected heart attack, aspirin can play a critical lifesaving role if taken as directed by a doctor.

Research has shown that aspirin reduces the risk of death by 23 percent if administered when a heart attack is suspected and for 30 days thereafter. Aspirin can also lessen the damaging effects of the heart attack. The use of aspirin as a “heart attack first aid” could potentially save 10,000 lives each year.

The mechanism by which aspirin works in the treatment of heart attack is not completely understood. However, we do know that aspirin help reduce platelet clumping or blood clotting which helps cause blockage in blood vessels.
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Travelling in Past - Immortality - God

Travelling in Past Future - Immortality - God
IMPOSSIBLE = I M POSSIBLE



We people are searhing from a long time about God and its existene. And recent discoveries suggests Humans may work like God.

Two prominenet scientists Michio Kaku and Dr. Mallat are working to make a Time Travel machine as per Albert Einstein's General relativity theory, So that they can travel in past and in future and to change it.

Many people are asking about Grandfather Paradox and how it can resolved.
Grandfather paradox is - A person travel in past and murder is Grandfather then how that person comes in existence.
But new theories gives a hope to solve this - Which is existence of parallel universe that is if a person go backto in past and kill is grandfather then a different event is generated and is done in a different parallel universe. There are infinite number of parallel universe for every cause & effect event, which is invisible and made up dark matter.
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see -> "The Human Species Will One Day Migrate to a Parallel Universe" -- Michio Kaku

Like many physicists, Michio Kaku thinks our universe will end in a "big freeze." However, unlike many physicists, he thinks we might be able to avoid this fate by slipping into a parallel universe. "i




One of the most fascinating discoveries of our new century may be imminent if the Large Hadron Collider outside Geneva produces nano-blackholes when it goes live again. According to the best current physics, such nano blackholes could not be produced with the energy levels the LHC can generate, but could only come into being if a parallel universe were providing extra gravitational input. Versions of multiverse theory suggest that there is at least one other universe very close to our own, perhaps only a millimeter away. This makes it possible that some of the effects, especially gravity, "leak through," which could be responsible for the production of dark energy and dark matter that make up 96% of the universe.

"The multiverse is no longer a model, it is a consequence of our models," says Aurelien Barrau, particle physicist at CERN




While it hasn’t been proven yet, many highly respected and credible scientists are now saying there’s reason to believe that parallel dimensions could very well be more than figments of our imaginations.



"The idea of multiple universes is more than a fantastic invention—it appears naturally within several scientific theories, and deserves to be taken seriously," stated Aurelien Barrau, a French particle physicist at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN).

There are a variety of competing theories based on the idea of parallel universes, but the most basic idea is that if the universe is infinite, then everything that could possibly occur has happened, is happening, or will happen.

According to quantum mechanics, nothing at the subatomic scale can really be said to exist until it is observed. Until then, particles occupy uncertain "superposition" states, in which they can have simultaneous "up" and "down" spins, or appear to be in different places at the same time. The mere act of observing somehow appears to "nail down" a particular state of reality. Scientists don’t yet have a perfect explanation for how it occurs, but that hasn’t changed the fact that the phenomenon does occur.




Unobserved particles are described by "wave functions" representing a set of multiple "probable" states. When an observer makes a measurement, the particle then settles down into one of these multiple options, which is somewhat how the multiple universe theory can be explained.



The existence of such a parallel universe "does not even assume speculative modern physics, merely that space is infinite and rather uniformly filled with matter as indicated by recent astronomical observations," Max Tegmark, a cosmologist at MIT in Boston, Massachusetts concluded in a study of parallel universes published by Cambridge University.



Mathematician Hugh Everett published landmark paper in 1957 while still a graduate student at Princeton University. In this paper he showed how quantum theory predicts that a single classical reality will gradually split into separate, but simultaneously existing realms.



"This is simply a way of trusting strictly the fundamental equations of quantum mechanics," says Barrau. "The worlds are not spatially separated, but exist as kinds of 'parallel' universes."

Partly because the idea is so uncomfortably strange, it’s dismissed as sci-fi by many critics. But there are also many credible, respected proponents of the theory—a group that is continuously gaining new adherents as new research unveils new evidence. Some Oxford research—for the first time—recently found a mathematical answer that sweeps away one of the key objections to the controversial idea. Their research shows that Everett was indeed on the right track when he came up with his multiverse theory. The Oxford team, led by Dr David Deutsch, showed mathematically that the bush-like branching structure created by the universe splitting into parallel versions of itself can explain the probabilistic nature of quantum outcomes.

The work has another strange implication. The idea of parallel universes would apparently side-step one of the key complaints with time travel. Every since it was given serious credibility in 1949 by the great logician Kurt Godel, many eminent physicists have argued against time travel because it undermines ideas of cause and effect. An example would be the famous “grandfather paradox” where a time traveler goes back to kill his grandfather so that he is never born in the first place.

But if parallel worlds do exist, there is a way around these troublesome paradoxes. Deutsch argues that time travel shifts happen between different branches of reality. The mathematical breakthrough bolsters his claim that quantum theory does not forbid time travel. "It does sidestep it. You go into another universe," he said. But he admits that there will be a lot of work to do before we can manipulate space-time in a way that makes “hops” possible. While it may sound fanciful, Deutsch says that scientific research is continually making the theory more believable.

"Many sci-fi authors suggested time travel paradoxes would be solved by parallel universes but in my work, that conclusion is deduced from quantum theory itself."

The borderline between physics and metaphysics is not defined by whether an entity can be observed, but whether it is testable, insists Tegmark.

He points to phenomena such as black holes, curved space, the slowing of time at high speeds, even a round Earth, which were all once rejected as scientific heresy before being proven through experimentation, even though some remain beyond the grasp of observation. It is likely, Tegmark concludes that multiverse models grounded in modern physics will eventually be empirically testable, predictive and disprovable
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There is one more scientist/professor - Dr. Ronald L Mallet, Who is making a time travel machine to brough back is father who was died by a heart attack at the age of 33 when Dr. Mallet was 10 years old.

Dr. Mallet is claiming that he is near to make this Time Travel machine.
He was working from last 56 years from the age of 10 when his father was died.

Dr. Mallet Time machine project

For quite some time, Ronald Mallett has been working on plans for a time machine. This technology would be based upon a ring laser's properties within the context of Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Mallett first argued that the ring laser would produce a limited amount of frame-dragging which might be measured experimentally, saying:

"In Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, both matter and energy can create a gravitational field. This means that the energy of a light beam can produce a gravitational field. My current research considers both the weak and strong gravitational fields produced by a single continuously circulating unidirectional beam of light. In the weak gravitational field of an unidirectional ring laser, it is predicted that a spinning neutral particle, when placed in the ring, is dragged around by the resulting gravitational field."

In a later paper, he argued that at sufficient energies, the circulating laser might produce not just frame-dragging but also closed timelike curves (CTC), allowing time travel into the past:

For the strong gravitational field of a circulating cylinder of light, I have found new exact solutions of the Einstein field equations for the exterior and interior gravitational fields of the light cylinder. The exterior gravitational field is shown to contain closed timelike lines.

The presence of closed timelike lines indicates the possibility of time travel into the past. This creates the foundation for a time machine based on a circulating cylinder of light.

Funding for his program, now known as The Space-time Twisting by Light (STL) project, is progressing. Full details on the project, Mallett's theories, a list of upcoming public lectures and links to popular articles on his work can be found at the Professor's UConn web page, and an illustration showing the concept on which Mallett has designed the time machine can be seen here.

He also wrote a book entitled, Time Traveler: A Scientist's Personal Mission to Make Time Travel a Reality, co-written with New York Times best-selling author Bruce B. Henderson, that was first published in 2006. In June 2008, motion picture director Spike Lee's production company announced it had acquired the film rights to Mallett's book. Lee is co-writing the movie script and directing the picture.

In 2006 Mallett declared that time travel into the past would be possible within the 21st century and possibly within less than a decade. Mallett uses Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity to attempt to substantiate his claims.
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IMPOSSIBLE = I M POSSIBLE

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Sonam Kapoor( सोनम कपूर) Daughter Anil Kapoor Biography

Sonam Kapoor( सोनम कपूर) Daughter Anil Kapoor Biography

Sonam Kapoor  born 9 June 1985,Mumbai, Maharashtra, India) is an Indian film actress who appears in Bollywood films.
She is the elder daughter of Anil Kapoor and Sunita Kapoor,and the granddaughter of filmmaker Surinder Kapoor.

She is the niece of producer Boney Kapoor, actress Sridevi, actor Sanjay Kapoor and producer Sandeep Marwah.
Sonam Kapoor is the eldest of three children; the others are sister Rhea Kapoor and brother Harshvardhan.
She studied in the Arya Vidya Mandir school in Juhu,Mumbai and then enrolled in the United World College of South East Asia to do her International Baccalaureate. She knows English, Hindi and Punjabi, and is good dancer.
Before starting her career off as an actress, Sonam worked as an assistant under Sanjay Leela Bhansali in 2004, and assisted him during the making of his film, Black which was released in early 2005.
She made her acting debut with Ranbir Kapoor in Bhansali's Saawariya (2007), which failed to do well at the box office.
In 2009, Kapoor appeared in Rakesh Omprakash Mehra's Delhi-6, opposite Abhishek Bachchan. The film flopped at the box office.
But her performance was at new height and highly praised. Critic Rajeev Masand commented, "Sonam Kapoor is the revelation in Delhi 6. She's a firecracker performer, instinctive and uninhibited in what isn't even a conventional female lead".
Her First Box Office Succes was in 2010, I Hate Luv Storys(Punit Malhotra's Film) opposite Imran Khan.
After that She appeared in the romantic comedy, Aisha, opposite Abhay Deol.

Kapoor's first release in 2011, Thank You was a critical failure, although the film was a moderate success at the box office. Taran Adarsh, of Bollywood Hungama, stated that, "She looks glamorous at times, but there are times when her pale looks are hard to ignore". Next, she made her first appearance at the 64th Cannes Film Festival representing L'Oréal, the brand she endorses in India.

Sonam Kapoor Profile
Date of Birth: June 9, 1985
Place of Birth: Chembur, Maharashtra, India
Birth name: Sonam Anil Kapoor
Height: 5 '9 ½ "(1.77 m)
Alternatiewe Name: Sonam Kapoor
Father: Anil Kapoor
Uncle: Sanjay Kapoor and Boney Kapoor
Movies-• Delhi 6,• Saawariya,• Aisha,• I hate love stories

Awards and nominations Filmfare Awards Nominated
2008: Filmfare Best Female Debut Award; Saawariya
2008: Sony Head N Shoulders Fresh Face of the Year Award; Saawariya
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Star Screen AwardsNominated
2008: Star Screen Award for Most Promising Newcomer – Female; Saawariya
2008: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 along with Ranbir Kapoor; Saawariya
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Zee Cine AwardsNominated
2008: Zee Cine Award for Best Female Debut; Saawariya
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Stardust AwardsWinner
2008: Stardust Superstar of Tomorrow - Female; Saawariya

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Genelia D’ Souza is trying to woo an airplane pilot - Angry Airline Industries over this Act

Genelia D’ Souza is trying to woo an airplane pilot - Angry Airline Industries over this Act



In a recent news published in DNA news paper :
Airline industry take offense on Genelia D'Souza -

Air-hostesses feel that the bubbly actor shouldn’t have done this advert as it portrays air-hostesses in bad light. A reputed website quoted adman Prahlad Kakkar who also opined that these kind of ads should not be aired in a country like India. “Frankly, a majority of our society is not ready for such ads,” a site quotes him as sayin
However, it seems that even pilots are lashing out at the ad. “It’s not funny to show that we don’t take our jobs seriously. That too, a job with so many lives at risk,” a 27-year-old pilot was quoted as saying.

News Source : http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_airline-industry-take-offense-on-genelia-dsouza_1552082





Carolyn Moos Famous Basketball Player

Carolyn Moos Famous Basketball Player 

Carolyn Moos is an American model, personal trainer, nutrition consultant and a former collegiate and professional basketball player.


She won a gold medal in the Junior Olympics traveling to Frankfurt, Slovakia, Brazil and Chetumal. She lived in France where she played professional basketball after her completing her B.A. at Stanford. In the WNBA she played for four teams: the Phoenix Mercury, Miami Sol and the Minnesota Lynx. The last two of her terms in the WNBA were brief, with the third lasting little over a week. Moos also has a M.A. from USC and runs FITT4Life: Nutrition consulting, personal training, yoga and overall wellness. She provides live and virtual training and nutrition consulting through her website.

Moos is well known for her long and slender frame of 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) and 37" leg inseam

Born May 23, 1978 (1978-05-23) (age 33)
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Nationality American
Height 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)
Weight 175 lb (79 kg)
High school Blake School
College Stanford University
Draft 4th round, 53rd pick overall, 2001
Phoenix Mercury
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WNBA Teams
Phoenix Mercury (2001)
Miami Sol (2002)

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Awards/Honours
1997 Nike/WBCA All-America
1997 Parade Magazine First Team All-America
2000 Honorable Mention All-Pac-10
1997 Gatorade Central Region Player of the Year
2000 Honorable Mention Pac-10 All-Academic
1997 Gatorade Minnesota Player of the Year
1998-99 All-Pac-10 Honorable Mention
1997 Sporting News Top Student Athletes in the Country
1997 Bost/Naismith National Player of the Year Finalist
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See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Moos

Cara Michelle Meschter-Tall Model cum Actress, Height 6' 2" /1.88 m.

Good Humour , Entertainment, Jokes http://7joke.blogspot.com/ /Updated Sarkari Naukri http://sarkari-damad.blogspot.com / Updated Admission Notice India http://admission-query.blogspot.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------


Cara Michelle Meschter (Tall Model & Actress, Height 6 feet 2 inches/1.88 meter)  

Cara Michelle Meschter (AKA: Cara Michelle) is a famous American model and actress.

She was chosen as Playboy's Playmate of the Month in December 2000 Magzine.

Born on :February 1, 1978 (in Hawaii, USA)

Current Age : 33 Years
Measurements Bust: 34C
Waist: 26
Hips: 36
Height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m.)
Weight 135 lb (61 kg; 9.6 st)

You Can Win with 3 Things

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruits.

-- Kahlil Gibran
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Happiness is NOT something you find,
It's something you create.
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Nothing is this world is IMPOSSIBLE as
the word is "I M POSSIBLE ..."

New Panchatantra Story

New Panchatantra Story

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine,

sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the
Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.

The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The
engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your
computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No,
not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items,
but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid idiot! The first two things I showed you
were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!!

Humour Quotes

Humour Quotes

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
 12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

Husband Wife Naughty Jokes

Husband Wife Funny Jokes


1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
.... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!
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2. " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?
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3. A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5
Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
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4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate
raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.
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5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi
ho.....
KHUSH RAHO
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6.Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL"
is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".
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7. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
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8. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- " Meri Le Ja...!" ''Meri Le Ja...!''
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9. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
 Manager: "What can I do?

Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
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10. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
 an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man

Monday, June 13, 2011

संता और बंता (Santa Banta Joke)

संता और बंता (Santa Banta Joke in Hindi)

संता और बंता एक होटल में खाना खाने गये। संता ने आर्डर दिया और बैरे ने उन्हें खाना लाकर दिया। जैसे ही बैरे ने बंता को देखा वह आ6चर्य से बोला - अरे बंताजी आप ।



फिर वह होटल में मौजूद अन्य लोगों से बोला - अरे देखो आज हमारे होटल में बंताजी खाना खाने आये हैं। होटल का मैनेजर भी बंता को देखकर बहुत खु6ा हुआ और उसने बंता से हाथ मिलाया।


-तुम तो काफी मशहूर  हो ।

संता ने खाना खाते खाते बंता के कान में फुसफुसाया। - मैं दुनिया का सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हूं।

बंता ने बताया । - नहीं यार । अब इतने भी मत बनो । ये कुछ लोग तुम्हें जानते हैं इसका मतलब यह नहीं कि तुम दुनिया के सबसे प्रसिद्ध व्यक्ति हो।

संता ने कहा । - हां ये सच है। तुम सिर्फ नाम बताओ । ऐसा कौन है जो मुझे नहीं जानता हो।
बंता ने जवाब दिया। - अच्छा । मैं दस हजार की शर्त लगाता हूं कि मुख्यमंत्री तुम्हें नहीं जानता होगा ।


संता ने कहा । - ठीक है चलो । बंता ने कहा और अगले ही दिन वे राजधानी पहुंच गये। वहां पहुंचने पर संता ने देखा कि मुख्यमंत्री ने बंता को देखते ही पहचान लिया और गले लगाया। फिर दो दिन मुख्यमंत्री के घर मेहमाननवाजी करने के बाद वे घर लौट आये। -
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मैंने कहा था न कि मैं दुनिया का सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हूं। अब तो मानते हो। - नहीं ।
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हिन्दुस्तान का प्रधानमंत्री तुम्हें बिलकुल नहीं जानता होगा । अगर वह जानता हो तो मैं दुगने पैसे दूंगा। ....
अगले ही दिन वे दिल्ली में थे।
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प्रधानमंत्री बड़ी बेतकल्लुफी से बंता से मिले । बोले - -कहां रहते हो बंता यार । तुम्हें देखे हुये तो जमाना बीत गया। फिर तीन दिनों तक प्रधानमंत्री के साथ गोल्फ खेलकर वे घर लौट आये।
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संता हैरान था पर हार मानने को तैयार नहीं था। - मैं एक एक लाख रूपये देने को तैयार हूं अगर अमिताभ बच्चन तुम्हें पहचान ले तो। - ठीक है । जैसी तुम्हारी मर्जी । अगले दिन वे मुम्बई में अमिताभ बच्चन के घर पहुंचे। बंता ने संता से बाहर लॉन में खड़े रहने को कहा और खुद अंदर चला गया। थोड़ी देर बाद संता ने देखा कि अमिताभ बच्चन और बंता बाहों में बाहें डाले बालकनी में आ रहे हैं। बंता ने संता की ओर देखा और हाथ हिलाया।
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इसके बाद संता बेहोश होकर गिर पड़ा। बंता दौड़कर नीचे आया और पानी के छींटे देकर संता को होश  में लाने की  कोशिश करने लगा। -
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संता, संता तुम्हें क्या हुआ ? उठो। संता ने धीरे से आंखें खोलीं और कहा - बंता तुम सचमुच दुनिया के सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हो। - मैंने तुमसे कहा था न पर तुम ही नहीं मानते थे।
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खैर ये बताओ कि जब मैं तुम्हें मुख्यमंत्री के घर ले गया तब तुम बेहो6ा नहीं हुये, प्रधानमंत्री के घर ले गया तब तुम्हें कुछ नहीं हुआ फिर अब ऐसा क्या हुआ कि तुम गिर पड़े।
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संता ने धीरे से बताया - जब तुम ऊपर अमिताभ बच्चन के साथ बालकनी में खड़े थे तो एक आदमी जो मेरे बगल में खड़ा था उसने मुझसे क्या कहा जानते हो ? क्या कहा ?
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- बंता ने पूछा उसने कहा - संता ने बताया - वह कौन है जो बंता जी के साथ ऊपर बालकनी में खड़ा है।

Saturday, June 11, 2011

60 Minutes Power Cut in India - Earth Power (WWF)

On 26th March at late neight (8.30 to 9.30 PM) Power cut in India 50 Cities ( Delhi, Mumbai, Pune, Ahmedabad, bangalore, Chennai, Kolkata etc. -  50 Cities) to support a movement by WWF for awareness towards Climate Change

Many of people surprise power-cut on 26th march 2011 at 8.30 to 9.30 PM in 50 cities which was actually a support/awareness towards WWF movement for Climate Change.

In India, the Earth Hour 2011 was held on 26 March 2011 from 8.30 PM to 9.30 PM IST, the Earth Hour 2011 was flagged off by the Delhi Chief Minister Smt.Sheila Dixit and Earth Hour 2011 Ambassador and Bollywood Heroine Vidya Balan in the presence of Mr.Jim Leape, Director General, WWF International.

And now it start in India every year(Observed in March end) , It can be helpful for power saving and awareness towards climate change & can bring light for others.

It was started in 2007 from Sydney (Australia) and now 6000 cities ( of 131 counries ) supporting this movement.
YouTube promoted the Earth Hour by changing its logo, and by adding a switch on/off feature near the title of each video, so that users can change the background color from white to black.




See - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Hour , http://www.earthhour.org/Homepage.aspx

Indian hold the largest stock of gold in the world - 18000 Tonnes


India's a key driver of global gold demand Holds (Indians hold 18000 Tonnes of Gold)
(Again Become Sone kee Chidia)

According to World Gold Council - Indian households hold 18000 tonnes of gold (Indian hold the largest stock of gold in the world )

In gold terms, India is a market with significant scale. In 2010, total annual consumer demand reached 963.1 tonnes. As seen in the last decade, Indian demand for gold will be driven by savings and real income levels, not by price.

Ajay Mitra, Managing Director, India and the Middle East, World Gold Council, said: "The rise of India as an economic power will continue to have gold at its heart. India already occupies a unique position in the world gold market and, as private wealth in India surges over the next ten years, so will Indian demand for gold".

At more than 18,000 tonnes, Indian households hold the largest stock of gold in the world.


* Gold purchases in India accounted for 32% of the global total in 2010
* The CMIE forecasts that India's annual real GDP will grow at over 10% from 2010-15, before slowing to an average rate of around 8.4% until 2020
* The vast majority of the Indian population (70%) live in villages, which have traditionally formed the source of more than two thirds of Indian gold demand
* This sector has been growing at less than 1% per annum.

For  Details news see - http://www.commodityonline.com/news/Indian-households-hold-18000-tonnes-of-gold-37849-3-1.html

Monday, June 6, 2011

Narayan-Murthy-Son-Wedding-With-LAxhmi-Venu-Daughter-TVS Motors-Chairman

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Rohan Murthy (Son of N.R. Narayan Murthy) Married with Lakshmi Venu  (Daughter of Mr Venu Srinivasan , TVS Motors Chairman)

The wedding of Ms Lakshmi Venu — daughter of Mr Venu Srinivasan (TVS Motors Chairman) and Ms Mallika Srinivasan (Chairperson of TAFE) — with Mr Rohan Murthy, son of Chief Mentor and Founder of Infosys, Mr N.R. Narayana Murthy, and Ms Sudha Murthy, took place today (On 5th June 2011,Sunday)


Lakshmi Veny currenly holding post - Vice-President, Global Business Development and Strategy, Sundaram Clayton Ltd, which is a part of the TVS group. And Mr Rohan Murthy is a Microsoft Fellow, pursuing a Ph.D. in Computer Science from Harvard University,USA

Venue in Radhakrishnan Salai and the media was kept aside from ceremony
Carnatic vocalists Sudha Raghunathan and Soumya presented devotional songs.

Many VIPs present, Some are -BJP leader, Mr L.K Advani; Mr Anand Sharma, Minister of Commerce; Mr Montek Singh Ahluwalia, Deputy Chairman of the Planning Commission; Mr Vikram Kirloskar, Vice-Chairman Toyota Kirloskar Motor; Ms Kiran Mazumdar Shaw, Chairman and Managing Director of Biocon and Captain Gopinath, founder of Air Deccan,Union Ministers P Chidambaram, Kamal Nath, Anand Sharma and G K Vasan