Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Internet Chating /Slang - Chat - Vocabulary

Internet Slangs / Slang Vocabulary / Chating

AFAIC — "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."

AFAIK — "as far as I know"

AFAIR — "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"

AFK — "away from keyboard"

ASAP — "as soon as possible"

BBL — "be back later"

BBS — "be back soon"

BFD — "big fucking deal"

BRB — "be right back" (usually used in chats and on an instant messenger service).

BTW — "by the way"

B2B — "Business to Business"

C&V — Chapter & Verse. Used in newsgroups.

C N>K — a Unix -ism meaning "coffee through nose into keyboard"

cya — "see you", used as a goodbye.

CU — "see you", used as a goodbye.

CYS — "Check your settings". A phrase often said by technical support staff of a certain Australian ISP.

FAQ — "Frequently Asked Question"

FFS — "for fuck's sake!"

FOAF — "friend of a friend", i.e. the dubious attribution given to urban legends

FYI — "for your information"

G2G — "got to go". Used in chatrooms.

GAGF — "go and get fucked"

GFY — "good for you" or "go fuck yourself". The use of this acronym is ambigious and not recommended.

GG — "good going" or "good game". Used sincerely in online games such as trivia, but more often used sarcastically when someone has done something foolish. Also, it is now becoming customary for all players to say "gg" when the game is over in such games as Counter-Strike , unless a player is profoundly displeased with the outcome.

GJ — Good Job

HAND — "have a nice day"

HTH — "hope this helps"

IANAL — "I am not a lawyer". Usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.

IANARS — "I am not a rocket scientist"

IC — "I see", also, "in character" in MUDs and role-playing games .

ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "In case you didn't know."

IIRC — "if I recall correctly" c.f. ISTR

IMHO — "in my humble opinion" / "in my honest opinion"

IMO — "in my opinion"

IMNSHO — "in my not-so-humble opinion"

IRC — "Internet Relay Chat"

IRL - "in real life". Used in MUD settings.

ISTR — "I seem to recall" (i.e. I'm not really sure) c.f. IIRC

IYDMMA — "if you don't mind me asking", for ex., "IYDMMA, are you a virgin?"

JJ or JK (j/k) — "just joking", "just kidding"

Joo — synonym of you. Also spelled j00 with a lower case j and two zeroes rather than two O's.

JOOC — "just out of curiosity"

k — short for "OK"

l8 — a shorthand spelling of "late".

l8r — a shorthand spelling of "later", meaning "see you later" (see leet )

LIEK — synonym of like, as in "I like that website".

LMAO — "laughing my ass off"

LOL — "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs" (a reply to something amusing)

MYOB — "mind your own business"

NM (n/m) — "never mind" or "not much"

NOYB — "none of your business"

NP — "No Problem"

NSFW — "Not safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) not suitable for the office, but for the home instead. Used by Fark . See SFW.

NT — "No Text", used on Internet forums or Usenet to indicate that a post has no content

O — "oh"

OIC — "oh, I see"

OMG — Exclamation, "Oh my God!!"

OMFG — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking God!!"

OMFL — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking lag!"

OOC — "out-of-character&qu ot;. Used on MUDs and other role-playing games . Also, "out of curiosity."

OT — "off topic"

OTOH — "on the other hand"

own - to defeat someone (used commonly when playing Counter-Strike ) or to humiliate someone tactically in a debate; something that is extremely cool (ex. BMWs totally own).

PFO — "please fuck off"

PITA — "pain in the ass"

PO (PO'd) — "piss off" ("pissed off")

prog — "computer program" (progz in plural)

prolly — contracted form of "probably"

plz — shorthand spelling of "please"

Pwn — step up of the word own. To "Pwn something" means to have complete control over it, and to be "Pwned by something" means to be dominated by it. (see leet )

P2P — Person to Person

qoolz — something that is "cool" in the American sense.

R — shorthand spelling of "are"

RL — "real life". Used in MUD settings.

ROFL (or ROTFL) — "rolling on the floor laughing" (a reply to something extremely amusing).

ROFLMAO (or ROTFLMAO) — "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"

r0x0rz — leet speaks for "rocks"

RTFA — "read the fucking article" applies mostly to Slashdot threads, for users who make comments on a story without having read it first.

RTFM — "read the fucking manual" (often sanitized to "read the fine manual"). The frequent reply to a request for basic help from newbies who have not attempted to find the answer for themselves.

RU — Are You?

R8 — right

SFW — "Safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) that is safe for the office. Used by Fark . See NSFW.

STFU — "shut the fuck up"

sux0rs — leet speak for "sucks"

TBH — "to be honest"

thx — shorthand spelling of "thanks" - this can be combined into "kthx" (OK, thanks), "plzkthx" (Please, OK, thanks), and "kthxbye" (OK, thanks, goodbye)

TTFN — Ta Ta For Now

TIA — "thanks in advance"

TTYL — "talk to you later"

U — a shorthand spelling of "you"

ur — a shorthand spelling of "you're"

w/e — slang/abbreviation for whatever

w/o — without

WDUWTA —- "what do u wanna talk about?"

WTF — "what the fuck?"

YMMV — " Your mileage may vary " (you may see different results)

w00t — exclamation of excitement or happiness; closely related to, "hell yea!" (short for woohoo) or We Owned the Other Team

w8 — shorthand spelling of "wait".

X > * — definition of something [X] is better than everything [*].

<3 — "love" (made from the ASCII-art heart between the less than symbol and the three). Ex: I <3 you.

2B - To be

4 - for

Others express concepts peculiar to the Net:



cluebie — a newbie with a clue, but not close to a guru.

guru — an expert in some technical topic, such as as C programming or Unix system administration

FAQ — frequently asked question, or a list of frequently asked questions with answers. Never seems to be written in small letters.

flamer — one who 'flames'; To rant on about some relatively uninteresting subject or with a patently ridiculous attitude or with hostility towards a particular person or group of people. "Flame" is used as a verb ("Don't flame me for this"), a flame is a single flaming message. Also is likely to relate to the term lamer.

hijack — go offtopic. done commonly by newbies in forums.

troll — a person who deliberately stirs up trouble (see article).

lurker — one who reads an email list or a message board but does not participate in the discussion.

newbie — a new user. Not a pejorative term (but see RTFM, preceding).

noob — a new user. Also spelled n00b, with two zeroes rather than two O's
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*g* - grin






g/f - girlfriend



g/g - got to go



g0 - go



g1 - good one



g2/-/ - go to hell



g2bg - got to be going



g2cu - glad to see you



g2e - got to eat



g2g - got to go



g2g2tb - got to go to the bathroom



g2g2w - got to go to work



g2gb2wn - got to go back to work now



g2gn - got to go now



g2gp - got to go pee



g2gpp - got to go pee pee



g2h - go to hell



g2hb - go to hell bitch



g2p - got to pee



g2t2s - got to talk to someone



g3y - gay



g4u - good for you



g4y - good for you



g8 - gate



g@y - gay



ga - go ahead



gaf - good as fuck



gafi - get away from it



gafl - get a fucking life



gagf - go and get fucked



gah - gay ass homo



gai - gay



gaj - get a job



gal - get a life



gamez - illegally obtained games



gaoep - generally accepted office etiquette principles



gawd - god



gb - Go back



gbtw - go back to work



gbu - god bless you



gby - good bye



gcad - get cancer and die



gcf - Google Click Fraud



gd - good



gd&r - grins, ducks, and runs



gd4u - Good For You



gday - Good Day



gdby - good bye



gded - grounded



gdgd - good good



gdi - God Damn it



gdiaf - go die in a fire



gdih - Go die in hell



gdmfpos - god damn mother fucking piece of shit



gdr - grinning, ducking, running



geto - ghetto



gewd - good



gey - gay



gf - girlfriend



gfad - go fuck a duck



gfadh - go fuck a dead horse



gfam - Go Fuck A Monkey



gfas - go fuck a sheep



gfe - Girl Friend experience



gfe2e - grinning from ear to ear



gfg - good fucking game



gfi - good fucking idea



gfj - good fucking job



gfo - go fuck off



gfu - go fuck yourself



gfus - go fuck yourself



gfx - graphics



gfy - good for you



gfyd - go fuck your dad



gfym - go fuck your mom



gfys - go fuck yourself



gg - good game



gga - good game all



ggg - Go, go, go!



ggnore - good game no rematch



ggp - gotta go pee



gh - good half



ghey - gay



gigig - get it got it good



gigo - garbage in garbage out



gilf - Grandma I'd like to fuck



gim - google instant messanger



gimme - give me



gimmie - give me



gir - google it retard



gis - Google Image Search



giv - give



gj - good job



gjial - go jump in a lake



gjp - good job partner



gjsu - god just shut up



gjt - good job team



gkys - Go kill yourself



gl - good luck



gl hf - good luck, have fun



gl&hf - good luck and have fun



glbt - Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd



glf - group looking for



glhf - good luck have fun



glln - Got Laid Last Night



glnhf - Good Luck and Have Fun



glty - Good luck this year



glu - girl like us



glwt - good luck with that



gm - good morning



gma - grandma



gmab - give me a break



gmabj - give me a blowjob



gmafb - give me a fucking break



gmao - Giggling my ass off



gmfao - Giggling My Fucking Ass Off



gmod - Global Moderator



gmta - great minds think alike



gmtyt - good morning to you too



gmv - Got my vote



gmybs - give me your best shot



gn - good night



gn8 - good night



gnfpwlbn - good news for people who love bad news



gngbng - gang bang



gnight - good night



gnite - good night



gnn - get naked now



gno - going to do



gnoc - get naked on cam



gnos - get naked on screen



gnr - Guns n' roses



gnrn - get naked right now



gnstdltbbb - good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite



goia - get over it already



goin - going



gok - God Only Knows



gokid - got observers - keep it decent



gol - giggle out loud



goml - get out of my life



gona - Gonna



gonna - going to



good9 - goodnite



gooh - get out of here!



goomh - get out of my head



gork - God only really knows



gow - gears of war



goya - Get Off Your Ass



goyhh - get off your high horse



gp - good point



gpb - gotta pee bad



gpwm - good point well made



gr8 - great



gr8t - great



grats - congratulations



gratz - congratulations



grfx - graphics



grillz - metal teeth



grl - girl



grog - beer



grrl - Girl



grtg - Getting ready to go



gsad - go suck a dick



gsave - global struggle against violent extremists



gsfg - Go search fucking google



gsi - go suck it



gsoh - Good Sense of Humor



gsp - get some pussy



gsta - Gangster



gt - get



gtas - go take a shit



gtb - Go To Bed



gtfa - Go The Fuck Away



gtfbtw - get the fuck back to work



gtfh - go to fucking hell



gtfo - get the fuck out



gtfon - Get the fuck out noob



gtfooh - get the fuck out of here



gtfu - grow the fuck up



gtfuotb - get the fuck up out this bitch



gtg - got to go



gtgfn - got to go for now



gtgp - got to go pee



gtgpp - got to go pee pee



gtgtb - got to go to bed



gtgtwn - Got to go to work now



gth - go to hell



gtha - go the hell away



gthb - go to hell bitch



gthmf - go to hell mothafucka



gthu - grow the heck up



gthyfah - go to hell you fucking asshole



gtk - good to know



gtn - getting



gtr - Got to run



gtty - good talking to you



gud - good



gudd - good



gurl - girl



guru - expert



gw - good work



gwm - gay white male



gwork - good work



gwrk - good work



gws - get well soon



gwytose - go waste your time on someone else



gyal - girl



gypo - Get Your Penis Out



roflmfao - rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

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h&k - hugs and kisses



h*r - homestar runner



h/e - However



h/mo - homo



h/o - hold on



h/u - hold up



h/w - homework



h2 - Halo 2



h2gtb - have to go to the bathroom



h2o - water



h4kz0r5 - hackers



h4x - Hacks



h4x0r - hacker



h4xor - hacker



h4xr - hacker



h4xx0rz - hacker



h8 - hate



h82sit - hate to say it



h8er - hater



h8r - hater



h8s - hates



h8te - hate



h8tr - hater



ha> - hacker



hafta - have to



hagd - have a good day



hagn - have a good night



hago - have a good one



hags - have a great summer



hai - hello



hait - hate



hak - here's a kiss



hakas - have a kick ass summer



hammrd - hammered



han - how about now



hav - have



hawt - hot



hawtie - hottie



hax - Hacks



hax0r - hacker



hax0red - hacked



hax0rz - Hackers



haxer - Hacker



haxor - hacker



haxoring - hacking



haxors - hackers



haxorz - hackers



haxxor - hacker



haxz0r - Hacker



haxzor - hacker



hayd - how are you doing



hb - hurry back



hbd - happy birthday



hbic - head bitch in charge



hbu - how about you



hby - how about you



hc - how come



hcihy - how can I help you



hdop - Help Delete Online Predators



heh - haha



hella - very



heya - hey



heyt - hate



heyy - hello



hf - have fun



hfn - Hell fucking no



hfs - holy fucking shit!



hg - HockeyGod



hhiadb - Holy Hole in a Donut Batman



hhok - Ha Ha Only Kidding



hi2u - hello



hi2u2 - hello to you too



hiet - height



hiik - Hell If I Know



hijack - start an off topic discussion



hith - how in the hell



hj - hand job



hl - Half-Life



hl2 - Half-Life 2



hla - Hot lesbian action



hlb - horny little bastard



hld - hold



hldn - hold on



hldon - hold on



hll - Hell



hlm - he loves me



hlp - help



hlysht - Holy shit



hmb - hold me back



hmewrk - homework



hmfic - head mother fucker in charge



hmw - homework



hmwk - homework



hng - horny net geek



ho - hold on



hoas - Hang on a second



holla - hey



homey - Friend



homie - good friend



homo - homosexual



hoopty - broke down automobile



hott - hot



howdey - hello



howz - hows



hpb - high ping bastard



hpybdy - happy birthday



hre - here



hru - how r u



hrud - how are you doing



hs - headshot



hsik - how should i know



hsr - homestar runner



hss - horse shit and splinters



hswm - Have Sex With me



htc - hit the cell



htf - how the fuck



hth - hope that helps



htr - hater



http - hyper text transfer protocol



hud - Heads Up Display



huggle - hug and cuddle



hugz - hugs



hun - honey



hv - have



hve - have



hw - homework



hw? - how?



hwg - here we go



hwga - here we go again



hwk - homework



hwmbo - he who must be obeyed



hwms - hot wild monkey sex



hxc - hardcore



hyg - here you go



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i <3 u - I love you



i c - i see



i8 - alright



i8u - i hate you



i<3 u - i love you



i<3u - I love you



iab - I Am Bored



iafh - I Am Fucking Hot



iafi - I am from India



iag - it's all good



iah - i am horny



ianabs - I am not a brain surgeon



ianacl - I am not a copyright lawyer



ianal - I am not a lawyer



ianalb - I am not a lawyer, but..



ianars - I am not a rocket scientist



ians - I am Not Sure



ianyl - I am not your lawyer



iasb - i am so bored



iatb - I am the best



iateu - i hate you



iaw - In Another Window



iawtc - I agree with this comment



iawtp - I agree with this post



ib - I'm back



ibcd - Idiot between chair & desk



ibs - Internet Bitch Slap



ibtl - In Before The Lock



ic - I see



icbi - i can't believe it



icbiwoop - I chuckled, but it was out of pity.



icbt - i can't believe that



icbu - I can't believe you



icbyst - i cant believe you said that



icgup - I can give you pleasure



icic - I See. I See



icp - insane clown posse



icsrg - I can still reach Google



ictrn - I can't talk right now



icty - i can't tell you



icu - i see you



icudk - in case you didn't know



icup - i see you pee



icw - I care why?



icwudt - I see what you did there



icydk - in csae you didn't know



icydn - in case you didn't know



id10t - idiot



idbtwdsat - i dont believe they would do such a thing



idc - I don't care



iddi - I didn't do it



idec - I don't even care



idek - I don't even know



idfc - i dont fucking care



idfk - i dont fucking know



idgac - i don't give a crap



idgad - I don't give a damn



idgaf - i don't give a fuck



idgara - I don't give a rat's ass



idgas - i don't give a shit



idgi - I don't get it



idjit - idiot



idk - I don't know



idkbibt - I don't know but I've Been Told



idke - I don't know ethier



idkh - I don't know how



idkh2s - i don't know how to spell



idkt - I don't know that



idkw - I don't know why



idkwts - I don't know what to say



idkwurta - I don't know what you are talking about.



idky - i dont know you



idkymb2 - I didn't know yoru mom blogs too



idly - I don't like you



idn - i don't know



idonno - i do not know



idop - it depends on price



idr - I dont remember



idrk - i don't really know



idrts - I don't really think so



idsw - i don't see why



idtkso - i don't think so



idts - i don't think so



idunno - i do not know



iduwym - I don't understand what you mean.



idwk - I don't wanna know



idwt - i don't want to



idwtg - I don't want to go



iebkac - issue exists between keyboard and chair



ietf - internet engineering task force



iff - if and only if



ifhy - i fucking hate you



iflu - i fucking love you



ifthtb - i find that hard to belive



ig5oi - I got 5 on it



igahp - I've got a huge penis



igalboc - I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts



ight - alright



igkymfa - I'm gonna kick your mother fucking ass



igs - I guess so



igtgt - I got to go tinkle



igtkya - im going to kick your ass



ih2gp - I have to go pee



ih2p - i'll have to pass



ih8mls - I hate my little sister



ih8p - I hate parents



ih8u - I hate you



ih8usm - i hate you so much



ihac - I have a customer



ihat3u - I hate you



ihiwydt - I hate it when you do that



ihmp - i hate my parents



ihnfc - I have no fucking clue



ihni - i have no idea



iht - I heard that



ihtfp - I hate this fucking place



ihtgttbwijd - I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.



ihtp - I Have To Poop



ihu - I hate you



ihusm - i hate you so much



ihy - i hate you



ihya - i hate you all



iigh - alright



iight - alright



iirc - if I recall correctly



iistgtbtipi - If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is



iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?



iiuc - if I understand correctly



iiw2 - is it web 2.0?



iiwii - it is what it is



ij - indide joke



ijeomk - I just ejaculated on my keybord



ijf - i just farted



ijgl - I just got laid



ijit - idiot



ijpmp - I just peed my pants



ijpms - I just pissed myself



ik - i know



iki - i know it



ikm - I know man



ikr - I know really



ikwum - I know what you meant



ikwym - i know what you mean



ilbcnu - i'll be seeing you



ilcul8r - I'll see u later



ili - i love it



ilk2fku - I would like to fuck you



ilms - I love my self



ilotibinlirl - I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life



iltf - i love to fuck



ilu - I love you



ilulafklc - I love you like a fat kid loves cake.



ilusfm - I love you so fucking much



ilusm - I love you So much



iluvya - i love you



iluwamh - i love you with all my heart



ily - i love you



ily2 - i love you too



ilykthnxbai - i love you k thanks bye



ilylafklc - i love you like a fat kid loves cake



ilylc - i love you like crazy



ilym - i love you more



ilymtyk - i love you more than you know



ilysfm - i love you so fucking much



ilysm - i love you so much



ilysmm - i love you so much more



ilysvm - i love you so very much



im - Instant Message



im'd - instant messaged



ima - I am a



imao - in my arrogant opinion



imb - I am back



imcdo - in my conceited dogmatic opinion



imed - instant messaged



imfao - In My Fucking Arrogant Opinion



imfo - in my fucking opinion



imh - I am here



imhbco - In my humble but correct opinion



imhe - in my humble experience



imho - in my humble opinion



imm - instant message me



imma - I'm going to



imnerho - In my not even remotely humble opinion



imnl - I'm not laughing



imnsho - in my not so humble opinion



imo - in my opinion



impo - In My Personal Opinion



impov - in my point of view



imsb - i am so bored



imts - I meant to say



imusm - I miss you so much



imvho - in my very humble opinion



imwtk - Inquiring minds want to know



imy - I miss you



imya - i miss you already



inbd - it's no big deal



indie - independent



inet - internet



inho - in my honest opinion



init - isn't it



inmp - it's not my problem



innit - isn't it



ino - I know



intarwebs - internet



interweb - internet



intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the post of the month



inttwmf - I am Not Typing This With My Fingers



invu - I envy you



ioh - I'm out of here



iokiya - it's ok if you are



iono - I don't know



iotd - image of the day



iou - i owe you



iow - in other words



ioya - I'd Own Your Ass



ip - internet protocol



irc - internet relay chat



irgtgbtw - I've really got to get back to work



irhtgttbr - I really have to go to the bathroom



irl - in real life



irly - I really love you



irt - in reply to



irtf - I'll return the favor



isbya - im sorry but you asked



isg - I speak geek



isianmtu - I swear I am not making this up



iso - In Search Of



isp - internet service provider



iss - im so sorry



istr - I seem to remember



itb - in the butt



itd - in the dark



ite - alright



itk - in the know



itt - in this thread



ityltk - I thought you'd like to know



itz - it's



iucmd - if you catch my drift



iukwim - if you know what i mean



iuno - i dunno



ive - i have



iw2fu - i want to fuck you



iw2mu - I WANT TO MEET U



iwbrbl@r - I will be right back later



iwc - In Which Case



iwfusb - i wanna fuck you so bad



iwhi - I would hit it



iwk - I wouldn't know



iws - i want sex



iwsn - i want sex now



iwtfu - i want to fuck you



iwtfy - i want to fuck you



iwthswy - i want to have sex with you



iwu - i want you



iwyb - I want your body



iydmma - if you don't mind me asking



iyf - In your face



iykwim - if you know what I mean



iym - I am your man



iyo - in your opinion



iyq - I like you



iz - is

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j/a - Just Asking



j/c - just curious



j/j - just joking



j/k - just kidding



j/o - jackoff



j/p - just playing



j/w - just wondering



j00 - you



j00r - your



j2luk - just to let you know



j4f - just for fun



j4g - just for grins



j4u - just for you



jalaudlm - just as long as you don't leave me



jas - just a second



jbu - just between us



jc - just curious



jcam - just checking away message



jcath - Just chilling at the house



jdfi - Just fucking do it



jebus - Jesus



jeomk - Just ejaculated on my keyboard



jfc - Jesus fucking Christ



jfdi - Just Fucking Do It!



jff - just for fun



jfg - just for giggles



jfgi - just fucking google it



jfi - just forget it



jfk - Just fucking kidding



jflts - just felt like typing something



jfr - Just for reference



jfwy - just fucking with you



jgiyn - Just google it you noob



jhm - just hold me



jic - just in case



jit - just in time



jj - just joking



jj/k - just joking



jk - just kidding



jka - just kidding around



jking - joking



jm - Just Messing



jma - just messing around



jmo - just my opinion



jms - just making sure



jom - just one minuite



joo - you



jooc - just out of curiosity



jooce - Juice



joor - your



jp - just playing



jsing - just saying



jst - just



jsuk - just so you know



jsut - just



jtlyk - just to let you know



jtoi - just thought of it



jtol - just thinking out loud



jttsiowctw - just testing to see if other websites copy this word



jtysk - just thought you should know



jumping the couch - acting strange



jus - just



juss - just



juzt - just



jw - just wondering



jyfihp - jam your finger in her pussy

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k3wl - cool



ka - Kick Ass



kafn - kill all fucking noobs



kah - kisses and hugs



kaw - kick ass work



kb - KiloBite



kek - laughing out loud



kewel - cool



kewl - cool



kfc - kentucky fried chicken



khitbash - kick her in the box and shove her



kia - Killed In Action



kicks - sneakers



kiled - killed



kinda - kind of



kir - kid in room



kis - keep it simple



kisa - knight in shining armor



kit - keep in touch



kitfo - knock it the fuck off



kiwf - Kill It With Fire



kk - ok



kkk - ku klux klan



kl - cool



kma - kiss my ass



kmao - kick my ass off



kmfa - kiss my fucking ass



kmp - kill me please



knackered - drunk



knewb - new player



knn - fuck your mother



kno - know



knw - know



kol - kiss on lips



koo - cool



kool - cool



kos - kid over shoulder



kotc - kiss on the cheek



kotl - kiss on the lips



kotor - Knights of the old republic



kots - keep on talking shit



kpc - keeping parents clueless



ks - kill steal



ktfo - knocked the fuck out



kthanxbi - Okay, thanks. Bye.



kthnxbai - Okay, thanks, bye



kthnxbye - Okay, thanks, bye



kthx - ok, thank you



kthxbai - ok thanks bye!



kthxbi - ok, thank you, goodbye



kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye



kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye



kthxmn - Ok Thanks Man



kthz - ok thanks



ktnx - Okay and Thanks



kuhl - cool



kutgw - Keep Up The good Work



kuwl - cool



kwim - Know What I Mean



kwis - Know what I'm saying?



kwit - quit



kwl - cool



kwtsds - Kiss where the sun don't shine



kyag - Kiss Your Ass Goodbye



kyfag - kiss your fucking ass goodbye



kyfc - keep your fingers crossed



kyko - keep your knickers on



kys - kill yourself

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l'omg - lol omg



l0lz - laugh out loud



l2p - learn to play



l2r - Learn to read



l337 - elite



l33t - elite



l4m3rz - lamers



l8 - late



l84skool - late for school



l8a - later



l8er - later



l8r - see you later



l8rs - laters



l8rz - later



l8s - later



l8t - later



l8ter - later



l8tr - later



laff - laugh



lak - love and kisses



lalol - lots and lots of laughs



lam - leave a message



lamf - like a motherfucker



lappy - Laptop



larp - live action role-play



lat - laugh at that



lata - later



lates - later



latn - laugh at the newbs



latr - Later



latwttb - laughing all the way to the bank



lau - laugh at you



lawd - lord



lawl - lauging out loud with a southern drawl



lawl'd - laughed out loud



lawled - laughed out loud



lawls - laughing out loud with a southern drawl



lawlz - laughing out loud with a southern drawl



lbr - little boy's room



ldr - Long-distance relationship



lee7 - elite



leet - elite



legit - legitimate



leik - like



leme - let me



lemme - let me



lesbo - lesbian



less than 3 - love



less than three - love



lez - Lesbian



lezbean - lesbian



lezbo - lesbian



lezzzie - lesbian



lf1m - Looking for one more



lfg - Looking for group



lfm - looking for mate



lfp - looking for pussy



lfr - Laughing for real



lgb - lesbian/gay/bisexual



lgbnaf - lets get butt naked and fuck



lgf - little green footballs



lgn - link goes nowhere



lgot - let's go out tonight



lgr - little girls room



lgs - let's go shopping!



lhao - laughing her ass off



liek - like



lifo - last in first out



ligaff - like I give a flying fuck



ligafs - like I give a flying shit



ligas - like I give a shit



lih - Laugh in head



liita - love is in the air



lik - like



lil - little



limh - laugh in my head



lirl - laughing in real life



liyf - laughing in your face



lj - live journal



lk - like



llap - live long and prosper



llol - literally laughing out loud



lm4aq - Let's meet for a quickie.



lma - leave me alone



lmamf - leave me alone mother fucker



lmao - laughing my ass off



lmaol - laughing my ass out loud



lmaomtoaoa - Laugh my ass off many times over and over again



lmaonade - laughing my ass off



lmaootf - Laughing my ass off on the floor



lmaorof - Laughing my Ass off Rolling on the floor



lmaorotf - laughing my ass off rolling on the floor



lmaowtntpm - laughing my ass off whilst trying not to piss myself



lmaoxh - laughing my ass off extremely hard



lmb - lick my balls



lmbao - laughing my black ass off



lmbfwao - laughing my big fat white ass off



lmbo - laughing my butt off



lmclao - laughing my cute little ass off



lmd - Lick My Dick



lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off



lmffo - Laughing my fucking face off



lmfho - laughing my fucking head off



lmfpo - laughing my fucking pussy off



lmfto - laughing my fuckin tits off



lmgdao - Laughing My God Damn Ass Off



lmhao - laughing my hairy ass off



lmho - laughing my heiny off



lmip - LETS MEET IN PERSON



lmirl - Let's meet in real life



lmk - let me know



lmmfao - laughing my mother fucking ass off



lmmfaos - laughing my mother fucking ass off silly



lmmfas - laugh my mother fuckin ass off



lmmffao - laughing my mother fucking fat ass off



lmo - Leave Me One



lmoao - Laughing my Other Ass Off



lmp - lick my pussy



lmpo - laughing my panties off



lms - leave me some



lmsao - laughing my sexy ass off



lmso - laughing my socks off



lmtfa - leave me the fuck alone



lmto - laughing my tits off



lmtus - let me tell you something



ln - last name



lnk - Link



lobfl - Laugh Out Bloody Fucking Loud



lof - Laughing on floor



lofi - uncool



lofl - laugh out fucking loud



lol - laughing out loud



lol'd - laughed out loud



lol@u - Laugh out loud at you



lolarotf - laughing out loud and rolling on the floor



lolcano - laugh out loud



lolcity - the whole city laughs out loud



lold - laughed out loud



lolees - laugh out loud



lolerz - laugh out loud



lolin - laughing out loud



lollam - Laughing Out Loud Like A Maniac



lollercaust - an extreme event of hilarity



lollercoaster - laugh out loud (a lot)



lollerskates - laughing out loud



lolm - laugh out loud man



loln - laught out loud... not



lolngs - laghing out loud never gonna stop



lolocost - laugh out loud



lolol - saying "lol" out loud



lololz - laugh out loud



lolpimp - Laughing out loud peeing in my pants



lolrof - Laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.



lolrotf - laughing out loud rolling on the floor



lols - laugh out loud



lolz - laugh out loud



loml - love of my life



lomy - love of my life



loti - laughing on the inside



lotr - lord of the rings



lov - love



loxen - laughing out loud



loxxen - laughing out loud



lozer - loser



lpb - low ping bastard



lpiaw - Large Penis is always welcome



lpms - life pretty much sucks



lqtm - Laugh quietly to myself



lqtms - Laughing quietly to myself



lqts - laughing quietly to self



lrfl - Laughing really fucking loud



lrh - laughing really hard



lrqtms - laughing really quietly to myself



lshismp - laughed so hard I shit my pants



lshiwms - laughing so hard I wet myself



lsr - loser



lsudi - Lets see you do it



ltip - laughting until I puke



ltms - Laughing to my self



ltnc - Long time no see



ltns - long time no see



ltnsoh - Long time, no see or hear



ltp - Lay the pipe



ltr - later



lttpot - laughing to the point of tears



ltw - Lead The Way



lu2 - love you too



lu4l - love you for life



lub - laugh under breath



lug - lesbian until graduation



lul - love you lots



lulab - Love you like a brother



lulas - Love You Like a Sister



lulz - Laughing out loud.



lurker - one who reads but doesn't reply



luser - user who is a loser



luv - love



luver - lover



luvv - love



lv - love



lvl - level



lvn - loving



lvya - love you



lwih - look what I have



ly - love you



lyaab - Love you as a brother



lyaaf - Love you as a friend



lyao - laugh your ass off



lybo - laugh your butt off



lyfe - life



lyk - like



lyk3 - like



lyke - like



lyl - love you lots



lylab - love you like a brother



lylaba - love u like a brother always



lylad - love you like a dad



lylafklc - love you like a fat kid loves cake



lylam - love you like a mom



lylas - I love you like a sister



lylasa - love u like a sister always



lylno - Love you like no other



lyls - love you lots



lymi - love you mean it



lysm - love you so much



lyt - love you too



lzr - loser

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Internet Slang

Internet Slangs/ Slang Translation / Slang Vocublary



yup - yes!
nope - no..
k - ok
lol - laugh out loud
brb - be right back
bolo - be on the lookout...
AFAIC — "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."
AFAIK — "as far as I know"
AFAIR — "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"
AFK — "away from keyboard"
ASAP — "as soon as possible"
BBL — "be back later"
BBS — "be back soon"
BFD — "big fucking deal"
BRB — "be right back" (usually used in chats and on an instant messenger service).
BTW — "by the way"
B2B — "Business to Business"
C&V — Chapter & Verse. Used in newsgroups.
C
N>K — a Unix -ism meaning "coffee through nose into keyboard"
a — "see you", used as a goodbye.

CU — "see you", used as a goodbye.

CYS — "Check your settings". A phrase often said by technical support staff of a certain Australian ISP.

FAQ — "Frequently Asked Question"

FFS — "for fuck's sake!"

FOAF — "friend of a friend", i.e. the dubious attribution given to urban legends

FYI — "for your information"

G2G — "got to go". Used in chatrooms.

GAGF — "go and get fucked"

GFY — "good for you" or "go fuck yourself". The use of this acronym is ambigious and not recommended.

GG — "good going" or "good game". Used sincerely in online games such as trivia, but more often used sarcastically when someone has done something foolish. Also, it is now becoming customary for all players to say "gg" when the game is over in such games as Counter-Strike , unless a player is profoundly displeased with the outcome.

GJ — Good Job

HAND — "have a nice day"

HTH — "hope this helps"

IANAL — "I am not a lawyer". Usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.

IANARS — "I am not a rocket scientist"

IC — "I see", also, "in character" in MUDs and role-playing games .

ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "In case you didn't know."

IIRC — "if I recall correctly" c.f. ISTR

IMHO — "in my humble opinion" / "in my honest opinion"

IMO — "in my opinion"

IMNSHO — "in my not-so-humble opinion"

IRC — "Internet Relay Chat"

IRL - "in real life". Used in MUD settings.

ISTR — "I seem to recall" (i.e. I'm not really sure) c.f. IIRC

IYDMMA — "if you don't mind me asking", for ex., "IYDMMA, are you a virgin?"

JJ or JK (j/k) — "just joking", "just kidding"

Joo — synonym of you. Also spelled j00 with a lower case j and two zeroes rather than two O's.

JOOC — "just out of curiosity"

k — short for "OK"

l8 — a shorthand spelling of "late".

l8r — a shorthand spelling of "later", meaning "see you later" (see leet )

LIEK — synonym of like, as in "I like that website".

LMAO — "laughing my ass off"

LOL — "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs" (a reply to something amusing)

MYOB — "mind your own business"

NM (n/m) — "never mind" or "not much"

NOYB — "none of your business"

NP — "No Problem"

NSFW — "Not safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) not suitable for the office, but for the home instead. Used by Fark . See SFW.

NT — "No Text", used on Internet forums or Usenet to indicate that a post has no content

O — "oh"

OIC — "oh, I see"

OMG — Exclamation, "Oh my God!!"

OMFG — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking God!!"

OMFL — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking lag!"

OOC — "out-of-character&qu ot;. Used on MUDs and other role-playing games . Also, "out of curiosity."

OT — "off topic"

OTOH — "on the other hand"

own - to defeat someone (used commonly when playing Counter-Strike ) or to humiliate someone tactically in a debate; something that is extremely cool (ex. BMWs totally own).

PFO — "please fuck off"

PITA — "pain in the ass"

PO (PO'd) — "piss off" ("pissed off")

prog — "computer program" (progz in plural)

prolly — contracted form of "probably"

plz — shorthand spelling of "please"

Pwn — step up of the word own. To "Pwn something" means to have complete control over it, and to be "Pwned by something" means to be dominated by it. (see leet )

P2P — Person to Person

qoolz — something that is "cool" in the American sense.

R — shorthand spelling of "are"

RL — "real life". Used in MUD settings.

ROFL (or ROTFL) — "rolling on the floor laughing" (a reply to something extremely amusing).

ROFLMAO (or ROTFLMAO) — "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"

r0x0rz — leet speaks for "rocks"

RTFA — "read the fucking article" applies mostly to Slashdot threads, for users who make comments on a story without having read it first.

RTFM — "read the fucking manual" (often sanitized to "read the fine manual"). The frequent reply to a request for basic help from newbies who have not attempted to find the answer for themselves.

RU — Are You?

R8 — right

SFW — "Safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) that is safe for the office. Used by Fark . See NSFW.

STFU — "shut the fuck up"

sux0rs — leet speak for "sucks"

TBH — "to be honest"

thx — shorthand spelling of "thanks" - this can be combined into "kthx" (OK, thanks), "plzkthx" (Please, OK, thanks), and "kthxbye" (OK, thanks, goodbye)

TTFN — Ta Ta For Now

TIA — "thanks in advance"

TTYL — "talk to you later"

U — a shorthand spelling of "you"

ur — a shorthand spelling of "you're"

w/e — slang/abbreviation for whatever

w/o — without

WDUWTA —- "what do u wanna talk about?"

WTF — "what the fuck?"

YMMV — " Your mileage may vary " (you may see different results)

w00t — exclamation of excitement or happiness; closely related to, "hell yea!" (short for woohoo) or We Owned the Other Team

w8 — shorthand spelling of "wait".

X > * — definition of something [X] is better than everything [*].

<3 — "love" (made from the ASCII-art heart between the less than symbol and the three). Ex: I <3 you.

2B - To be

4 - for

Others express concepts peculiar to the Net:



cluebie — a newbie with a clue, but not close to a guru.

guru — an expert in some technical topic, such as as C programming or Unix system administration

FAQ — frequently asked question, or a list of frequently asked questions with answers. Never seems to be written in small letters.

flamer — one who 'flames'; To rant on about some relatively uninteresting subject or with a patently ridiculous attitude or with hostility towards a particular person or group of people. "Flame" is used as a verb ("Don't flame me for this"), a flame is a single flaming message. Also is likely to relate to the term lamer.

hijack — go offtopic. done commonly by newbies in forums.

troll — a person who deliberately stirs up trouble (see article).

lurker — one who reads an email list or a message board but does not participate in the discussion.

newbie — a new user. Not a pejorative term (but see RTFM, preceding).

noob — a new user. Also spelled n00b, with two zeroes rather than two O's

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a/m - away message



a/s/l - age,sex,location



a/s/l/p - age/sex/location/picture



a/s/l/r - age, sex, location, race



aaaaa - American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse



aaf - as a friend



aamof - as a matter of fact



aarp - alert, aware, responsible, participate



abend - absent by enforced net deprivation



abt - about



abwt - about



acc - account



acgaf - Absolutely couldn't give a Fuck



ack - acknowledged



addy - address



adn - any day now



afaic - as far as I'm concerned



afaics - as far as I can see



afaict - as far as I can tell



afaik - as far as I know



afair - as far as I recall



afc - away from computer



afcpmgo - away from computer parents may go on



afk - away from keyboard



afkb - away from keyboard



ah - ass hole



ahole - asshole



ai - Artificial Intelligence



aiadw - ALL IN A DAYS WORK



aiamu - and I'm a monkey's uncle



aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds



aight - Alright



aightz - alright



aiic - as if I care



aiight - all right



aim - AOL instant messanger



ain't - am not



aite - Alright



aiui - as I understand it



aiws - as i was saying



ajax - Asynchronous Javascript and XML



aka - also known as



akp - Alexander King Project



akpcep - Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project



alot - a lot



alright - all right



alrite - Alright



alryt - alright



amf - adios motherfucker



anim8 - animate



anlsx - Anal Sex



anon - anonymous



anuda - another



anw - anyways



any1 - Anyone



anywaz - anyways



aoe - Age Of Empires



aoto - Amen on that one



aoys - angel on your shoulder



apod - Another Point Of Discussion



ar - are



arnd - around



arse - ass



arsed - bothered



arvo - afternoon



asafp - as soon as fucking possible



asaik - as soon as I know



asap - as soon as possible



asarbambtaa - All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.



asic - application specific integrated circuit



asl - age, sex, location



aslp - age, sex, location, picture



aslr - age sex location race



aslrp - age, sex, location, race, picture



atm - at the moment



atop - at time of posting



atp - answer the phone

attn - attention



atw - All the way



audy - Are you done yet?



aufm - are you fucking mental



aufsm - are you fucking shiting me



aup - acceptable use policy



avie - Avatar



avsb - a very special boy



avtr - avatar



avy - Avatar



awes - awesome



awk - awkward



awol - absent without leave



ayb - All Your Base



aybab2m - all your base are belong 2 me



aybab2u - All your base are belong to us



aybabtg - All Your Base Are Belong To Google



aybabtu - all your base are belong to us



ayd - are you done



aydy - are you done yet



ayec - at your earliest convenience



ayfk - are you fucking kidding



ayk - are you kidding



aypi - and your point is



aypi? - And Your Point Is?



aysm - are you shitting me?



ayt - are you there



ayte - alright



aytf - are you there fucker



azn - asian



azz - ass

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bi - bye



b& - banned



b'day - birthday



b-cuz - because



b.s. - bullshit



b/c - because



b/g - background



b/s/l - Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian



b/t - between



b00n - new person



b00t - boot



b1tch - Bitch



b2b - business to business



b3 - be



b4 - before



b4n - bye for now



b4u - before you



b8 - bait



b82rez - Batteries



b8rez - Batteries



bab - Big ass Boobs



babi - baby



baf - bring a friend



baggkyko - be a good girl, keep your knickers on



bah - I don't really care



bai - Bye



bak - back



bamf - bad ass mother fucker



bamofo - bitch ass mother fucker



bau - back at you



bb - bye bye



bb4n - Bye-bye for now



bbbj - Bare Back Blow Job



bbe - baby



bbfn - Bye Bye for now



bbfu - be back for you



bbi - Baby



bbiab - be back in a bit



bbiaf - be back in a few



bbialb - Be back in a little bit



bbiam - be back in a minute



bbias - be back in a second



bbiaw - be back in a while



bbilb - be back in a little bit



bbl - be back later



bbl8a - Be Back Later



bbml - be back much later



bbp - Banned by parents



bbq - be back quick



bbs - be back soon



bbt - be back tomorrow



bbtn - be back tonite



bbvl - Be Back Very Later



bbw - be back whenever



bbwb - best buddy with boobs



bbwl - be back way later



bby - baby



bbz - babes



bc - because



bck - back



bcnu - be seeing you



bcnul8r - be seeing you later



bcoz - Because



bcurl8 - Because you're late.



bcuz - because



bday - birthday



bdfl - Benevolent Dictator For Life



be4 - before



beeoch - bitch



beezy - BITCH



beotch - bitch



betcha - bet you



bettr - better



bewb - boob



bewbs - boobs



bewbz - boobs



bewt - boot



bf - boyfriend



bf4e - best friends for ever



bf4l - best friends for life



bfd - big fucking deal



bfe - Bum Fuck Egypt



bff - best friend forever



bffa - best friends for always



bffae - Best Friends Forever And Ever



bffe - Best friends forever



bffeae - Best Friend For Ever And Ever



bffene - Best Friends For Ever And Ever



bffl - best friends for life



bfftddup - best friends forever till death do us part



bfg - big fucking gun



bfh - bitch from hell



bfhd - big fat hairy deal



bfn - bye for now



bfs - Boyfriends



bft - big fucking tits



bg - background



bhwu - back home with you



biab - back in a bit



biaf - Back In A Few



biatch - bitch



bibi - bye bye



bicbw - but I could be wrong



bilf - brother i'd like to fuck



bilu - baby i love you



bion - Believe it or not.



biotch - bitch



bioya - blow it out your ass



bish - Bitch



biw - boss is watching



biwm - bisexual white male



bizatch - Bitch



bizi - Busy



biznatch - bitch



biznitch - bitch



bizzle - BITCH



bj - blowjob



bk - back



bka - better known as



bl - bad luck



bleme - blog meme



bling-bling - jewelry



blj - blowjob



blkm - Black Male



blnt - Better Luck Next time



blog - web log



blogger - web logger



bm - Bite Me



bm&y - between you and me



bm4l - best mates for life



bmf - be my friend



bmfe - best mates forever



bmfl - best mates for life



bmha - bite my hairy ass



bmttveot - best mates till the very end of time



bn - been



bndm3ovr - Bend me over



bnib - Brand new in Box



bnol - be nice or leave



bnr - banner



bobfoc - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch



boffum - Both of them



bofh - bastard operator from hell



bogo - buy one get one



bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around the table



bohic - Bend over here it comes



bohica - bend over, here it comes again



boi - boy



bol - Barking Out Loud



boomm - bored out of my mind



bord - bored



bout - about



bovered - bothered



bowt - about



boxor - box



br - bathroom



brb - be right back



brbbrb - br right back bath room break



brbf - Be Right Back Fucker



brbg2p - be right back, got to pee



brbmf - be right back mother fucker



brbts - be right back taking shit



brd - bored



brh - be right here



bro - brother



bros - brothers



brt - be right there



bruhh - Brother



bruva - brother



bruz - brothers



bs - bullshit



bsmfh - Bastard System Manager From Hell



bsod - blue screen of death



bsomn - blowing stuff out my nose



bsxc - be sexy



bt - bit torrent



btcn - Better than Chuck Norris



btd - bored to death



btdt - been there done that



btdtgtts - Been there, done that, got the T-shirt



btias - Be there in a second



btsoom - Beats The Shit Out Of Me



bttt - been there, tried that



btw - by the way



btwn - between



bty - back to you



bubar - bushed up beyond all recognition



bubi - bye



budzecks - butt sex



buhbi - Bye Bye



bur - pussy



burma - be undressed ready my angel



buszay - busy



but6 - buttsex



butsecks - butt sex



butterface - every thing is hot but her face



bwpwap - back when Pluto was a planet



bwt - but when though



byeas - good-bye



byes - bye bye



bykt - But you knew that



byob - Bring your own Beer



byoc - bring our own computer



bytabm - beat you to a bloody mess



bz - busy



bzzy - busy

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c 2 c - cam to cam (webcams)



c&c - Command and Conquer



c-p - sleepy



c.y.a - cover your ass



c/b - comment back



c/t - can't talk



c2 - come to



c2c - care to chat?



c2tc - cut to the chase



c4ashg - care for a shag



cancer stick - cigarette



cawk - Cock



cb - come back



cba - can't be arsed



cbb - can't be bothered



cbf - cant be fucked



cbi - can't believe it



ccl - Couldn't Care Less



cd9 - Code 9 (other people nearby)



celly - cell phone



cex - sex



cexy - sexy



cfas - care for a secret?



cfm - come fuck me



cg - Congratulations



char - character



chilax - chill and relax in one word



chillin - relaxing



chk - check



chronic - marijuana



chut - pussy



cid - consider it done



cig - cigarette



cigs - cigarettes



cihswu - can i have sex with you



cis - computer information science



cless - clanless



cluebie - clueless newbie



cm - call me



cma - Cover My Ass



cmb - comment me back



cmcp - call my cell phone



cmh - Call My House



cmiiw - correct me if I'm wrong



cmitm - Call me in the morning



cml - call me later



cmliuw2 - call me later if you want to



cmomc - call me on my cell



cmon - Come on



cmplcdd - complicated



cms - content management system



cn - can



cnc - Command and Conquer



cod - Call of Duty



code 29 - moderator is watching



code 8 - parents are watching



code 9 - Parents are watching



code9 - other people near by



cof - Crying on the floor



coiwta - come on i wont tell anyone



col - crying out loud



comp - Computer



compy - computer



congrats - congratulations



convo - conversation



coo - cool



cood - could



cos - because



cowboy choker - cigarette



coz - because



cpl - Cyber Athlete Professional League



cpm - cost per 1000 impressions



crazn - crazy asian



crm - customer relationship management



crp - crap



crs - can't remember shit



crunk - combination of crazy and drunk



cs - Counter-Strike



cs:s - Counter-Strike: Source



csl - can't stop laughing



ct - can't talk



ctc - call the cell



ctf - capture the flag



ctm - chuckle to myself



ctn - can't talk now



ctpc - cant talk parent(s) coming



ctrn - can't talk right now



cts - change the subject



ctt - change the topic



cu - goodbye



cu46 - see you for sex



cubi - can you believe it



cud - could



cuic - see you in class



cul - see you later



cul83r - See you later



cul8er - see you later



cul8r - See You Later



cunt - vagina



cuom - see you on monday



cuple - couple



cut3 - cute



cuwul - catch up with you later



cuz - because



cvq - chucking very quietly



cwmaos - coffee with milk and one sugar



cwot - complete waste of time



cwyl - chat with ya later



cya - goodbye



cyal - see you later



cyb - cyber



cybseckz - cyber sex



cye - Close Your Eyes



cyff - change your font, fucker



cyl - see you later



cyl,a - see ya later, alligator



cylbd - catch ya later baby doll



cylor - check your local orhtodox rabbi



cym - check your mail



cyu - see you



c
n>k - coffee through nose into keyboard

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d.w - don't worry



d/c - disconnected



d/l - download



d/w - don't worry



d00d - dude



d2 - Diablo 2



d8 - date



da - the



dafs - do a fucking search



dah - dumb as hell



damhik - don't ask me how I know



damhikt - don't ask me how I know this



dass - dumb ass



dat - that



dawg - Friend



db - database



db4l - drinking buddy for life



dbafwtt - Dont Be A Fool Wrap The Tool



dbg - dont be gay



dc - don't care



dc'd - disconnected



dcw - Doing Class Work



dd - don't die



ddg - Drop Dead Gorgeous



ddl - direct download



ddr - dance dance revolution



def - definitely



defs - definetly



degmt - Don't Even Give Me That



dem - them



der - there



dernoe - I don't know



detai - don't even think about it



dewd - Dude



dey - they



df - Dumb Fuck



dfo - dumb fucking operator



dftc - down for the count



dfu - don't fuck up



dfw/m - Don't Fuck with Me



dfwm - Don't Fuck with Me



dgaf - don't give a fuck



dgara - don't give a rats ass



dgms - Don't get me started



dgt - don't go there



dh - dickhead



diaf - die in a fire



dic - do i care



dick - penis



diez - dies



diff - difference



dikhed - dickhead



diku - do i know you



dil - Daughter in law



dilf - dad i'd like to fuck



dillic - Do I look like I care



dillifc - do I look like I fucking care



dilligad - do I look like I give a damn



dilligaf - do I look like I give a fuck



dilligas - do i look like i give a shit



din - didn't



din't - didn't



dirl - Die in real life



dis - this



dit - Details in Thread



diy - do it yourself



dju - did you



dk - don't know



dkdc - don't know, don't care



dl - download



dlf - dropping like flies



dln - don't look now



dm - deathmatch



dmba* - dumbass



dmu - don't mess up



dmwm - don't mess with me



dmy - don't mess yourself



dn - don't know



dnd - Do Not Disturb



dno - don't know



dnrtfa - did not read the fucking article



dnt - dont



doa - dead on arrival



dob - date of birth



dod - Day of Defeat



dogg - friend



doin - doing



don - denial of normal



doncha - Don't you



dont - don't



dontcha - don't you



dood - dude



doodz - dudes



dos - denial of service



dotc - dancing on the ceiling



doypov - depends on your point of view



dp - display picture



dqydj - don't quit your day job



dsided - decided



dsu - don't screw up



dt - double team



dta - Dont Trust Anyone



dtp - Don't Type Please



dttm - dont talk to me



dttml - dont talk to me loser



dttpou - Don't tell the police on us



dttriaa - don't tell the RIAA



du2h - damn you to hell



dun - don't



dunno - I don't know



dvda - double vaginal, double anal



dw - don't worry



dwb - Driving while black



dwbi - Don't worry about it.



dwmt - don't waste my time



dwt - don't wanna talk



dwy - don't wet yourself



dy2h - damn you to hell



dycotfc - do you cyber on the first chat



dyec - Dont You Ever Care



dyk - did you know



dylm - do you love me



dylos - do you like oral sex



dynm - do you know me



dyt - Don't you think



dyw2gwm - do you want to go with me



dywtmusw - do you want to meet up some where

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e-ok - Electronically OK



e.g. - example



ead - eat a dick



ebitda - earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization



ecf - error carried forward



eejit - idiot



ef - Fuck



ef-ing - fucking



efct - effect



efffl - extra friendly friends for life



effin - fucking



effing - Fucking



eg - evil grin



eh? - I'm done talking now, it's your turn.



ehlp - help



eil - explode into laughter



el!t - elite



ello - hello



em - them



emo - emotional



emp - eat my pussy



enit - isn't it



enof - enough



enuf - enough



enuff - enough



eob - End of Business



eod - End of day



eof - end of file



eom - end of message



eos - end of story



eot - end of transmission



eotw - end of the world



epa - Emergency Parent Alert



eq - Everquest



eq2 - Everquest2



ere - here



errythin - everything



esad - eat shit and die



esadyffb - eat shit and die you fat fucking bastard



esbm - Everyone sucks but me



esl - eat shit loser



eta - Estimated Time of Arrival



etla - extended three letter acronym



etmda - Explain it to my dumb ass



eula - end user license agreement



ev1 - everyone



eva - ever



evaa - ever



evercrack - Everquest



every1 - everyone



evn - even



evry1 - every one



ex-bf - Ex-Boy Friend



ex-gf - Ex-Girl Friend



exp - experience



eyez - eyes



ez - Easy



ezi - easy



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f u - fuck you



f#cking - Fucking



f.u. - fuck you



f/o - fuck off



f00k - Fuck.



f2f - face to face



f2p - free to play



f2t - Free to talk



f4c3 - face



f4eaa - friends forever and always



f4f - female for female



f4m - female for male



f8 - fate



f9 - fine



fab - fabulous



faggit - faggot



fankle - area between foot and ankle



fao - for attention of



fap - masturbate



faq - frequently asked question



farg - fuck



fashizzle - for sure



fawk - fuck



fbimcl - Fall Back In My Chair Laughing



fbtw - Fine Be That Way



fc - fruit cake



fcfs - first come first served



fck - fuck



fckm3hdbayb - Fuck Me Hard Baby



fcku - fuck you



fcol - for crying out loud



fcuk - fuck



fe - fatal error



fer - for



ff - friendly fire



ffa - free for all



ffcl - falling from chair laughing



ffs - for fuck's sake



ffxi - Final Fantasy 11



fg - fucking gay



fgi - fucking google it



fgs - for God's sake



fgssu - For Gods sake shut up



fgt - faggot



fi - fuck it



fi9 - fine



fibijar - fuck it buddy, I'm just a reserve



fifo - first in, first out



figjam - fuck I'm good, just ask me



figmo - F*ck it - got my orders



fiic - Fucked If I Care



fiik - Fucked If I Know



fio - figure it out



fitb - fill in the blank



fiv - five



fk - fuck



fkin - fucking



fking - Fucking



fku - fuck you



flamer - angry poster



flames - angry comments



flicks - pictures



floabt - for lack of a better term



fm - fuck me



fmah - fuck my ass hole



fmao - freezing my ass of



fmb - fuck me bitch



fmbb - Fuck Me Baby



fmh - Fuck me hard



fmhb - fuck me hard bitch



fmn - Fuck me now



fmnb - fuck me now bitch



fmph - fuck my pussy hard



fmq - fuck me quick



fmr - fuck me runnig



fmutp - fuck me up the pussy



fn - first name



fnar - For No Apparent Reason



fnci - fancy



fnpr - for no particular reason



fny - funny



fo - fuck off



fo shizzle - for sure



fo sho - for sure



foa - fuck off asshole



foad - fuck off and die



foaf - friend of a friend



foah - fuck off asshole



fob - fresh off the boat



focl - Falling Off Chair Laughing.



fol - farting out loud



folo - Follow



fone - phone



foobar - fucked up beyond all recognition



foocl - falls out of chair laughing



fook - fuck



for sheeze - for sure



fotcl - fell off the chair laughing



fotm - Flavour of the month



fouc - Fuck off you cunt



fov - Field of View



foyb - fuck off you bitch



fo` - for



fp - first post



fpmitap - federal pound me in the ass prison



fpos - fucking piece of shit



fps - First Person Shooter



frag - kill



fragged - killed



friggin - freaking



frk - freak



frm - from



frnd - friend



fs - For Sure



fsho - for sure



fsm - flying spaghetti monster



fsob - Fucking son of a bitch



fsod - frosn screen of death



fst - fast



ft - FUCK THAT



fta - From The Article



ftb - Fuck That Bitch



ftf - face to face



ftfa - From The Fucking Article



ftfw - For the fucking win!



ftfy - Fixed that for you



ftio - fun time is over



ftk - For the Kill



ftl - For The Lose



ftlog - for the love of god



ftmfw - for the mother fucking win



ftp - file transfer protocol



ftr - For The Record



fts - fuck that shit



fttp - for the time being



ftw - For the win!



fu - fuck you



fua - fuck you all



fuah - fuck you ass hole



fub - fuck you bitch



fubah - fucked up beyond all hope



fubalm - fucked up beyond all local maintenance



fubar - fucked up beyond all recognition



fubb - fucked up beyond belief



fubh - fucked up beyond hope



fucktard - fucking retard



fuctard - fucking retard



fud - fear, uncertainty and doubt



fudie - fuck you and die



fugly - fucking ugly



fuk - fuck



fukin - fucking



fukn - fucking



fumfer - fuck you mother fucker



fuq - fuck you



fus - fuck yourself



fuu - fuck you up



fux - fuck



fuxing - fucking



fuxored - Fucked



fvck - fuck



fwb - Friends with Benefits



fwiw - for what it's worth



fxe - foxy



fxp - file exchange protocol



fy - fuck you



fya - for your attention



fyad - fuck you and die



fyb - fuck you bitch



fyc - fuck your couch



fyeo - For your eyes only



fyf - fuck your face



fyfi - For Your Fucking Information



fyi - for your information



fyl - For your Love



fym - fuck your mom



fyp - fixed your post

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