Internet Slangs / Slang Vocabulary / Chating
AFAIC — "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."
AFAIK — "as far as I know"
AFAIR — "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"
AFK — "away from keyboard"
ASAP — "as soon as possible"
BBL — "be back later"
BBS — "be back soon"
BFD — "big fucking deal"
BRB — "be right back" (usually used in chats and on an instant messenger service).
BTW — "by the way"
B2B — "Business to Business"
C&V — Chapter & Verse. Used in newsgroups.
C N>K — a Unix -ism meaning "coffee through nose into keyboard"
cya — "see you", used as a goodbye.
CU — "see you", used as a goodbye.
CYS — "Check your settings". A phrase often said by technical support staff of a certain Australian ISP.
FAQ — "Frequently Asked Question"
FFS — "for fuck's sake!"
FOAF — "friend of a friend", i.e. the dubious attribution given to urban legends
FYI — "for your information"
G2G — "got to go". Used in chatrooms.
GAGF — "go and get fucked"
GFY — "good for you" or "go fuck yourself". The use of this acronym is ambigious and not recommended.
GG — "good going" or "good game". Used sincerely in online games such as trivia, but more often used sarcastically when someone has done something foolish. Also, it is now becoming customary for all players to say "gg" when the game is over in such games as Counter-Strike , unless a player is profoundly displeased with the outcome.
GJ — Good Job
HAND — "have a nice day"
HTH — "hope this helps"
IANAL — "I am not a lawyer". Usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.
IANARS — "I am not a rocket scientist"
IC — "I see", also, "in character" in MUDs and role-playing games .
ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "In case you didn't know."
IIRC — "if I recall correctly" c.f. ISTR
IMHO — "in my humble opinion" / "in my honest opinion"
IMO — "in my opinion"
IMNSHO — "in my not-so-humble opinion"
IRC — "Internet Relay Chat"
IRL - "in real life". Used in MUD settings.
ISTR — "I seem to recall" (i.e. I'm not really sure) c.f. IIRC
IYDMMA — "if you don't mind me asking", for ex., "IYDMMA, are you a virgin?"
JJ or JK (j/k) — "just joking", "just kidding"
Joo — synonym of you. Also spelled j00 with a lower case j and two zeroes rather than two O's.
JOOC — "just out of curiosity"
k — short for "OK"
l8 — a shorthand spelling of "late".
l8r — a shorthand spelling of "later", meaning "see you later" (see leet )
LIEK — synonym of like, as in "I like that website".
LMAO — "laughing my ass off"
LOL — "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs" (a reply to something amusing)
MYOB — "mind your own business"
NM (n/m) — "never mind" or "not much"
NOYB — "none of your business"
NP — "No Problem"
NSFW — "Not safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) not suitable for the office, but for the home instead. Used by Fark . See SFW.
NT — "No Text", used on Internet forums or Usenet to indicate that a post has no content
O — "oh"
OIC — "oh, I see"
OMG — Exclamation, "Oh my God!!"
OMFG — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking God!!"
OMFL — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking lag!"
OOC — "out-of-character&qu ot;. Used on MUDs and other role-playing games . Also, "out of curiosity."
OT — "off topic"
OTOH — "on the other hand"
own - to defeat someone (used commonly when playing Counter-Strike ) or to humiliate someone tactically in a debate; something that is extremely cool (ex. BMWs totally own).
PFO — "please fuck off"
PITA — "pain in the ass"
PO (PO'd) — "piss off" ("pissed off")
prog — "computer program" (progz in plural)
prolly — contracted form of "probably"
plz — shorthand spelling of "please"
Pwn — step up of the word own. To "Pwn something" means to have complete control over it, and to be "Pwned by something" means to be dominated by it. (see leet )
P2P — Person to Person
qoolz — something that is "cool" in the American sense.
R — shorthand spelling of "are"
RL — "real life". Used in MUD settings.
ROFL (or ROTFL) — "rolling on the floor laughing" (a reply to something extremely amusing).
ROFLMAO (or ROTFLMAO) — "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"
r0x0rz — leet speaks for "rocks"
RTFA — "read the fucking article" applies mostly to Slashdot threads, for users who make comments on a story without having read it first.
RTFM — "read the fucking manual" (often sanitized to "read the fine manual"). The frequent reply to a request for basic help from newbies who have not attempted to find the answer for themselves.
RU — Are You?
R8 — right
SFW — "Safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) that is safe for the office. Used by Fark . See NSFW.
STFU — "shut the fuck up"
sux0rs — leet speak for "sucks"
TBH — "to be honest"
thx — shorthand spelling of "thanks" - this can be combined into "kthx" (OK, thanks), "plzkthx" (Please, OK, thanks), and "kthxbye" (OK, thanks, goodbye)
TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
TIA — "thanks in advance"
TTYL — "talk to you later"
U — a shorthand spelling of "you"
ur — a shorthand spelling of "you're"
w/e — slang/abbreviation for whatever
w/o — without
WDUWTA —- "what do u wanna talk about?"
WTF — "what the fuck?"
YMMV — " Your mileage may vary " (you may see different results)
w00t — exclamation of excitement or happiness; closely related to, "hell yea!" (short for woohoo) or We Owned the Other Team
w8 — shorthand spelling of "wait".
X > * — definition of something [X] is better than everything [*].
<3 — "love" (made from the ASCII-art heart between the less than symbol and the three). Ex: I <3 you.
2B - To be
4 - for
Others express concepts peculiar to the Net:
cluebie — a newbie with a clue, but not close to a guru.
guru — an expert in some technical topic, such as as C programming or Unix system administration
FAQ — frequently asked question, or a list of frequently asked questions with answers. Never seems to be written in small letters.
flamer — one who 'flames'; To rant on about some relatively uninteresting subject or with a patently ridiculous attitude or with hostility towards a particular person or group of people. "Flame" is used as a verb ("Don't flame me for this"), a flame is a single flaming message. Also is likely to relate to the term lamer.
hijack — go offtopic. done commonly by newbies in forums.
troll — a person who deliberately stirs up trouble (see article).
lurker — one who reads an email list or a message board but does not participate in the discussion.
newbie — a new user. Not a pejorative term (but see RTFM, preceding).
noob — a new user. Also spelled n00b, with two zeroes rather than two O's
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g/f - girlfriend
g/g - got to go
g0 - go
g1 - good one
g2/-/ - go to hell
g2bg - got to be going
g2cu - glad to see you
g2e - got to eat
g2g - got to go
g2g2tb - got to go to the bathroom
g2g2w - got to go to work
g2gb2wn - got to go back to work now
g2gn - got to go now
g2gp - got to go pee
g2gpp - got to go pee pee
g2h - go to hell
g2hb - go to hell bitch
g2p - got to pee
g2t2s - got to talk to someone
g3y - gay
g4u - good for you
g4y - good for you
g8 - gate
g@y - gay
ga - go ahead
gaf - good as fuck
gafi - get away from it
gafl - get a fucking life
gagf - go and get fucked
gah - gay ass homo
gai - gay
gaj - get a job
gal - get a life
gamez - illegally obtained games
gaoep - generally accepted office etiquette principles
gawd - god
gb - Go back
gbtw - go back to work
gbu - god bless you
gby - good bye
gcad - get cancer and die
gcf - Google Click Fraud
gd - good
gd&r - grins, ducks, and runs
gd4u - Good For You
gday - Good Day
gdby - good bye
gded - grounded
gdgd - good good
gdi - God Damn it
gdiaf - go die in a fire
gdih - Go die in hell
gdmfpos - god damn mother fucking piece of shit
gdr - grinning, ducking, running
geto - ghetto
gewd - good
gey - gay
gf - girlfriend
gfad - go fuck a duck
gfadh - go fuck a dead horse
gfam - Go Fuck A Monkey
gfas - go fuck a sheep
gfe - Girl Friend experience
gfe2e - grinning from ear to ear
gfg - good fucking game
gfi - good fucking idea
gfj - good fucking job
gfo - go fuck off
gfu - go fuck yourself
gfus - go fuck yourself
gfx - graphics
gfy - good for you
gfyd - go fuck your dad
gfym - go fuck your mom
gfys - go fuck yourself
gg - good game
gga - good game all
ggg - Go, go, go!
ggnore - good game no rematch
ggp - gotta go pee
gh - good half
ghey - gay
gigig - get it got it good
gigo - garbage in garbage out
gilf - Grandma I'd like to fuck
gim - google instant messanger
gimme - give me
gimmie - give me
gir - google it retard
gis - Google Image Search
giv - give
gj - good job
gjial - go jump in a lake
gjp - good job partner
gjsu - god just shut up
gjt - good job team
gkys - Go kill yourself
gl - good luck
gl hf - good luck, have fun
gl&hf - good luck and have fun
glbt - Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd
glf - group looking for
glhf - good luck have fun
glln - Got Laid Last Night
glnhf - Good Luck and Have Fun
glty - Good luck this year
glu - girl like us
glwt - good luck with that
gm - good morning
gma - grandma
gmab - give me a break
gmabj - give me a blowjob
gmafb - give me a fucking break
gmao - Giggling my ass off
gmfao - Giggling My Fucking Ass Off
gmod - Global Moderator
gmta - great minds think alike
gmtyt - good morning to you too
gmv - Got my vote
gmybs - give me your best shot
gn - good night
gn8 - good night
gnfpwlbn - good news for people who love bad news
gngbng - gang bang
gnight - good night
gnite - good night
gnn - get naked now
gno - going to do
gnoc - get naked on cam
gnos - get naked on screen
gnr - Guns n' roses
gnrn - get naked right now
gnstdltbbb - good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite
goia - get over it already
goin - going
gok - God Only Knows
gokid - got observers - keep it decent
gol - giggle out loud
goml - get out of my life
gona - Gonna
gonna - going to
good9 - goodnite
gooh - get out of here!
goomh - get out of my head
gork - God only really knows
gow - gears of war
goya - Get Off Your Ass
goyhh - get off your high horse
gp - good point
gpb - gotta pee bad
gpwm - good point well made
gr8 - great
gr8t - great
grats - congratulations
gratz - congratulations
grfx - graphics
grillz - metal teeth
grl - girl
grog - beer
grrl - Girl
grtg - Getting ready to go
gsad - go suck a dick
gsave - global struggle against violent extremists
gsfg - Go search fucking google
gsi - go suck it
gsoh - Good Sense of Humor
gsp - get some pussy
gsta - Gangster
gt - get
gtas - go take a shit
gtb - Go To Bed
gtfa - Go The Fuck Away
gtfbtw - get the fuck back to work
gtfh - go to fucking hell
gtfo - get the fuck out
gtfon - Get the fuck out noob
gtfooh - get the fuck out of here
gtfu - grow the fuck up
gtfuotb - get the fuck up out this bitch
gtg - got to go
gtgfn - got to go for now
gtgp - got to go pee
gtgpp - got to go pee pee
gtgtb - got to go to bed
gtgtwn - Got to go to work now
gth - go to hell
gtha - go the hell away
gthb - go to hell bitch
gthmf - go to hell mothafucka
gthu - grow the heck up
gthyfah - go to hell you fucking asshole
gtk - good to know
gtn - getting
gtr - Got to run
gtty - good talking to you
gud - good
gudd - good
gurl - girl
guru - expert
gw - good work
gwm - gay white male
gwork - good work
gwrk - good work
gws - get well soon
gwytose - go waste your time on someone else
gyal - girl
gypo - Get Your Penis Out
roflmfao - rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
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h&k - hugs and kisses
h*r - homestar runner
h/e - However
h/mo - homo
h/o - hold on
h/u - hold up
h/w - homework
h2 - Halo 2
h2gtb - have to go to the bathroom
h2o - water
h4kz0r5 - hackers
h4x - Hacks
h4x0r - hacker
h4xor - hacker
h4xr - hacker
h4xx0rz - hacker
h8 - hate
h82sit - hate to say it
h8er - hater
h8r - hater
h8s - hates
h8te - hate
h8tr - hater
ha> - hacker
hafta - have to
hagd - have a good day
hagn - have a good night
hago - have a good one
hags - have a great summer
hai - hello
hait - hate
hak - here's a kiss
hakas - have a kick ass summer
hammrd - hammered
han - how about now
hav - have
hawt - hot
hawtie - hottie
hax - Hacks
hax0r - hacker
hax0red - hacked
hax0rz - Hackers
haxer - Hacker
haxor - hacker
haxoring - hacking
haxors - hackers
haxorz - hackers
haxxor - hacker
haxz0r - Hacker
haxzor - hacker
hayd - how are you doing
hb - hurry back
hbd - happy birthday
hbic - head bitch in charge
hbu - how about you
hby - how about you
hc - how come
hcihy - how can I help you
hdop - Help Delete Online Predators
heh - haha
hella - very
heya - hey
heyt - hate
heyy - hello
hf - have fun
hfn - Hell fucking no
hfs - holy fucking shit!
hg - HockeyGod
hhiadb - Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
hhok - Ha Ha Only Kidding
hi2u - hello
hi2u2 - hello to you too
hiet - height
hiik - Hell If I Know
hijack - start an off topic discussion
hith - how in the hell
hj - hand job
hl - Half-Life
hl2 - Half-Life 2
hla - Hot lesbian action
hlb - horny little bastard
hld - hold
hldn - hold on
hldon - hold on
hll - Hell
hlm - he loves me
hlp - help
hlysht - Holy shit
hmb - hold me back
hmewrk - homework
hmfic - head mother fucker in charge
hmw - homework
hmwk - homework
hng - horny net geek
ho - hold on
hoas - Hang on a second
holla - hey
homey - Friend
homie - good friend
homo - homosexual
hoopty - broke down automobile
hott - hot
howdey - hello
howz - hows
hpb - high ping bastard
hpybdy - happy birthday
hre - here
hru - how r u
hrud - how are you doing
hs - headshot
hsik - how should i know
hsr - homestar runner
hss - horse shit and splinters
hswm - Have Sex With me
htc - hit the cell
htf - how the fuck
hth - hope that helps
htr - hater
http - hyper text transfer protocol
hud - Heads Up Display
huggle - hug and cuddle
hugz - hugs
hun - honey
hv - have
hve - have
hw - homework
hw? - how?
hwg - here we go
hwga - here we go again
hwk - homework
hwmbo - he who must be obeyed
hwms - hot wild monkey sex
hxc - hardcore
hyg - here you go
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i <3 u - I love you
i c - i see
i8 - alright
i8u - i hate you
i<3 u - i love you
i<3u - I love you
iab - I Am Bored
iafh - I Am Fucking Hot
iafi - I am from India
iag - it's all good
iah - i am horny
ianabs - I am not a brain surgeon
ianacl - I am not a copyright lawyer
ianal - I am not a lawyer
ianalb - I am not a lawyer, but..
ianars - I am not a rocket scientist
ians - I am Not Sure
ianyl - I am not your lawyer
iasb - i am so bored
iatb - I am the best
iateu - i hate you
iaw - In Another Window
iawtc - I agree with this comment
iawtp - I agree with this post
ib - I'm back
ibcd - Idiot between chair & desk
ibs - Internet Bitch Slap
ibtl - In Before The Lock
ic - I see
icbi - i can't believe it
icbiwoop - I chuckled, but it was out of pity.
icbt - i can't believe that
icbu - I can't believe you
icbyst - i cant believe you said that
icgup - I can give you pleasure
icic - I See. I See
icp - insane clown posse
icsrg - I can still reach Google
ictrn - I can't talk right now
icty - i can't tell you
icu - i see you
icudk - in case you didn't know
icup - i see you pee
icw - I care why?
icwudt - I see what you did there
icydk - in csae you didn't know
icydn - in case you didn't know
id10t - idiot
idbtwdsat - i dont believe they would do such a thing
idc - I don't care
iddi - I didn't do it
idec - I don't even care
idek - I don't even know
idfc - i dont fucking care
idfk - i dont fucking know
idgac - i don't give a crap
idgad - I don't give a damn
idgaf - i don't give a fuck
idgara - I don't give a rat's ass
idgas - i don't give a shit
idgi - I don't get it
idjit - idiot
idk - I don't know
idkbibt - I don't know but I've Been Told
idke - I don't know ethier
idkh - I don't know how
idkh2s - i don't know how to spell
idkt - I don't know that
idkw - I don't know why
idkwts - I don't know what to say
idkwurta - I don't know what you are talking about.
idky - i dont know you
idkymb2 - I didn't know yoru mom blogs too
idly - I don't like you
idn - i don't know
idonno - i do not know
idop - it depends on price
idr - I dont remember
idrk - i don't really know
idrts - I don't really think so
idsw - i don't see why
idtkso - i don't think so
idts - i don't think so
idunno - i do not know
iduwym - I don't understand what you mean.
idwk - I don't wanna know
idwt - i don't want to
idwtg - I don't want to go
iebkac - issue exists between keyboard and chair
ietf - internet engineering task force
iff - if and only if
ifhy - i fucking hate you
iflu - i fucking love you
ifthtb - i find that hard to belive
ig5oi - I got 5 on it
igahp - I've got a huge penis
igalboc - I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts
ight - alright
igkymfa - I'm gonna kick your mother fucking ass
igs - I guess so
igtgt - I got to go tinkle
igtkya - im going to kick your ass
ih2gp - I have to go pee
ih2p - i'll have to pass
ih8mls - I hate my little sister
ih8p - I hate parents
ih8u - I hate you
ih8usm - i hate you so much
ihac - I have a customer
ihat3u - I hate you
ihiwydt - I hate it when you do that
ihmp - i hate my parents
ihnfc - I have no fucking clue
ihni - i have no idea
iht - I heard that
ihtfp - I hate this fucking place
ihtgttbwijd - I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.
ihtp - I Have To Poop
ihu - I hate you
ihusm - i hate you so much
ihy - i hate you
ihya - i hate you all
iigh - alright
iight - alright
iirc - if I recall correctly
iistgtbtipi - If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is
iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?
iiuc - if I understand correctly
iiw2 - is it web 2.0?
iiwii - it is what it is
ij - indide joke
ijeomk - I just ejaculated on my keybord
ijf - i just farted
ijgl - I just got laid
ijit - idiot
ijpmp - I just peed my pants
ijpms - I just pissed myself
ik - i know
iki - i know it
ikm - I know man
ikr - I know really
ikwum - I know what you meant
ikwym - i know what you mean
ilbcnu - i'll be seeing you
ilcul8r - I'll see u later
ili - i love it
ilk2fku - I would like to fuck you
ilms - I love my self
ilotibinlirl - I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life
iltf - i love to fuck
ilu - I love you
ilulafklc - I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
ilusfm - I love you so fucking much
ilusm - I love you So much
iluvya - i love you
iluwamh - i love you with all my heart
ily - i love you
ily2 - i love you too
ilykthnxbai - i love you k thanks bye
ilylafklc - i love you like a fat kid loves cake
ilylc - i love you like crazy
ilym - i love you more
ilymtyk - i love you more than you know
ilysfm - i love you so fucking much
ilysm - i love you so much
ilysmm - i love you so much more
ilysvm - i love you so very much
im - Instant Message
im'd - instant messaged
ima - I am a
imao - in my arrogant opinion
imb - I am back
imcdo - in my conceited dogmatic opinion
imed - instant messaged
imfao - In My Fucking Arrogant Opinion
imfo - in my fucking opinion
imh - I am here
imhbco - In my humble but correct opinion
imhe - in my humble experience
imho - in my humble opinion
imm - instant message me
imma - I'm going to
imnerho - In my not even remotely humble opinion
imnl - I'm not laughing
imnsho - in my not so humble opinion
imo - in my opinion
impo - In My Personal Opinion
impov - in my point of view
imsb - i am so bored
imts - I meant to say
imusm - I miss you so much
imvho - in my very humble opinion
imwtk - Inquiring minds want to know
imy - I miss you
imya - i miss you already
inbd - it's no big deal
indie - independent
inet - internet
inho - in my honest opinion
init - isn't it
inmp - it's not my problem
innit - isn't it
ino - I know
intarwebs - internet
interweb - internet
intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the post of the month
inttwmf - I am Not Typing This With My Fingers
invu - I envy you
ioh - I'm out of here
iokiya - it's ok if you are
iono - I don't know
iotd - image of the day
iou - i owe you
iow - in other words
ioya - I'd Own Your Ass
ip - internet protocol
irc - internet relay chat
irgtgbtw - I've really got to get back to work
irhtgttbr - I really have to go to the bathroom
irl - in real life
irly - I really love you
irt - in reply to
irtf - I'll return the favor
isbya - im sorry but you asked
isg - I speak geek
isianmtu - I swear I am not making this up
iso - In Search Of
isp - internet service provider
iss - im so sorry
istr - I seem to remember
itb - in the butt
itd - in the dark
ite - alright
itk - in the know
itt - in this thread
ityltk - I thought you'd like to know
itz - it's
iucmd - if you catch my drift
iukwim - if you know what i mean
iuno - i dunno
ive - i have
iw2fu - i want to fuck you
iw2mu - I WANT TO MEET U
iwbrbl@r - I will be right back later
iwc - In Which Case
iwfusb - i wanna fuck you so bad
iwhi - I would hit it
iwk - I wouldn't know
iws - i want sex
iwsn - i want sex now
iwtfu - i want to fuck you
iwtfy - i want to fuck you
iwthswy - i want to have sex with you
iwu - i want you
iwyb - I want your body
iydmma - if you don't mind me asking
iyf - In your face
iykwim - if you know what I mean
iym - I am your man
iyo - in your opinion
iyq - I like you
iz - is
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j/a - Just Asking
j/c - just curious
j/j - just joking
j/k - just kidding
j/o - jackoff
j/p - just playing
j/w - just wondering
j00 - you
j00r - your
j2luk - just to let you know
j4f - just for fun
j4g - just for grins
j4u - just for you
jalaudlm - just as long as you don't leave me
jas - just a second
jbu - just between us
jc - just curious
jcam - just checking away message
jcath - Just chilling at the house
jdfi - Just fucking do it
jebus - Jesus
jeomk - Just ejaculated on my keyboard
jfc - Jesus fucking Christ
jfdi - Just Fucking Do It!
jff - just for fun
jfg - just for giggles
jfgi - just fucking google it
jfi - just forget it
jfk - Just fucking kidding
jflts - just felt like typing something
jfr - Just for reference
jfwy - just fucking with you
jgiyn - Just google it you noob
jhm - just hold me
jic - just in case
jit - just in time
jj - just joking
jj/k - just joking
jk - just kidding
jka - just kidding around
jking - joking
jm - Just Messing
jma - just messing around
jmo - just my opinion
jms - just making sure
jom - just one minuite
joo - you
jooc - just out of curiosity
jooce - Juice
joor - your
jp - just playing
jsing - just saying
jst - just
jsuk - just so you know
jsut - just
jtlyk - just to let you know
jtoi - just thought of it
jtol - just thinking out loud
jttsiowctw - just testing to see if other websites copy this word
jtysk - just thought you should know
jumping the couch - acting strange
jus - just
juss - just
juzt - just
jw - just wondering
jyfihp - jam your finger in her pussy
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k3wl - cool
ka - Kick Ass
kafn - kill all fucking noobs
kah - kisses and hugs
kaw - kick ass work
kb - KiloBite
kek - laughing out loud
kewel - cool
kewl - cool
kfc - kentucky fried chicken
khitbash - kick her in the box and shove her
kia - Killed In Action
kicks - sneakers
kiled - killed
kinda - kind of
kir - kid in room
kis - keep it simple
kisa - knight in shining armor
kit - keep in touch
kitfo - knock it the fuck off
kiwf - Kill It With Fire
kk - ok
kkk - ku klux klan
kl - cool
kma - kiss my ass
kmao - kick my ass off
kmfa - kiss my fucking ass
kmp - kill me please
knackered - drunk
knewb - new player
knn - fuck your mother
kno - know
knw - know
kol - kiss on lips
koo - cool
kool - cool
kos - kid over shoulder
kotc - kiss on the cheek
kotl - kiss on the lips
kotor - Knights of the old republic
kots - keep on talking shit
kpc - keeping parents clueless
ks - kill steal
ktfo - knocked the fuck out
kthanxbi - Okay, thanks. Bye.
kthnxbai - Okay, thanks, bye
kthnxbye - Okay, thanks, bye
kthx - ok, thank you
kthxbai - ok thanks bye!
kthxbi - ok, thank you, goodbye
kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye
kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye
kthxmn - Ok Thanks Man
kthz - ok thanks
ktnx - Okay and Thanks
kuhl - cool
kutgw - Keep Up The good Work
kuwl - cool
kwim - Know What I Mean
kwis - Know what I'm saying?
kwit - quit
kwl - cool
kwtsds - Kiss where the sun don't shine
kyag - Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
kyfag - kiss your fucking ass goodbye
kyfc - keep your fingers crossed
kyko - keep your knickers on
kys - kill yourself
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l'omg - lol omg
l0lz - laugh out loud
l2p - learn to play
l2r - Learn to read
l337 - elite
l33t - elite
l4m3rz - lamers
l8 - late
l84skool - late for school
l8a - later
l8er - later
l8r - see you later
l8rs - laters
l8rz - later
l8s - later
l8t - later
l8ter - later
l8tr - later
laff - laugh
lak - love and kisses
lalol - lots and lots of laughs
lam - leave a message
lamf - like a motherfucker
lappy - Laptop
larp - live action role-play
lat - laugh at that
lata - later
lates - later
latn - laugh at the newbs
latr - Later
latwttb - laughing all the way to the bank
lau - laugh at you
lawd - lord
lawl - lauging out loud with a southern drawl
lawl'd - laughed out loud
lawled - laughed out loud
lawls - laughing out loud with a southern drawl
lawlz - laughing out loud with a southern drawl
lbr - little boy's room
ldr - Long-distance relationship
lee7 - elite
leet - elite
legit - legitimate
leik - like
leme - let me
lemme - let me
lesbo - lesbian
less than 3 - love
less than three - love
lez - Lesbian
lezbean - lesbian
lezbo - lesbian
lezzzie - lesbian
lf1m - Looking for one more
lfg - Looking for group
lfm - looking for mate
lfp - looking for pussy
lfr - Laughing for real
lgb - lesbian/gay/bisexual
lgbnaf - lets get butt naked and fuck
lgf - little green footballs
lgn - link goes nowhere
lgot - let's go out tonight
lgr - little girls room
lgs - let's go shopping!
lhao - laughing her ass off
liek - like
lifo - last in first out
ligaff - like I give a flying fuck
ligafs - like I give a flying shit
ligas - like I give a shit
lih - Laugh in head
liita - love is in the air
lik - like
lil - little
limh - laugh in my head
lirl - laughing in real life
liyf - laughing in your face
lj - live journal
lk - like
llap - live long and prosper
llol - literally laughing out loud
lm4aq - Let's meet for a quickie.
lma - leave me alone
lmamf - leave me alone mother fucker
lmao - laughing my ass off
lmaol - laughing my ass out loud
lmaomtoaoa - Laugh my ass off many times over and over again
lmaonade - laughing my ass off
lmaootf - Laughing my ass off on the floor
lmaorof - Laughing my Ass off Rolling on the floor
lmaorotf - laughing my ass off rolling on the floor
lmaowtntpm - laughing my ass off whilst trying not to piss myself
lmaoxh - laughing my ass off extremely hard
lmb - lick my balls
lmbao - laughing my black ass off
lmbfwao - laughing my big fat white ass off
lmbo - laughing my butt off
lmclao - laughing my cute little ass off
lmd - Lick My Dick
lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off
lmffo - Laughing my fucking face off
lmfho - laughing my fucking head off
lmfpo - laughing my fucking pussy off
lmfto - laughing my fuckin tits off
lmgdao - Laughing My God Damn Ass Off
lmhao - laughing my hairy ass off
lmho - laughing my heiny off
lmip - LETS MEET IN PERSON
lmirl - Let's meet in real life
lmk - let me know
lmmfao - laughing my mother fucking ass off
lmmfaos - laughing my mother fucking ass off silly
lmmfas - laugh my mother fuckin ass off
lmmffao - laughing my mother fucking fat ass off
lmo - Leave Me One
lmoao - Laughing my Other Ass Off
lmp - lick my pussy
lmpo - laughing my panties off
lms - leave me some
lmsao - laughing my sexy ass off
lmso - laughing my socks off
lmtfa - leave me the fuck alone
lmto - laughing my tits off
lmtus - let me tell you something
ln - last name
lnk - Link
lobfl - Laugh Out Bloody Fucking Loud
lof - Laughing on floor
lofi - uncool
lofl - laugh out fucking loud
lol - laughing out loud
lol'd - laughed out loud
lol@u - Laugh out loud at you
lolarotf - laughing out loud and rolling on the floor
lolcano - laugh out loud
lolcity - the whole city laughs out loud
lold - laughed out loud
lolees - laugh out loud
lolerz - laugh out loud
lolin - laughing out loud
lollam - Laughing Out Loud Like A Maniac
lollercaust - an extreme event of hilarity
lollercoaster - laugh out loud (a lot)
lollerskates - laughing out loud
lolm - laugh out loud man
loln - laught out loud... not
lolngs - laghing out loud never gonna stop
lolocost - laugh out loud
lolol - saying "lol" out loud
lololz - laugh out loud
lolpimp - Laughing out loud peeing in my pants
lolrof - Laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.
lolrotf - laughing out loud rolling on the floor
lols - laugh out loud
lolz - laugh out loud
loml - love of my life
lomy - love of my life
loti - laughing on the inside
lotr - lord of the rings
lov - love
loxen - laughing out loud
loxxen - laughing out loud
lozer - loser
lpb - low ping bastard
lpiaw - Large Penis is always welcome
lpms - life pretty much sucks
lqtm - Laugh quietly to myself
lqtms - Laughing quietly to myself
lqts - laughing quietly to self
lrfl - Laughing really fucking loud
lrh - laughing really hard
lrqtms - laughing really quietly to myself
lshismp - laughed so hard I shit my pants
lshiwms - laughing so hard I wet myself
lsr - loser
lsudi - Lets see you do it
ltip - laughting until I puke
ltms - Laughing to my self
ltnc - Long time no see
ltns - long time no see
ltnsoh - Long time, no see or hear
ltp - Lay the pipe
ltr - later
lttpot - laughing to the point of tears
ltw - Lead The Way
lu2 - love you too
lu4l - love you for life
lub - laugh under breath
lug - lesbian until graduation
lul - love you lots
lulab - Love you like a brother
lulas - Love You Like a Sister
lulz - Laughing out loud.
lurker - one who reads but doesn't reply
luser - user who is a loser
luv - love
luver - lover
luvv - love
lv - love
lvl - level
lvn - loving
lvya - love you
lwih - look what I have
ly - love you
lyaab - Love you as a brother
lyaaf - Love you as a friend
lyao - laugh your ass off
lybo - laugh your butt off
lyfe - life
lyk - like
lyk3 - like
lyke - like
lyl - love you lots
lylab - love you like a brother
lylaba - love u like a brother always
lylad - love you like a dad
lylafklc - love you like a fat kid loves cake
lylam - love you like a mom
lylas - I love you like a sister
lylasa - love u like a sister always
lylno - Love you like no other
lyls - love you lots
lymi - love you mean it
lysm - love you so much
lyt - love you too
lzr - loser
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