Humour Quotes

Humour Quotes

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
 12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

Important For Life - STRUGGLE

STRUGGLE - Why It So Important in Life

Trials in life can be tragedies or triumphs, depending on how we handle them. Triumphs


don't come without effort.


A biology teacher was teaching his students how a caterpillar turns into a butterfly. He


told the students that in the next couple of hours, the butterfly would struggle to come out


of the cocoon. But no one should help the butterfly. Then he left.




The students were waiting and it happened. The butterfly struggled to get out of the


cocoon, and one of the students took pity on it and decided to help the butterfly out of the


cocoon against the advice of his teacher. He broke the cocoon to help the butterfly so it


didn't have to struggle anymore. But shortly afterwards the butterfly died.




When the teacher returned, he was told what happened. He explained to this student that


by helping the butterfly, he had actually killed it because it is a law of nature that the


struggle to come out of the cocoon actually helps develop and strengthen its wings. The


boy had deprived the butterfly of its struggle and the butterfly died.




Apply this same principle to our lives. Nothing worthwhile in life comes without a struggle.


As parents we tend to hurt the ones we love most because we don't allow them to


struggle to gain strength.