Sonam Kapoor( सोनम कपूर) Daughter Anil Kapoor Biography

Sonam Kapoor( सोनम कपूर) Daughter Anil Kapoor Biography

Sonam Kapoor  born 9 June 1985,Mumbai, Maharashtra, India) is an Indian film actress who appears in Bollywood films.

She is the elder daughter of Anil Kapoor and Sunita Kapoor,and the granddaughter of filmmaker Surinder Kapoor.

She is the niece of producer Boney Kapoor, actress Sridevi, actor Sanjay Kapoor and producer Sandeep Marwah.

Sonam Kapoor is the eldest of three children; the others are sister Rhea Kapoor and brother Harshvardhan.

She studied in the Arya Vidya Mandir school in Juhu,Mumbai and then enrolled in the United World College of South East Asia to do her International Baccalaureate. She knows English, Hindi and Punjabi, and is good dancer.

Before starting her career off as an actress, Sonam worked as an assistant under Sanjay Leela Bhansali in 2004, and assisted him during the making of his film, Black which was released in early 2005.

She made her acting debut with Ranbir Kapoor in Bhansali's Saawariya (2007), which failed to do well at the box office.

In 2009, Kapoor appeared in Rakesh Omprakash Mehra's Delhi-6, opposite Abhishek Bachchan. The film flopped at the box office.

But her performance was at new height and highly praised. Critic Rajeev Masand commented, "Sonam Kapoor is the revelation in Delhi 6. She's a firecracker performer, instinctive and uninhibited in what isn't even a conventional female lead".

Her First Box Office Succes was in 2010, I Hate Luv Storys(Punit Malhotra's Film) opposite Imran Khan.

After that She appeared in the romantic comedy, Aisha, opposite Abhay Deol.

Kapoor's first release in 2011, Thank You was a critical failure, although the film was a moderate success at the box office. Taran Adarsh, of Bollywood Hungama, stated that, "She looks glamorous at times, but there are times when her pale looks are hard to ignore". Next, she made her first appearance at the 64th Cannes Film Festival representing L'Oréal, the brand she endorses in India.

Sonam Kapoor Profile

Date of Birth: June 9, 1985

Place of Birth: Chembur, Maharashtra, India

Birth name: Sonam Anil Kapoor

Height: 5 '9 ½ "(1.77 m)

Alternatiewe Name: Sonam Kapoor

Father: Anil Kapoor

Uncle: Sanjay Kapoor and Boney Kapoor

Movies-• Delhi 6,• Saawariya,• Aisha,• I hate love stories

Awards and nominations Filmfare Awards Nominated

2008: Filmfare Best Female Debut Award; Saawariya

2008: Sony Head N Shoulders Fresh Face of the Year Award; Saawariya

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Star Screen AwardsNominated

2008: Star Screen Award for Most Promising Newcomer – Female; Saawariya

2008: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 along with Ranbir Kapoor; Saawariya

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Zee Cine AwardsNominated

2008: Zee Cine Award for Best Female Debut; Saawariya

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Stardust AwardsWinner

2008: Stardust Superstar of Tomorrow - Female; Saawariya

Genelia D’ Souza is trying to woo an airplane pilot - Angry Airline Industries over this Act

Genelia D’ Souza is trying to woo an airplane pilot - Angry Airline Industries over this Act

In a recent news published in DNA news paper :
Airline industry take offense on Genelia D'Souza -

Air-hostesses feel that the bubbly actor shouldn’t have done this advert as it portrays air-hostesses in bad light. A reputed website quoted adman Prahlad Kakkar who also opined that these kind of ads should not be aired in a country like India. “Frankly, a majority of our society is not ready for such ads,” a site quotes him as sayin
However, it seems that even pilots are lashing out at the ad. “It’s not funny to show that we don’t take our jobs seriously. That too, a job with so many lives at risk,” a 27-year-old pilot was quoted as saying.

News Source : http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_airline-industry-take-offense-on-genelia-dsouza_1552082

Carolyn Moos Famous Basketball Player

Carolyn Moos Famous Basketball Player 

Carolyn Moos is an American model, personal trainer, nutrition consultant and a former collegiate and professional basketball player.

She won a gold medal in the Junior Olympics traveling to Frankfurt, Slovakia, Brazil and Chetumal. She lived in France where she played professional basketball after her completing her B.A. at Stanford. In the WNBA she played for four teams: the Phoenix Mercury, Miami Sol and the Minnesota Lynx. The last two of her terms in the WNBA were brief, with the third lasting little over a week. Moos also has a M.A. from USC and runs FITT4Life: Nutrition consulting, personal training, yoga and overall wellness. She provides live and virtual training and nutrition consulting through her website.

Moos is well known for her long and slender frame of 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) and 37" leg inseam

Born May 23, 1978 (1978-05-23) (age 33)
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Nationality American
Height 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)
Weight 175 lb (79 kg)
High school Blake School
College Stanford University
Draft 4th round, 53rd pick overall, 2001
Phoenix Mercury
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WNBA Teams
Phoenix Mercury (2001)
Miami Sol (2002)

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Awards/Honours

1997 Nike/WBCA All-America

1997 Parade Magazine First Team All-America
2000 Honorable Mention All-Pac-10
1997 Gatorade Central Region Player of the Year
2000 Honorable Mention Pac-10 All-Academic
1997 Gatorade Minnesota Player of the Year
1998-99 All-Pac-10 Honorable Mention
1997 Sporting News Top Student Athletes in the Country
1997 Bost/Naismith National Player of the Year Finalist
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See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Moos

Cara Michelle Meschter-Tall Model cum Actress, Height 6' 2" /1.88 m.

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Cara Michelle Meschter (Tall Model & Actress, Height 6 feet 2 inches/1.88 meter)  

Cara Michelle Meschter (AKA: Cara Michelle) is a famous American model and actress.

She was chosen as Playboy's Playmate of the Month in December 2000 Magzine.

Born on :February 1, 1978 (in Hawaii, USA)

Current Age : 33 Years

Measurements Bust: 34C
Waist: 26
Hips: 36
Height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m.)
Weight 135 lb (61 kg; 9.6 st)

You Can Win with 3 Things

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruits.

-- Kahlil Gibran
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Happiness is NOT something you find,
It's something you create.
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Nothing is this world is IMPOSSIBLE as
the word is "I M POSSIBLE ..."

New Panchatantra Story

New Panchatantra Story

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine,

sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the
Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.

The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The
engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your
computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No,
not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items,
but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid idiot! The first two things I showed you
were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!!

Humour Quotes

Humour Quotes

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
 12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

Husband Wife Naughty Jokes

Husband Wife Funny Jokes

1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
.... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!
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2. " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?
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3. A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5
Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
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4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate
raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.
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5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi
ho.....
KHUSH RAHO
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6.Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL"
is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".
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7. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
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8. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- " Meri Le Ja...!" ''Meri Le Ja...!''
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9. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
 Manager: "What can I do?

Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
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10. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
 an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man

संता और बंता (Santa Banta Joke)

संता और बंता (Santa Banta Joke in Hindi)

संता और बंता एक होटल में खाना खाने गये। संता ने आर्डर दिया और बैरे ने उन्हें खाना लाकर दिया। जैसे ही बैरे ने बंता को देखा वह आ6चर्य से बोला - अरे बंताजी आप ।



फिर वह होटल में मौजूद अन्य लोगों से बोला - अरे देखो आज हमारे होटल में बंताजी खाना खाने आये हैं। होटल का मैनेजर भी बंता को देखकर बहुत खु6ा हुआ और उसने बंता से हाथ मिलाया।


-तुम तो काफी मशहूर  हो ।

संता ने खाना खाते खाते बंता के कान में फुसफुसाया। - मैं दुनिया का सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हूं।

बंता ने बताया । - नहीं यार । अब इतने भी मत बनो । ये कुछ लोग तुम्हें जानते हैं इसका मतलब यह नहीं कि तुम दुनिया के सबसे प्रसिद्ध व्यक्ति हो।

संता ने कहा । - हां ये सच है। तुम सिर्फ नाम बताओ । ऐसा कौन है जो मुझे नहीं जानता हो।
बंता ने जवाब दिया। - अच्छा । मैं दस हजार की शर्त लगाता हूं कि मुख्यमंत्री तुम्हें नहीं जानता होगा ।


संता ने कहा । - ठीक है चलो । बंता ने कहा और अगले ही दिन वे राजधानी पहुंच गये। वहां पहुंचने पर संता ने देखा कि मुख्यमंत्री ने बंता को देखते ही पहचान लिया और गले लगाया। फिर दो दिन मुख्यमंत्री के घर मेहमाननवाजी करने के बाद वे घर लौट आये। -
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मैंने कहा था न कि मैं दुनिया का सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हूं। अब तो मानते हो। - नहीं ।
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हिन्दुस्तान का प्रधानमंत्री तुम्हें बिलकुल नहीं जानता होगा । अगर वह जानता हो तो मैं दुगने पैसे दूंगा। ....
अगले ही दिन वे दिल्ली में थे।
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प्रधानमंत्री बड़ी बेतकल्लुफी से बंता से मिले । बोले - -कहां रहते हो बंता यार । तुम्हें देखे हुये तो जमाना बीत गया। फिर तीन दिनों तक प्रधानमंत्री के साथ गोल्फ खेलकर वे घर लौट आये।
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संता हैरान था पर हार मानने को तैयार नहीं था। - मैं एक एक लाख रूपये देने को तैयार हूं अगर अमिताभ बच्चन तुम्हें पहचान ले तो। - ठीक है । जैसी तुम्हारी मर्जी । अगले दिन वे मुम्बई में अमिताभ बच्चन के घर पहुंचे। बंता ने संता से बाहर लॉन में खड़े रहने को कहा और खुद अंदर चला गया। थोड़ी देर बाद संता ने देखा कि अमिताभ बच्चन और बंता बाहों में बाहें डाले बालकनी में आ रहे हैं। बंता ने संता की ओर देखा और हाथ हिलाया।
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इसके बाद संता बेहोश होकर गिर पड़ा। बंता दौड़कर नीचे आया और पानी के छींटे देकर संता को होश  में लाने की  कोशिश करने लगा। -
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संता, संता तुम्हें क्या हुआ ? उठो। संता ने धीरे से आंखें खोलीं और कहा - बंता तुम सचमुच दुनिया के सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हो। - मैंने तुमसे कहा था न पर तुम ही नहीं मानते थे।
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खैर ये बताओ कि जब मैं तुम्हें मुख्यमंत्री के घर ले गया तब तुम बेहो6ा नहीं हुये, प्रधानमंत्री के घर ले गया तब तुम्हें कुछ नहीं हुआ फिर अब ऐसा क्या हुआ कि तुम गिर पड़े।
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संता ने धीरे से बताया - जब तुम ऊपर अमिताभ बच्चन के साथ बालकनी में खड़े थे तो एक आदमी जो मेरे बगल में खड़ा था उसने मुझसे क्या कहा जानते हो ? क्या कहा ?
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- बंता ने पूछा उसने कहा - संता ने बताया - वह कौन है जो बंता जी के साथ ऊपर बालकनी में खड़ा है।

60 Minutes Power Cut in India - Earth Power (WWF)

On 26th March at late neight (8.30 to 9.30 PM) Power cut in India 50 Cities ( Delhi, Mumbai, Pune, Ahmedabad, bangalore, Chennai, Kolkata etc. -  50 Cities) to support a movement by WWF for awareness towards Climate Change

Many of people surprise power-cut on 26th march 2011 at 8.30 to 9.30 PM in 50 cities which was actually a support/awareness towards WWF movement for Climate Change.

In India, the Earth Hour 2011 was held on 26 March 2011 from 8.30 PM to 9.30 PM IST, the Earth Hour 2011 was flagged off by the Delhi Chief Minister Smt.Sheila Dixit and Earth Hour 2011 Ambassador and Bollywood Heroine Vidya Balan in the presence of Mr.Jim Leape, Director General, WWF International.

And now it start in India every year(Observed in March end) , It can be helpful for power saving and awareness towards climate change & can bring light for others.

It was started in 2007 from Sydney (Australia) and now 6000 cities ( of 131 counries ) supporting this movement.
YouTube promoted the Earth Hour by changing its logo, and by adding a switch on/off feature near the title of each video, so that users can change the background color from white to black.




See - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Hour , http://www.earthhour.org/Homepage.aspx

Indian hold the largest stock of gold in the world - 18000 Tonnes

India's a key driver of global gold demand Holds (Indians hold 18000 Tonnes of Gold)

(Again Become Sone kee Chidia)

According to World Gold Council - Indian households hold 18000 tonnes of gold (Indian hold the largest stock of gold in the world )

In gold terms, India is a market with significant scale. In 2010, total annual consumer demand reached 963.1 tonnes. As seen in the last decade, Indian demand for gold will be driven by savings and real income levels, not by price.

Ajay Mitra, Managing Director, India and the Middle East, World Gold Council, said: "The rise of India as an economic power will continue to have gold at its heart. India already occupies a unique position in the world gold market and, as private wealth in India surges over the next ten years, so will Indian demand for gold".

At more than 18,000 tonnes, Indian households hold the largest stock of gold in the world.


* Gold purchases in India accounted for 32% of the global total in 2010
* The CMIE forecasts that India's annual real GDP will grow at over 10% from 2010-15, before slowing to an average rate of around 8.4% until 2020
* The vast majority of the Indian population (70%) live in villages, which have traditionally formed the source of more than two thirds of Indian gold demand
* This sector has been growing at less than 1% per annum.

For  Details news see - http://www.commodityonline.com/news/Indian-households-hold-18000-tonnes-of-gold-37849-3-1.html

Narayan-Murthy-Son-Wedding-With-LAxhmi-Venu-Daughter-TVS Motors-Chairman

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Rohan Murthy (Son of N.R. Narayan Murthy) Married with Lakshmi Venu  (Daughter of Mr Venu Srinivasan , TVS Motors Chairman)

The wedding of Ms Lakshmi Venu — daughter of Mr Venu Srinivasan (TVS Motors Chairman) and Ms Mallika Srinivasan (Chairperson of TAFE) — with Mr Rohan Murthy, son of Chief Mentor and Founder of Infosys, Mr N.R. Narayana Murthy, and Ms Sudha Murthy, took place today (On 5th June 2011,Sunday)

Lakshmi Veny currenly holding post - Vice-President, Global Business Development and Strategy, Sundaram Clayton Ltd, which is a part of the TVS group. And Mr Rohan Murthy is a Microsoft Fellow, pursuing a Ph.D. in Computer Science from Harvard University,USA

Venue in Radhakrishnan Salai and the media was kept aside from ceremony
Carnatic vocalists Sudha Raghunathan and Soumya presented devotional songs.

Many VIPs present, Some are -BJP leader, Mr L.K Advani; Mr Anand Sharma, Minister of Commerce; Mr Montek Singh Ahluwalia, Deputy Chairman of the Planning Commission; Mr Vikram Kirloskar, Vice-Chairman Toyota Kirloskar Motor; Ms Kiran Mazumdar Shaw, Chairman and Managing Director of Biocon and Captain Gopinath, founder of Air Deccan,Union Ministers P Chidambaram, Kamal Nath, Anand Sharma and G K Vasan

IK BAAT KAHOO???

IK BAAT KAHOO???

Bay Baat Bigartey Rehtey Ho,
Bay Chain Hamesha Rehtey Ho,
Yeh sab Nishani ISHQ Ki Hai,
Kiya ISHQ Kise Say Kerte Ho?

Kiyoon Ratoon Ko Jagtey Rehtey Ho?
Aur Tarey Bhi Tum Gintey Ho,
Yeh sab Nishani ISHQ Ke Hai,
Kiya ISHQ Kise say Kertey Ho?


Zikar Jo Mera Chalta Hai,
Chehrey ka Rang Badalta Hai,
Bay chain say Tum Ho Jatey Ho,
Kiya ISHQ "MUJH" Hi Say Kertey Ho ?

Quotes

Quotes

One's best success comes after their greatest disappointments."

-- Henry Ward Beecher
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"Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth."
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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If standard of living is your major objective, quality of life almost never improves, but if quality of life is your number one objective, your standard of living almost always improves.
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"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest." Mark Twain
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"Your reputation is in the hands of others. That's what a reputation is. You can't control that. The only thing you can control is your character."Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
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"Nothing great has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe something inside them was superior to circumstances."
--Bruce Barton
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"Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly prized as that of character."
-  Henry Clay
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"Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him." Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
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"Die when I may, I want it said by those who knew me best that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where I thought a flower would grow." Abraham Lincoln
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"Judge of your natural character by what you do in your dreams." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at." Goethe
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"It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart." Anne Frank
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"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experiences of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired and success achieved." Helen Keller
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"Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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That which does not kill me, makes me stronger." A SEAL Team saying,
- By Frederick Nietzsche.

BEAUTIFUL LUV STORY TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE

BEAUTIFUL LUV STORY TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE

There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.

Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...

Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.

Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company .

You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walk ing to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still
drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents.

With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them  to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car,
condo, etc. He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as
ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her...

Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you wa nt them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, when shw will die.

Who is Warren Buffet ?

Who is Warren Buffet ?

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:


1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!


2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.


3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.


4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.


5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.


6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals


for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any


of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.


7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.


8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.


9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember:


A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things

family problem [humour]

family problem [ Time Pass humour]

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage.

I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems..

Quotes for Perseverance

 Perseverance

"On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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"In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins- not through strength but by perseverance." - H. Jackson Brown
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"People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to." -  George E. Allen
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"Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little." Plutarch
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"Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another." Walter Elliott
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"It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it." John Wooden
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"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all."  - Dale Carnegie
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"All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a third, and perhaps a fourth step in a continuous line. Many a man has taken the first step. With every additional step you enhance immensely the value of your first." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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"Consider the postage stamp; its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it gets there." Josh Billings
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"Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal; While others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before." - Herodotus
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"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.

7 Secrets of Success..

7 Secrets of Success..

Roof said: Aim High


Fan said: Be Cool


Clock said: Every minute is precious


Mirror said: Reflect before you act


Window said: See the World


Calendar said: Be up-to-date


Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals

SMUGGLER SARDAR JI

SMUGGLER SARDAR JI

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
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Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
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A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?'
'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
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Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for
three years.
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Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

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Funny Interview in a Software Company

Interview in a Software Company : What a Fun

One of the best interviews!!!


Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
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Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.
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Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
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Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.
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Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!
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Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.
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Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

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Good One Liners Joke/Humour/Fun

Good One Liners Joke/Humour/Fun

He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.
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If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either.
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A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.
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Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools
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There is a guaranteed way to get what you want... want less
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker
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All men are different, but husbands are all alike
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I am not single, I'm romantically challenged
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On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal
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Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
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We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have
done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing
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National Debt: When everyone exceeds their charge card limits
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else
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Hard work must have killed someone!
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
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I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice
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Freedom of speech is wonderful, it's right up there with the freedom not to listen
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage
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Integrity is like oxygen - the higher you go, the less there is of it.

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White Hair

White Hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.



She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"


Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."


The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"

quotes that cud motivate u

Some quotes that cud motivate u !!! Gud day !!!

Plan your work and work your plan.

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I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.
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You can learn new things at any time in your life if you're willing to be a beginner. If you actually learn to like being a beginner, the whole world opens up to you.
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There are two primary choices in life to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.
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Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
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The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
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You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.
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Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. -
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Your most valuable asset can be your willingness to persist longer than anyone else.
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Destiny is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for it is a thing to be achieved.
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To achieve something you've never achieved before, you must become someone you've never been before.
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The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do.
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The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much.
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I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within.
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I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.
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It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
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Not doing more than average is what keeps the average down.
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Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
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Anger blows out the candle of the mind.
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Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.
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Time Pass Humour & Jones

Time Pass Humour & Jones

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
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Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !
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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
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Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch hi mil sakda hai.
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Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley.
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139 Rail Sampark

139 Rail Sampark (Indian Railway)

Rail Sampark 139 provides information about passenger trains such as arrival / deparure time, PNR status, tatkal status, fare enquiry, accommodation availability etc.

How to use the SMS service of 139 Rail Sampark

For Train Enquiry -
type TRAIN
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For Train Status Enquiry
type PNR<10 digit PNR Number>
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For Seat Availability -
type  TRAIN
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For Train Fare -
type FARE
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Dial 139 For Any Rail-related Enquiry

101 things to see and do in Mumbai (Bombay)

101 things to see and do in Mumbai (Bombay)

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1 Ride the Gateway ferry
The water’s brackish and there’s roughly one life-belt for every 20 passengers. But don’t let that stop you from taking a joyride on one of the ferries at Apollo Bunder. The 20-minute ride around the harbour is perfectly safe, so long as you don’t lean too far out of the boat.
Gateway of India, Apollo Bunder. Ferries leave roughly every 15 minutes. Rs 50.
Gateway of India Counter Tel.No.2284 1877.
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2 Gape outside Mannat and Jalsa and Galaxy
After a stroll along Bandstand’s promenade, take a long pit stop outside Shah Rukh Khan’s mansion Mannat, where, if you’re lucky, King Khan may emerge from the gate as he’s driven to his next shoot. Meanwhile, Amitabh Bachchan has shifted from his old bungalow Pratiksha to the brand new Jalsa.
Address: Shah Rukh Khan’s Mannat, Band Stand, Bandra (West), Mumbai 400050, India.
Address: Salman Khan 3 Galaxy Apartments BJ Road, Bandra Mumbai 400 050
Address:Amitabh Bachchan Pratiksha, 10th Rd,J.V.P.D. Scheme,Bombay 400049
Jalsa , near St Joseph’s High School, Juhu, Vile Parle (W)  It is said his bungalows, Pratiksha and Jalsa, in Juhu, are together worth a whopping Rs 1,60 crore. Interestingly, Jalsa, his second home, was gifted to him.
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3 Bet on the horses
The Derby is strictly for wannabes. For the real deal, visit the Mahalaxmi Racecourse on a normal raceday – twice to four times a week, depending on the time of year – and put your lot in with the punters of every description who mill about the bookies. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know your Flying Ranee from your Flying Toofan, just go with the favourites.
Royal Western India Turf Club, Mahalaxmi.
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Leave application

Leave application  (Found  Throgh Email Box / Net Surfing)

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...


1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.


2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."


3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."


5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.



SARDAR JOKES

SARDAR JOKE

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
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Sardar declares:
.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . ..
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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
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One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote the conclusion.......
..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Joke

This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and it was sent by an Indian...



Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Someone has stolen our tent".


What it brings out is how we tend to complicate issues and then miss the most obvious things. Too much knowledge is no help unless we have the wisdom to guide it to an effective conclusion.

What is the Third Word : Test Your Knowledge

What is the Third Word : Test Your Knowledge

Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them.



There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have read carefully, I have already told you what third word is.


If u already gave up - send this to your friends the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.

OR See Answer through Comment posted by me.

Hardwork and Luck

Hardwork is like the stairs, luck is like a lift ; Lify may fail sometimes but whatever may be the occassion, stairs will always take you to the TOP

Good To Read : May I know the Time, Please

May I know the Time, Please

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time?
Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.


Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.
Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me.
Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come
again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible
Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and
pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles.
Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a
movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall
in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.


Young Man: Oh Yes! and smiles
Old Man: (Angrily) - Young man, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a Watch.