FORBES LIST OF BILLIONAIRES (M- Power)

Forbes List of Billionaires (M - Power)

1. Carlos Slim Helu & Family
Net Worth - $74 Billion
Title - Chairman Telemax (Country - Mexico)
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2. Bill Gates
Net Worth - $56 Billion

Title - Co. Chairman Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation (Country - USA)
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3. Warren Buffet
Net Worth - $50 Billion
Title - CEO, Berkshire Hathaway (Country - USA)
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The Topmost Indians in Forbs List
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6. Laxmi Niwas Mittal
Net Worth - $ 31.5
Title - Chairman, Arcelor Mittal
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9. Mukesh D. Ambani
 Net Worth - $ 27 Billion
Title - Chairman , Reliance Industries Ltd.
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36. Azim Premji
Net Worth - $ 16.8 Billion
Title - Chairman, Wipro
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42. Sashi & Ravi Ruia
Net Worth - $ 15.8 Billion

Title - Chairman & Vice Chairman, Essar Group
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56. Savitri Jindal & Family
Net Worth - $ 13.2 Billion

Title - Chairperson O.P Jindal Group
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Shanti Sethi - Female Commander US Vessel : USS Decatur

Shanti Sethi ( Female Commander US Vessel)

Shanti Sethi, commander of the USS Decatur, on March 16, 2011 became the first female commander os a United States Vessel to visit India when her ship docked in Chennai.

The port call of USS Decatur, a destroyer armed  with surface-to-air missile anrd anti-submarine rockets, was part of the US effort "to demonstrate commitment to regional partners". It came close on the heels of another visit by a US ship, the USNS Safeguard, which visited Port Blair in January 2011.

Shanti Sethi serving in the US navy since 1994, Sethi took over command of USS Decatur in 2010 and leads a predominantly male crew.

A native of Reno, Nevada, Sethi describes herself as "half Indian" with an American mother. She is Graduated from Norwich University in 1993 with a degree in International Affairs.
Sethi who was deployed in Arabian Gulf in 2001, has also served as a navigator on board USS Hopper.

A much decorated officer, her credits include the Meritorious Service Medal (two awards), Navy Commendation Medal (four awards), the Navy Achievement Medal, and various unit and campaign awards.

Marilyn Monroe Hollywood Bombshell

Legendary Beauty Marilyn Monroe (The Sizzling Diva)

Marilyn Monroe who sets the silver screen on fire in the fifties has been voted the top Hollywood bombshell of all times.

The legendary beauty had classics like "Gentelmen Prefer Blondes", "The Seven Year " and "Some like it Hot" to her creditand  her star quality has got her the top position in a recent poll of screen goddess.

The sizzling diva had died at the age of 36.

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About Marilyn Monroe  -

Born: June 1, 1926 (Los Angeles)
Height: 5 feet, 5½ inches 166.62 (centimeters)

Weight: 118 pounds 53.5 kilograms

Was voted Miss California Artichoke Queen of 1947

Religion - Jewish

Spouse - 1.James Dougherty ( 1942–1946) , 2. Joe DiMaggio (m. 1954–1954),3.Arthur Miller (m. 1956–1961)

GirlFriend Humour

GirlFriend (GF) & Humour

How to Create the Big Doubt in
your Girlfriend's mind

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Simple . . !!!!!
Just Suddenly send her SMS
Saying..
"I Love you too" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awesome Humour - mathematics

Amazing Mathematics :)

Romance Math

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

NOW I THINK U WILL BECAME MASTER OF MATHEMATICS. GOOD LUCK.

Amazing Full forms of Software Companies

Software Companies & Their Amazing Full forms

1. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10.. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. HP : Hen Pecked
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First, and Let them go
16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

How You Read English (Phenomenal Power of Mind)

AMAZING READING (How Brain Read English)

If

you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line.



Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna
raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 57 plepoe
out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the
hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.


Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter
by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe.
Azanmig huh?


yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it

FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT

Extreme Talent - Good Moral (Aladeen Ka Chirag & Wishes)

Extreme Talent - Good Moral (Aladeen Ka Chirag & Wishes)

Junior Software engineer, a senior Software engineer and their Project Manager are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp(Aladeen Ka Chirag) . They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".

So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries."Pfufffff” and he was gone.

Now the Senior Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails. "Pfufffff” and he was also gone.

The Project Manager calmly said,"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 2.00pm"

Moral of the story is: Always allow the bosses to speak first

Love Story : Blind Girl & Her Boy Friend

Love Story : Blind Girl & Her Boy Friend

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´♥` There was a Blind Gal


´♥` WhO Hate Herself


´♥` cOz Of being Blind.


´♥` she Hate every1


´♥` Except her boy friend..


´♥` 1 day de Gal said


´♥` that if she can


´♥` Only c the wOrld


´♥` she will marry her boyfriend,


´♥` One day sOme1


´♥` dOnated eyes On her


´♥` & then she saw Every thing


´♥`including her boy friend ,


´♥` her boyfriend ask her,


´♥` "nOw that u can c ,


´♥` will u Marry Me?",


´♥` the gal was shOcked when


´♥` she saw her boyfriend


´♥` is alsO Blind,


´♥` & she refuse tO Marry him.


´♥` Her boyfriend walk away


´♥` with little smile & said,


´♥` " just take care Of


´♥` my eyes dear.....

India Ranks 5th on Power List : National Security Index

India Ranks 5th on Power List

Says : Latest National Security Index (NSI) Designed by the the country's foremost security & economic experts

India's National Review 2010, which will be officially release by foreign minister S M Krishna on April 19, -

NSI 2010 placed India 5th (Fifth) in the hierarchy of top 50 nations identified on the basis of their GDP.

US Top , China Next(2nd) in the ranking based on Defence, GDP & Tech Capabilities.

Ranking - 1st US , 2nd China , 3rd Japan, 4th Russia, 5th India, 6th South Korea, followed by Norway, Germany, France and the UK.


India ranked - 3rd in the case of population, 4th in terms of defense capabilities,

Only US,China and Russia are ranked higher in defense capabilities.

In economic strength India ranked 7th.

National Security Index is based on - Defense capability, Economic Strength, Population, Technological capabilities.

Time Bound illness : Medical Certificate

Amazing Medical Certificate (Time Bound illness)

Certified that Mr. /Miss _________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as ” Come over weekend..”, ” Let’s work on holiday..”, ” Leave cannot be granted. .” etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Cyba Impatient
Cyba Ki Cyber Clinic

Lalu Yadav , Rabri Devi & Yamraj : Fun - where is Lalu Fan

Lalu Yadav , Rabri Devi & Yamraj : Fun

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).
As she stood in front Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.
 Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he Never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his Entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan".

Girlfriend and Wife : Funny Difference

Girlfriend and Wife : Funny Difference

1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..


2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....

3. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A :  About 45 pounds!!

4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...

5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!...

6. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women...

7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...

8. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?


Magnets have a positive side!....

10. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail

What a Fun

Fun with Moral

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."



The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"


The boy takes the quarters and leaves.


"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"


Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.

Husband & Wife Romance : Before Marriage and After Marriage

Must Read - Husband & Wife Romance : Before Marriage and After Marriage

Before the marriage:



He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up !!!!