Bollywood Actresses in Bikini : Who is the Hottest

Bollywood Actresses in Bikini : Who is the Hottest /Sexiest (Give your openion in Comments section below)

1. Katrina Kaif in Bikini :

2.Shruti Hasan  in Bikini

3. Celina Jetli  in Bikini

4.Priyanka Chopra  in Bikini

5. Priyamani  in Bikini

6. Vidya Balan  in Bikini

7. Deepika Padukon in Bikini

8. Aishwarya Rai in Bikini

Hansika Motwani Biography

Good Humour , Entertainment, Jokes http://7joke.blogspot.com  / /Updated Sarkari Naukri http://sarkari-damad.blogspot.com  / Updated Admission Notice India http://admission-query.blogspot.com  Hansika Motwani Biography

Hansika Motwani (Sindhi)  is an Indian actress born on 9 August 1991 and a former child actress. She has worked in Hindi, Telugu, Kannada and Tamil films.

Her Height. 5' 5" (1.65 m)

Hansika Motwani was born in Mumbai, India. Her father Pradeep Motwani is a businessman, and her mother is Seema Motwani, a dermatologist. Hansika attended Podar  International School, Mumbai and enrolled for BA in political science at Cambridge University, London as correspondence course. Hansika mainly speaks Telugu, Marathi, Bengali, English, Hindi and Tulu, although her native tongue is Sindhi. She is learning Tamil as she made debut in the Tamil film industry.

Hansika Motwani started her career as a chil artist in Shakalaka Boom Boom (T.V Serial),it is a story about a boy named Sanju and his magic pencil. And at the same time , she also enacted a child role in the Indian serial Des Mein Nikla Hoga Chaand, for which she received the Favorite Child Award at the Star Parivaar Awards. She also appeared as one of the children in Koi Mil Gaya with Preity Zinta and Hrithik Roshan.

Hansika made her debut in a lead role in Puri Jagannadh's Telugu film, Desamuduru, starring opposite Allu Arjun. The film was about a crime reporter who falls in love with a sanyasini, played by Hansika.

Hansika made her debut as a leading actress in Bollywood with Himesh Reshammiya in Aap Kaa Surroor – The Real Luv Story. She played the role of Himesh Reshammiya's lover Ria. The film was released on 29 June 2007 and was a moderate hit. She will also appear in the Hindi film titled He: The Only One, where she will be essaying the role of a killer, hell-bent on taking revenge for her family.

Hansika made her Kannada debut in Bindaas with Puneet Rajkumar. The film was released on 15 February 2008. She paired with Jr. NTR in the film Kantri, which was released in May 2008. The film was a moderate hit. She made her Tamil film debut in the 2011 film Mappillai opposite Dhanush, following which her next Tamil film. Engeyum Kadhal opposite Jayam Ravi released. She is currently working on two more Tamil projects Velayudham opposite Vijay and Oru Kal Oru Kannadi opposite Udhayanidhi Stalin

Her Movies/Role/Performance :

Year Title Role Language Notes
2003 Escape from Taliban Guncha Hindi Child artist
2003 Hawa Sanjana's daughter Hindi Child artist
2003 Koi... Mil Gaya Priya Six Hindi Child artist
2003 Aabra Ka Daabra Pinky Hindi Child artist
2004 Jaago Shruti Hindi Child artist
2004 Hum Kaun Hai Sara Williams Hindi Child artist (Kointha)

2007 Desamuduru Vaishali Telugu Winner, Filmfare Best Female Debut (South)

2007 Aap Ka Surroor Ria Hindi Nominated, Filmfare Best Female Debut Award
2008 Bindaas Preethi Kannada
2008 Kantri Varalakshmi Telugu
2008 Money Hai Toh Honey Hai Ashima Kapoor Hindi
2009 Maska Meenu Telugu
2009 Billa Priya Telugu Cameo role
2009 Jayeebhava Anjali Narasimha Telugu

2010 Seetharamula Kalyanam Nandhini Telugu

2011 Mappillai Gayathri Tamil

2011 Engeyum Kaadhal Kayalvizhi Rajasekhar (Lolita) Tamil

2011 Kandireega Sruthi Telugu
2011 Velayudham Vaidehi Tamil Releasing on August 31
2011 Oru Kal Oru Kannadi Meera Tamil Filming
2011 Oh My Friend Telugu Filming
2011 He - The Only One Hindi Delayed

Hansika also appeared in quite a few advertisement campaigns too with some of the well known brands like Pepsi, Bournvita and Samsung Electronics. The Hyundai Santro ad campaign, in which she teamed up with the legendary Bollywood actor Shahrukh Khan, was turning point in her life. Well before appearing in the big screen her appearances in the soap operas and the commercial ads made Hansika a well known household name in India. Hansika Motwani is currently acting in the movie "He - The Only One"

A Marriage Prposal in Mathematics

A Marriage Prposal in Mathematics

007/Cubic Road

Mathematics

Dear Mr. Algebra,
I'm asking your opinion about the marriage of my son Mr Zero to your daughter Miss Infinity.

I've already consulted Mr Calculus about this marriage.

He says that their stars promise a happy and prosperous married life. You know Infinity in associaton with Zero becomes infinity.
This indicates the love they have for each oter.

My son Mr Zero is very popular among students because he is claimed by the majority of them in various examination as their "hero".
As regards your daughter, she is so deeeply in love with my son whatever be added or subtracted from her she remains unchanged.

After consulting Mr Formula and Pandit logarithm then you may fix the date of the marriage.
My son is confined that you will accept our proposal, you can also consult uncle Statistics and aunt Dynamics.
Alfa, Beta, Theta and Sigma are expected to come for the marrage party.

Please convey my regard to your Sister, Miss Geometry.

Your reply is anxiously awaited...

Yours Faithfully
Trignometry

Studious - Too Much Study in Nights

Reall Funny : Studious - Too Much Study in Nights

During work, John and William were chatting...

John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.


William: Oh! John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?


William: No John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion took place:


John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas? William: No John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this. The next day, once again...


John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?


William: No John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, William got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is George Hunt?

John: No, William: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!

Do not stay late night in office

Do not stay late night in office

It's half past 8 in the office

but the lights are still on...

PCs still running,

coffee machines still buzzing...

and who's at work?

Most of them???

Take a closer look...

All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race...

Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...

and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!

Any guesses???

Let's ask one of them...

Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home... here we get to

surf, AC, phone, food, coffee ?

thats is why I am working late... importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the scene in most research centres and software companies and other

off-shore offices. Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office

just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...

Now what r the consequences... read on?

"Working"(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute

or company culture. With bosses more than eager to provide support to those

"working" late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course

good feedback,(oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).

They aren't helping things too...

To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!!

Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.

So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family...

office is no longer a priority, family is... and that's when the problem starts...

because u start having commitments at home too.

For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become a "early

leaver" even if u leave an hour after regulartime... after doing the same

amount of work. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day

are labeled as work-shirkers...

Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labeled as "not up to it".

All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not

realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never

realize that they wuld have to regret at one point of time .

So what's the moral of the story??

 Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!

o Never put in extra time " *unless really needed *"


o  Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.

There are hundred other things to do in the evening..

Learn music... Learn a foreign language... try a sport...

TT, cricket.........importantly Get a boy/girl friend take him/her around town...

And for heaven's sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time

low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.

Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: "Life's calling, where are you?"

Please pass on this message to all those colleagues....

And please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!

Advice for Free .For Men and For Women ONLY

Advice for Free .For Men and For Women ONLY

Enjoy the guru-mantras…

For Men:

Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma’s cooking with your wife’s! There is no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your mom’s cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of
experience….don’t expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to compare
your earning capacity with her dad’s!!! So shshshhhhh….!!!

Rule.No.2: Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your
engagement period. If ever you do, please follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15 minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare you forget her birthday post -
marriage, even after you are given the broadest of hints by her! Remember expectations always double…
ever heard of them being halved ???

Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies
and Archies gift cards for? Don’t sit there like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of
course she will do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!


Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a
strict NO-NO !! You got into it with your eyes wide open, brimming with enthusiasm !! No one ever pushed
you into it! So why this drama now!


Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!! Consult your parents for advice but realize that you are grown up enough to lead your life! Respect your partner’s views at all times!
Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life with you!!

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For Women

1. Don’t expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser the disappointments.
2. Don’t ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a day when there is an interesting match going on.


REMEMBER SPORTS is more important to him than anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils your
life…!

3. Over Emotions, Sentiments… Woha… What are these? Tears are not going to give any results either.
It’s just a temp. attention tht u get. No one likes Cry Babies m Whining Wifes.

4. Never dare to cross with his mother. Even if he says "My Mom’s cooking is the best. U are nothing in
front of her." take it easily with a smile. Tell him tht u are learning from his mother and will try to do
it better. U are not gonna lose anything!

5. Try to know his friends and understand that they are also part of his world. Allow him to spend few
weekends or occasional night out parties with his friends. But at the same time make sure that u get u r
due importance! It must not be that he roams around with his friends forgetting that you exist at home.

6. Don’t start fighting for silly things. Forgetting birthdays and Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men
are not blessed with infinite and non-volatile RAM for storing everything in main memory. If you are very
particular about present gifts n parties on u r birthdays n anniversaries, make sure u remind them
well in advance by some means (I know it sounds stupid. But if u are so particular, Do it for u r own
good)

7. Take him for your shopping only if he’s interested. If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree
purchase, Better go with your friends/go alone. He is better at office/home watching anything.

8. Give him importance always. Show due care and affection. That’s the only way to win a guy’s mind

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Tallest Couple (Husband Wife) of World is from India

Tallest Couple (Husband Wife) of World is from India

Sharad Kulkarni 7ft2 (218cm) Sanjot Kulkarni 6ft4 (193cm) and there very tall daughters may very soon became tallest family of World also.

There baby's when born are also tallest baby of the World at birth time.

Their children ( daughter stands 6 feet tall at age 15 and another daughter stands 5 feet 4 inches at age 8) There daughters were the tallest babies in the world at birth.

There one daughter Mrugha Kulkarni is about 6 feet 2 inches.

At the time of marriage Mr. Kulkarni has found dificulties in finding his life partner. And with the help of his friend, Who suggest to see a girl which may be tall enough to become her life partner.

And according to Mr. Sharad Kulkarni, When she stand and come infront of him, he decide without looking her face to select her as life partner.

Mr. Kulkarni and Ms.Kulkarni would feel embarrashed while walking on the streets when everybody staring at them and gave surpise look. Mr.Kulkarni would have to buy he's large shoes from LONDON, since they were  unable to found it in India. And another funny thing is that he can't wear jeans because no size would match him. They are having problem in travelling local trains, Auto Taxies.

See there Video (Shabash Program of India) :

New Humour Shole Basanti Dharmendar Amitabh Mausi in Infosys

New Humour Shole Basanti Dharmendar Amitabh Mausi in Infosys

Basanti ki Shadi , Mausi & Infosys Employee

Amitabh : Mausi ladka "Infosys" mein kaam karta hai…

Mausi : Hai raam…
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Amitabh : Aajkal allocated bhi hai…
Mausi : To kya kabhi unallocated ( i.e. bench pe) bhi rahta hai????

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Amitabh : Ab C rating waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi …
Mausi : To kya C rating bhi aati hai uski????

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Amitabh : Project manager se ladaai karne ke baad A ya uske upar ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi…

Mausi : To kya ladaaku bhi hai????

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Amitabh : Ab onsite jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi-kabhi anban …

Mausi : To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa aaj tak????

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Amitabh : Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi…

Mausi : To kya ladka civil engineer hai???? Engineering kaun se college se kiya hai????

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Amitabh : Bas uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!!!!

Amitabh : To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi ??

Mausi : Bhale hi hamaari Basanti call center waale se shaadi kar le, par Infosys waale se kabhi nahin karegi…

Goood Humour Equations:

Humour Equations:

1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
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2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
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3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
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4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
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5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
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6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
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7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol
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8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.
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9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
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10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
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11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
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12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
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13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
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14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
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15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
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16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred

Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film

17.... This one is the best of all..........

Engineer + No Work = Forward this message :D

You Can Win with 3 Things

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruits.

-- Kahlil Gibran
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Happiness is NOT something you find,
It's something you create.
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Nothing is this world is IMPOSSIBLE as
the word is "I M POSSIBLE ..."

SMUGGLER SARDAR JI

SMUGGLER SARDAR JI

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
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Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
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A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?'
'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
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Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for
three years.
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Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

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Funny Interview in a Software Company

Interview in a Software Company : What a Fun

One of the best interviews!!!


Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
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Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.
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Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
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Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.
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Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!
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Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.
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Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

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Good One Liners Joke/Humour/Fun

Good One Liners Joke/Humour/Fun

He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.
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If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either.
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A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.
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Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools
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There is a guaranteed way to get what you want... want less
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker
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All men are different, but husbands are all alike
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I am not single, I'm romantically challenged
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On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal
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Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
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We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have
done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing
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National Debt: When everyone exceeds their charge card limits
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else
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Hard work must have killed someone!
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
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I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice
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Freedom of speech is wonderful, it's right up there with the freedom not to listen
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage
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Integrity is like oxygen - the higher you go, the less there is of it.

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White Hair

White Hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.



She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"


Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."


The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"

What is the Third Word : Test Your Knowledge

What is the Third Word : Test Your Knowledge

Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them.



There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have read carefully, I have already told you what third word is.


If u already gave up - send this to your friends the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.

OR See Answer through Comment posted by me.

Hardwork and Luck

Hardwork is like the stairs, luck is like a lift ; Lify may fail sometimes but whatever may be the occassion, stairs will always take you to the TOP

Lalu Yadav , Rabri Devi & Yamraj : Fun - where is Lalu Fan

Lalu Yadav , Rabri Devi & Yamraj : Fun

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).
As she stood in front Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks.
 Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he Never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his Entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan".

Great Sardar Jokes/Fun/Amusement

Great Sardar Jokes

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!



Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.


Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.


Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Sardar: An old king's skeleton.


Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?


Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


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Sardar declares:


.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .


.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . ..
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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away


Sardar ran to catch the donkey.


He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.


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Santa went to Mysore palace.


Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair


Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,


He wanted to save money so what did he do?


Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
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One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?


Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?


Sardar: Apple


Teacher: Jor se bolo?


Sardar: Jay mata di.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.


Sir: Y r u fighting?


1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,


Sir: So what?


1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.


He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.


He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote the conclusion.......


..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"


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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.


Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.


Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.


Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?


Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.


Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.


Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?


Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.


Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.


Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..


Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Difference between James Bond and Bond

Joke/Fun on James Bond

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.



Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"


James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond."


Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...


Siva Rao...


Samba Siva Rao...


Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."


Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"