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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Amazing Marriage : Tall Sophie Dahl with Short Jamie Cullum

Amazing Couple - Sophie Dahl & Jamie Cullum

Who is Sophie Dahl -
Born  - Sophie Holloway, 15 September 1977 (1977-09-15) (age 34), London, England
Spouse(s) Jamie Cullum (married 2010-present)
Height 1.80 m (5 ft 11 in)
Eye colour Blue
Hair colour Blonde

Sophie Dahl (born 15 September 1977), born Sophie Holloway, is an English author and former model. She was born in London, the daughter of actor Julian Holloway and writer Tessa Dahl. Her maternal grandparents were author Roald Dahl and actress Patricia Neal. Her paternal grandparents were actor Stanley Holloway and actress and chorus dancer Violet Lane. She was the inspiration for Sophie, the main character in her maternal grandfather's book The BFG.

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Who is Jamie Cullum -
Born 20 August 1979 (1979-08-20) (age 32), Rochford, Essex, England, UK ,
Genres : Crossover jazz, power pop, blue-eyed soul
Occupations : Musician, songwriter
Instruments : Vocals, piano, keyboards, guitar, bass, drums
Labels : UCJ, Candid, Decca, Verve (US), Verve Forecast (US), Deckdisc (BR)

Cullum was born in Rochford, Essex. He was brought up in Hullavington, Wiltshire.
His mother, Yvonne, is a secretary of Anglo-Burmese origin, whose family settled in North England after Burma's independence; his father, John Cullum, worked in finance. His paternal grandfather was a British Army officer, while his paternal grandmother was a Jewish refugee from Prussia who sang in Berlin nightclubs.
Cullum was educated at the independent Grittleton House School and the sixth form at Sheldon School, a comprehensive school. He then went on to study English Literature and Film Studies at Reading University, where he graduated with First Class Honours.





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What is interesting -
Sophie Dahl is very tall to her husband Jamie Cullum and therefore having a hight difference is high.
And 2 years older than her hubby Jamie Cullum, while in normal cases husband is taller and older then his wife.They have a baby girl child , name 'Lyra'born on 2 March 2011
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More information about - Sophie Dahl :-
Discovery and modelling careerDahl attended Millfield Preparatory School, Millfield School and Bedales School, and was discovered by Isabella Blow, a Vogue stylist. Blow referred Dahl to Sarah Doukas of the Storm Model Agency in London. She was able to succeed as a model in the 'mainstream' market, despite being heavy enough to be considered a 'Plus-size' model. Dahl appeared in campaigns for Versace, Alexander McQueen, Patrick Cox, Pringle, Godiva, Banana Republic, and The Gap, amongst others. She was featured prominently in many large-circulation magazines, including Elle, Harper's Bazaar, Marie Claire and the British, Italian and American versions of Vogue. Dahl worked with several well-known photographers, including Richard Avedon, David Bailey, Peter Lindbergh, Bruce Weber and Steven Meisel. She appeared in several high-fashion editorials for magazines such as Harpers Bazaar, Elle, Visionaire, and W, and was featured on the covers of British and Italian Vogue. In 2000, Dahl achieved a degree of notoriety when Tom Ford and Steven Meisel cast her in an advertisement for the Yves Saint-Laurent perfume brand Opium. The ad featured a photograph of her posing nude on black satin. It was removed from UK billboards after complaints were made to the Advertising Standards Authority.

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Writing -
She is currently a regular columnist for British Vogue (winning a Jasmine Award for her column) and Waitrose Kitchen and has contributed to, amongst others, The Saturday Times Magazine, The Daily Telegraph and American edition of Vogue.


In 2003 Dahl published her first book, an illustrated novella and Times bestseller, The Man with the Dancing Eyes. After this she began writing regularly for publications such as American Vogue, The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Observer and the Saturday Times. From 2005 Dahl was a contributing editor and regular columnist at Men's Vogue, prior to its closure in 2008. Dahl is the author of three books: The Man With the Dancing Eyes (2003), Playing with the Grown-Ups (2008) and a cook book, Miss Dahl's Voluptuous Delights (2009). She was a contributor to an anthology, Truth or Dare'' edited by Justine Picardie, which included works by Zoë Heller and William Fiennes. She also provides introductions to the Puffin Classic new edition of The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett, and Virago Press re-issue of Stella Gibbons' 1938 novel Nightingale Wood, which was released in April 2009.

In March and April 2010, her six-part cookery series entitled The Delicious Miss Dahl, which Dahl wrote and presented, was broadcast on BBC 2. She has written and presented a television programme about Isabella Beeton which was transmitted on BBC2 on 29 September 2011.

Dahl's fourth book From Season To Season, which takes a gastronomic journey through the seasons, was published by Harper Collins in September 2011.
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Family history and personal life : -
Dahl is a patron of the Roald Dahl Museum and Story Centre in Great Missenden, Buckinghamshire, and supports the charities The Place2be, First Story, GOSH, NSPCC, RSPCA & Break Through Breast Cancer.

She is distantly related to Oliver Percy Bernard, an English architect and scenic designer as her paternal grandfather Stanley Holloway and Bernard were cousins. Oliver's father Charles Bernard (1830–1894), was a notable Shakespearian actor and theatre manager in the mid-19th century and was a brother to her maternal great-great-grandmother.She was also a distant relative of the British journalist Jeffrey Bernard and the poet Oliver Bernard as they were the sons of Oliver Percy Bernard.

On 9 January 2010 she married singer Jamie Cullum.On 2 March 2011, Dahl and Cullum had their first child, a baby girl named Lyra
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More information about : Jamie Cullum
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Musical career
With only £48 to produce it, Cullum released his first album, Jamie Cullum Trio—Heard it All Before, in 1999, of which 500 copies were made.Due to their rarity, original copies have sold for as much as £600 on eBay. The success of Heard it All Before resulted in Cullum being invited to appear on Geoff Gascoyne's album Songs of the Summer.


After graduating from Reading University, Cullum released his best-selling album, Pointless Nostalgic, which stirred interest from Michael Parkinson and Melvyn Bragg.

Just after Cullum made his first television appearance, on Parkinson in April 2003, he signed a £1m contract for three albums with Universal, who beat Sony in a bidding war. Cullum's second studio album, Twentysomething, released in October 2003, went platinum and became the No. 1 selling studio album by a jazz artist in the United Kingdom. Cullum ended 2003 as the UK's biggest selling jazz artist of all time.

Although primarily a jazz musician, he performs in a wide range of styles and is generally regarded as a "crossover" artist with his musical roots firmly based in jazz. Cullum draws his inspiration from many different musicians and listens to an eclectic mix of music from Miles Davis to Tom Waits and many more. Cullum has belonged to several bands, ranging from banging drums in a hip hop group to playing guitar in rock bands such as Raw Sausage and The Mystery Machine, in his teenage youth. Cullum names his elder brother, Ben Cullum, as his biggest musical influence, and the two continue to collaborate extensively.

Cullum is well known not only for his abilities on the piano, but also for his style and charisma[citation needed]. One of the many things that features in Cullum's concerts is the Stomp box (not to be confused with an effect pedal for guitars), made from a small wooden block. The stompbox is used to amplify a musician's tapping foot. Cullum found this in Melbourne, Australia and uses it to enhance upbeat and fast-paced songs such as "Seven Nation Army", originally by The White Stripes and "Gold Digger", originally by Kanye West. He is also often found using a looping machine. This plays a heavy part in Cullum's versions of "Seven Nation Army" and "Teardrop" by Massive Attack. Cullum is also often found beatboxing at most gigs.

As well as The White Stripes and Kanye West, Cullum has performed work by Massive Attack, Pharell, Rihanna, Pussycat Dolls, Radiohead, Gnarls Barkley, Elton John, Justin Timberlake, John Legend, Joy Division, Lady Gaga and many others. He has also performed with Kylie Minogue, Sugababes, Will.i.am, Burt Bacharach and The Heritage Orchestra.

Cullum never works to a set list and on average his gigs last just over two hours. The gigs are largely improvised, rooted in jazz but not solely consisting of jazz music.

Cullum has played at many large music festivals, including Glastonbury Festival (in 2004 and 2009), New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival (in 2005), Coachella 2005, 2006 South by Southwest, North Sea Jazz Festival, the Hollywood Bowl (performing with the Count Basie Orchestra) and the 2006 Playboy Jazz Festival. On 30 April 2006 Cullum played his biggest ever crowd on Queensday in the Netherlands.

Pointless NostalgicPointless Nostalgic began life as a self-funded project and eventually got taken on by Candid Records, featuring a mix of standards, originals and contemporary covers. It was recorded in Spring 2001 at Clown's Pocket Studios, Bexley, by Derek Nash and co-produced by Geoff Gascoyne.

On the album Cullum created covers of old classics with new arrangements of Warren and Burke's "Devil May Care", Thelonious Monk's "Well You Needn't" and Gershwin's "It Ain't Necessarily So".

TwentysomethingRecorded at London's Mayfair Studio and released 20 October 2003, Twentysomething contains a mix of jazz standards, contemporary tunes and ballads.


Due to the acoustic nature of the music, producer Stewart Levine chose to record and mix Twentysomething entirely on analogue tape. Since the album was recorded almost entirely "live" with no need to correct or improve performances, Levine saw no need for the infinite amount of tracks and computerised digital recording.

The album includes jazz standards "What a Diff'rence a Day Made", "Singin' in the Rain", and Cole Porter's "I Get a Kick out of You", modern takes on My Fair Lady's "I Could Have Danced All Night", Jeff Buckley’s "Lover, You Should Have Come Over", and Jimi Hendrix's "The Wind Cries Mary", as well as new tracks written by Cullum and his brother Ben, including the first single from the album "All At Sea" and the title track "Twentysomething".

Catching TalesCullum's third major label album, also produced by Stewart Levine, entitled Catching Tales, was released on 26 September 2005, in the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, and two weeks later in the United States, on 11 October. The American and French versions of Catching Tales do not include the track "Fascinating Rhythm", which appears on the European version. The first single released from the album, in the United Kingdom, was "Get Your Way", a collaboration with Dan The Automator which used a sample from the Thad Jones song "Get Out Of My Life, Woman". The second single released, in the United Kingdom and the Netherlands, was "Mind Trick", written by Cullum and his brother Ben. The third single from the album was the self-penned track "Photograph", which Cullum said was written on New Years Day 2005 after he found a box of old photographs at his parents house.

A special edition version of Catching Tales was released in Europe, featuring a 20-minute documentary, including behind the scenes footage of Jamie recording the album and on the road footage, from across Europe. Catching Tales has also been released on double vinyl, as was the first single, "Get Your Way". A limited edition version of the "Get Your Way" single was released on red vinyl.

Cullum collaborated with Pharrell Williams. They recorded various songs together and it was thought that the track titled "Wifey" would make an appearance on Catching Tales, but this was prevented by legal and contractual problems. Cullum's vocals finally featured on Pharrell's debut solo album, on a track titled "You Can Do It Too", though Cullum is not credited as a featured artist.

Cullum toured in support of Catching Tales from the end of October 2005 to December 2006.

The PursuitOn 4 June 2009, Cullum announced the title of his fourth studio album, The Pursuit. The album, which was released on 10 November 2009, is produced by Greg Wells, and the first single is "I'm All Over It", written by Deacon Blue frontman, Ricky Ross. The album was recorded at a Los Angeles studio, using songs that Cullum originally recorded at his Shepherd's Bush recording studio, Terrified Studios.

The Pursuit was recorded in a variety of places; Jamie's kitchen, a studio in L.A. and "Terrifed Studios" (Jamie's own in Shepherd's Bush). Various musicians were also used in the recording process. Songs recorded in L.A. mostly used session musicians and sees Greg Wells and Cullum play various instrument including drums and bass. "Don't Stop The Music", the second single from the album (released as a download only in January 2010)[11] was recorded with Chris Hill and Brad Webb.

[edit] Forthcoming AlbumOn Tuesday 18 October 2011, at the 'Q The Music' concert at the HMV Forum, Kentish Town, London, Jamie Cullum announced a forthcoming album, that is due to be released in early 2012.
Other band membersFrom 2003 to 2008 Cullum played consistently with Geoff Gascoyne on bass, and Sebastiaan de Krom on drums. From 2003 until 2004 the trio was joined by Ben Castle on saxophone, John Hoare on trumpet, Barnaby Dickinson on trombone and Malcolm MacFarlane on guitar.

Sam Wedgwood (guitarist, bassist and trumpeter) later joined Cullum, on tour, for a little over a year. At the end of 2005 Cullum was joined by Tom Richards (saxophonist, occasional guitarist and percussion). Soon after that Sam Wedgwood left to pursue his own solo musical career. At the beginning of 2006 Rory Simmons (trumpeter and guitarist) joined the band as a replacement, bringing the total number of band members (including Cullum himself) to five.

In late 2009 Cullum replaced Geoff Gascoyne (bass) and Sebastiaan de Krom (drums) with Chris Hill (bass) and Brad Webb.

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Awards : -
The British Jazz Awards first recognised Cullum's growing success by awarding him the "Rising Star" award, at the 2003 ceremony in July. At the 2004 BRIT Awards, Cullum was nominated in the "British Breakthrough Act" category. He performed live in the ceremony at Earl's Court, a duet with Katie Melua of The Cure's "The Lovecats". In the 2005 BRIT Awards, Cullum was nominated for two awards: "Best Male Artist" and "Best Live Act". In 2005 Cullum was nominated for a Grammy while taking BBC Radio 2 "Artist of the Year" honours at the BBC Jazz Awards (as voted for by listeners of Radio 2). In 2007 Cullum won the Ronnie Scotts Jazz Award for "Best British Male". He was also nominated for a Golden Globe Award for Best Original Song for his composition, "Gran Torino".

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Personal life : -
Cullum married British food writer and former model Sophie Dahl in a private ceremony at Westminster Abbey in England on 9 January 2010. On 11 September 2010, the couple confirmed that they were expecting a child. Their daughter, Lyra, was born on 2 March 2011
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Monday, May 2, 2011

SMUGGLER SARDAR JI

SMUGGLER SARDAR JI

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
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Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
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A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?'
'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
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Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for
three years.
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Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

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Funny Interview in a Software Company

Interview in a Software Company : What a Fun

One of the best interviews!!!


Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am SAMEER GUPTA. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.
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Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.
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Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.
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Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.
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Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!
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Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.
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Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

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Good One Liners Joke/Humour/Fun

Good One Liners Joke/Humour/Fun

He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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Teaching is the greatest act of optimism.
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If money won't make you happy, you won't like poverty either.

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A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.
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Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools
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There is a guaranteed way to get what you want... want less
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker
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All men are different, but husbands are all alike
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I am not single, I'm romantically challenged
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On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal
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Make crime pay, become a lawyer.

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We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have
done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing
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National Debt: When everyone exceeds their charge card limits
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else
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Hard work must have killed someone!
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
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I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice
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Freedom of speech is wonderful, it's right up there with the freedom not to listen

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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage
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Integrity is like oxygen - the higher you go, the less there is of it.

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White Hair

White Hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.



She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"


Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."


The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Then why are ALL of grandma's hairs white?"

Sunday, May 1, 2011

What is the Third Word : Test Your Knowledge

What is the Third Word : Test Your Knowledge

Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them.



There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have read carefully, I have already told you what third word is.


If u already gave up - send this to your friends the answer will pop up on the screen automatically.

OR See Answer through Comment posted by me.

Hardwork and Luck

Hardwork is like the stairs, luck is like a lift ; Lify may fail sometimes but whatever may be the occassion, stairs will always take you to the TOP

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Great Sardar Jokes/Fun/Amusement

Great Sardar Jokes


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!



Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.


Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.


Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Sardar: An old king's skeleton.


Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?


Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


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Sardar declares:


.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .


.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . ..
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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away


Sardar ran to catch the donkey.


He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.


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Santa went to Mysore palace.


Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair


Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,


He wanted to save money so what did he do?


Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
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One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?


Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?


Sardar: Apple


Teacher: Jor se bolo?


Sardar: Jay mata di.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.


Sir: Y r u fighting?


1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,


Sir: So what?


1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.


He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.


He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote the conclusion.......


..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"


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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.


Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.


Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.


Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?


Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.


Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.


Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?


Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.


Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.


Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..


Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.