Great Sardar Jokes/Fun/Amusement

Great Sardar Jokes

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!



Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Sardar: U cheated me.


Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.


Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Sardar: An old king's skeleton.


Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?


Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


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Sardar declares:


.... . . I will never marry in my life &. . .


.. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . ..
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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away


Sardar ran to catch the donkey.


He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.


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Santa went to Mysore palace.


Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair


Santa - Oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!..
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Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,


He wanted to save money so what did he do?


Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
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One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?


Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?


Sardar: Apple


Teacher: Jor se bolo?


Sardar: Jay mata di.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.


Sir: Y r u fighting?


1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,


Sir: So what?


1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.


He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.


He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....." Finally he wrote the conclusion.......


..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"


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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.


Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.


Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.


Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?


Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.


Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.


Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar: What is the name of your car?


Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.


Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.


Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..


Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Economics: SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM, FASCISM, NAZISM, BUREAUCRATISM

 Cow Economics: SOCIALISM, COMMUNISM, FASCISM, NAZISM, BUREAUCRATISM, TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

SOCIALISM:

You have 2 cows

and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:

You have 2 cows

the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:

You have 2 cows

the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:

You have 2 cows.

The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:

You have 2 cows

the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: (i love this one)

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows

But you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:

You have 5000 cows

None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

AN IRISH FARMER:

You have two cows.

You claim government subsidies for eight cows

Great Buddha - How To Handle Insult With Compassion

Great Buddha - How To Handle Insult With Compassion

The Buddha explained how to handle insult and maintain compassion.




One day Buddha was walking through a village. A very angry and rude young man came up and began insulting him. "You have no right teaching others," he shouted. "You are as stupid as everyone else. You are nothing but a fake."






Buddha was not upset by these insults. Instead he asked the young man "Tell me, if you buy a gift for someone, and that person does not take it, to whom does the gift belong?"






The man was surprised to be asked such a strange question and answered, "It would belong to me, because I bought the gift."






The Buddha smiled and said, "That is correct. And it is exactly the same with your anger. If you become angry with me and I do not get insulted, then the anger falls back on you. You are then the only one who becomes unhappy, not me. All you have done is hurt yourself."






"If you want to stop hurting yourself, you must get rid of your anger and become loving instead. When you hate others, you yourself become unhappy. But when you love others, everyone is happy."






The young man listened closely to these wise words of the Buddha. "You are right, o Enlightened One, "he said. "Please teach me the path of love. I wish to become your follower."






The Buddha answered kindly, "Of course. I teach anyone who truly wants to learn. Come with me."

Difference between James Bond and Bond

Joke/Fun on James Bond

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.



Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"


James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond."


Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...


Siva Rao...


Samba Siva Rao...


Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."


Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says "James Bond"



Great Humours/Jokes/Fun

Great Humours/Jokes/Fun

Plan For Future :



Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.

James : I want 2 b a doctor.

Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.

Asif : I want 2 help Deepa.

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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult to Understand.

3,More Explanation is Needed.

4,Result is always FAIL!
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Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom.

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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and panic is when both are pregnant.

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The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of glance!

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Promotion Funda

Funda To Get Promotion

People who do lots of work...



make lots of mistakes






People who do less work...


make less mistakes






People who do no work...


make no mistakes






People who make no mistakes...


gets promoted






That's why I spend most of my time


sending e-mails & playing games at work


                                   I need a promotion.



Award Wining Joke in Britain(UK)

Award Wining Joke - England

This particular joke won the award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and it was sent by an Indian...



Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.


Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.


"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."


Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."


"What does that tell you?"


Watson ponders for a minute.


"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.


Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.


Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.


Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.


Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"


Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.


"Someone has stolen our tent".


What it brings out is how we tend to complicate issues and then miss the most obvious things. Too much knowledge is no help


unless we have the wisdom to guide it to an effective conclusion.
 
Link to Buy / Purchase Joke Books -
Cheer Up Britain: The Best British Jokes & Cartoons Of The Past 25 Years ,

A National Joke: Popular Comedy and English Cultural Identities

Good Humour - Husband and Wife

Good Humour - Husband and Wife

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer.



The following exchange took place.


The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"


Officer: "You were going at least 75 speed in a 55 zone."


Man: "No sir, I was going 65 km."


Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80 km/p." (The man gave his wife a


dirty look.)


Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "


Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"


Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man


gave his wife another dirty look.)


Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."


Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."


Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."


The ! man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"


The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk


to you this way all the time?"


The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

Amazing Historical Facts of America (USA) Abraham Lincoln & John F. Kennedy

Amazing Historical Facts of America (USA) - Connection / Relation between Abraham Lincoln & John F. Kennedy

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.


John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.






Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.


John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.






Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.


Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.






Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.


Both Presidents were shot in the head.






Now it gets really weird.





Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.


Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.






Both were assassinated by Southerners.


Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.






Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.


Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.






John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.






Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.






Both assassins were known by their three names.


Both names are composed of fifteen letters.






Now hang on to your seat.






Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'


Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'






Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.






Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.






And here's the kicker...






A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland


A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.






Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

Beautiful Girl, Restaurant, Kiss in C Program : Amazing Humour

Amazing Humour : C Prgramming to propose a Beautiful Girl

C Program to Propose a girl*/



#include


#include


#define Cute beautiful_lady






main()


{


goto college;


scanf("100%",&a mp;ladies);






if(lady ==Cute)


line++;


while( !reply )


{






printf("I Love U");






scanf("100%",&a mp;reply);






}






if(reply == "GAALI")


main(); /* go back and repeat the process */






else if(reply == "SANDAL ")


exit(1);














else if(reply == "I Love U")


{


lover =Cute ;


love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lov er));


}


goto restaurant;


restaurant:{


food++;


smile++;


pay->money = lover->money;


return(college);


}


if(time==2.30)


goto cinema;


cinema:


{


watch++;


if(intermission){


coke++;


Popecorn++;}


}


if(time ==6.00)


goto park;


park:


{


for(time=6.30;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)


kiss = kiss+1;


}


free(lover);


return(home);






}

Shiv Khera Winners dont't do different things They do things differently

Shiv Khera Winners dont't do different things.

They do things differently

From washing cars and selling life insurance in the USA 30 years ago, Shiv Khera has come a long way. His multi-million dollar empire was built from scratch with sheer grit and he exemplifies his motivational trademark signature-line: 'Winners don't do different things, they do things differently.' His greatest claim to fame is in his pioneering work in this field, both in the USA and in India .

Shiv Khera talks of his background as the grandson of a man who owned collieries in Dhanbad before they were nationalized. With disarming candor, Khera says that he failed in class ten and barely made it as a commerce graduate.
He talks of his failures, and of the effort that went into his eventual success. He speaks of his struggle to find a footing in Canada and the USA before he met Norman Vincent Peale whose motivational teaching changed his life forever.

Khera's book, You Can Win, an international bestseller, is an intelligently created motivational tool. One cannot but admire a man for walking his talk, for living his lectures, for having been there before acting as a catalyst to show you the way.

He is a celebrity and the adulation that people shower on him is mind-boggling. Qualified Learning Systems, Khera's flagship organization, charges phenomenal amounts of money to conduct corporate workshops and companies willingly pay to hear him speak. ''It is high time that people took a stand,'' says Khera, ''those who are indifferent to injustice are as much to blame as the perpetrators. We have to become responsible, we cannot ignore our neighbor's plight, we must get involved.'' He says that we must make a clear distinction between detached action and indifferent noninvolvement.

He is very firm in his belief that we all need to note our social responsibility alongside our personal duties. Discipline is high on his agenda of self-development, as are self-esteem and a winner's attitude. He gives a comprehensive list of attitudes that winners and losers have.

Examples: 'Winners see the potential; losers see the past.
Winners see the gain; losers see the pain.
The winner is always part of the answer; the loser is always a part of the problem.' Defining the winning edge,
 Khera says: ''In order to get the winning edge, we need to strive for excellence, not perfection.
Striving for perfection is neurotic, striving for excellence is progress.''
His definition of success is: ''Knowing you have done a job well and have achieved your objective. Success is not measured by our position in life but by the obstacles we overcame to get there.
People who have overcome obstacles are more secure than those who have never faced them.''

You Can Win relates an English proverb that says: ''A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.'' Everything is difficult before it becomes easy.
 Shiv Khera is a winner. He has a veritable who's who list of corporate clients including a number of diplomats who swear by his teaching methods.
 He divides his time between workshops in India, Singapore and the USA.

Great Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

Great Chanakya Quote


Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."
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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. ! It will destroy you."
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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."
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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."
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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."
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"Once you start a working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."
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"The fragrance of flowers spreads
only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."
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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."
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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.
For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."
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"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
"Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."

To Buy Books of Chanakya's Neetishashtra , Visit the following link -

Chanakya's Niti Darpan , Mool Chanakya Niti (HINDI) , The chanakya niti of Indira Gandhi

Enjoy : Life Connection

Life Connection

college life is like RELIANCE (kar lo duniya mutti mein)

bachelor life is like airtel (aisi aazadi aur kahan)

after engagement its IDEA (it can change ur life)

marriage life like HUTCH (whereever u go our network follows)

aftr kids its BSNL (all lines in this route r busy,pls try aftr some time)

Really Interesting To Read - Story of Three Monkeys

Really Interesting To Read - Story of Three Monkeys

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.
 The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost
 $ 500.00,

Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper. The owner says well the monkey knows
how to use a computer.

The man then asks about the next monkey and was told that this one cost
$1000.00
 because it can do everything the other monkey can do plus he knows
the Unix operating system.

Naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third monkey to be told that it costs
 $ 20000.00 .

Needles to say this begs the question. What can it do? To which the owner replies: "To be honest I have never seen him do a thing but the other two call him BOSS"

Shiv Khera Winners dont't do different things They do things differently

Shiv Khera Winners dont't do different things.

They do things differently

From washing cars and selling life insurance in the USA 30 years ago, Shiv Khera has come a long way. His multi-million dollar empire was built from scratch with sheer grit and he exemplifies his motivational trademark signature-line: 'Winners don't do different things, they do things differently.' His greatest claim to fame is in his pioneering work in this field, both in the USA and in India . Shiv Khera talks of his background as the grandson of a man who owned collieries in Dhanbad before they were nationalized. With disarming candor, Khera says that he failed in class ten and barely made it as a commerce graduate. He talks of his failures, and of the effort that went into his eventual success. He speaks of his struggle to find a footing in Canada and the USA before he met Norman Vincent Peale whose motivational teaching changed his life forever. Khera's book, You Can Win, an international bestseller, is an intelligently created motivational tool. One cannot but admire a man for walking his talk, for living his lectures, for having been there before acting as a catalyst to show you the way. He is a celebrity and the adulation that people shower on him is mind-boggling. Qualified Learning Systems, Khera's flagship organization, charges phenomenal amounts of money to conduct corporate workshops and companies willingly pay to hear him speak. ''It is high time that people took a stand,'' says Khera, ''those who are indifferent to injustice are as much to blame as the perpetrators. We have to become responsible, we cannot ignore our neighbor's plight, we must get involved.'' He says that we must make a clear distinction between detached action and indifferent noninvolvement. He is very firm in his belief that we all need to note our social responsibility alongside our personal duties. Discipline is high on his agenda of self-development, as are self-esteem and a winner's attitude. He gives a comprehensive list of attitudes that winners and losers have. Examples: 'Winners see the potential; losers see the past. Winners see the gain; losers see the pain. The winner is always part of the answer; the loser is always a part of the problem.' Defining the winning edge, Khera says: ''In order to get the winning edge, we need to strive for excellence, not perfection. Striving for perfection is neurotic, striving for excellence is progress.'' His definition of success is: ''Knowing you have done a job well and have achieved your objective. Success is not measured by our position in life but by the obstacles we overcame to get there. People who have overcome obstacles are more secure than those who have never faced them.'' You Can Win relates an English proverb that says: ''A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.'' Everything is difficult before it becomes easy. Shiv Khera is a winner. He has a veritable who's who list of corporate clients including a number of diplomats who swear by his teaching methods. He divides his time between workshops in India, Singapore and the USA.

What Is ICE ?

What Is ICE ?......Most Important for Your Life

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as "ICE." For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference! Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today! Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about this It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest .

A Story that touches your Heart

A Story that touches your Heart

A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought a war. He called his parents enroute to let them in on the news of his return "Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me." "Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."

"There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."

"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."
"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."

"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."

At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the police of a distant city. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide. The grief-stricken parents flew to that town and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg.

Are not the parents in this story like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are.

General Knowledge Question Bank for Central Bank & United Bank of India

General Knowledge Question Bank for Central Bank & United Bank of India
(To be held on 23/11/2008 & 21/12/2008)

Books & Writer
The Search for Al-Qaeda - Bruce RiedelStuffed and Served : What lies behind the world food crisis - Raj Patel
The Duel: Pakistan on the flight path of American power - Tariq Ali
The Immigrant - Manju KapurEast of the Sun - Julia GregsonThe Zoya factor - Anuja ChauhanA Blue Hand - The beats in India - Deborah Baker
India on Television: How satellite news channels have changed the way we think and act - Nalin Mehta

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The amount of bailout package announced by the US govt for AIG (America International Group) - $85 bn ( borrowing from US Fedral Reserves )
The veteran cricketer who has been decorated with the rank of honorary Lieutenant Colonel in the Territorial Army - Kapil DevAccording to Transparency International , the least corrupt country in the world - Denmark- Most Corrupt - Somalia (Rank 180)-India's Position - 85th
World Tourism Day is observed on - 27 september
One of the largest US banks which has collapsed under the weight of its enormous bad debts on the motgage market - Washington Mutual
The legendary Hollywood actor who died on Sep 26 - Paul Newman
The third manned spacecraft which was launched by China on Sep 25 - Shenzhou
GDP growth dips to 7.9 % in first quarterIndia's GDP (Gross Domestic Product) growth dipped to 7.9 % in the first quarter this fiscal from 9.2 per cent in the same quarter of 2007, mainly owing to slippages in manufacturing and other sectors in the wake of inflationary pressure and high interest rates.
While the growth in the manufacturing sector almost halved to 5.6 per cent during Apr-Jun this fiscal from 10.9 per cent in the same quarter of 2007-08.
The growth in electricity, gas and water also slumped to 2.6 per cent from 7.9 per cent.The farm sector also eased, through moderately , to three per cent from a high base of 4.4 per cent.It was the construction sector with a growth of 11.4 per cent as compared to 7.7 per cent in the previos fiscal that stemmed a furthur fall in the GDP growth.
300% pay hike for President, Vice President and Governor of India
A meeting of the Cabinet Commitee on Economic Affairs (CCEA) chaired by Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, approved the proposal to increase their monthly emolouments .
The emoluments for the President have been raised from Rs. 50,000 to Rs 1.5 lakh , for the Vice President from Rs. 40,000 to Rs 1.25 lakh and for the Governors from Rs. 36,000 to Rs. 1.10 lakh
The CCEA also rationalised post-retirement benefits to the former Presidents. the former Vice-Presidents and there spouses.

जन गण मन अधिनायक (राष्ट्रगान) National Antheme India

जन गण मन अधिनायक (राष्ट्रगान) National Antheme India

राष्ट्रगान के गायन की अवधि लगभग 52 सेकेन्ड है
जन गण मन, भारत का राष्ट्रगान बंगाली में गुरुदेव रवींद्रनाथ टैगोर द्वारा लिखा गया था । भारत का राष्ट्रीय गीत वन्दे मातरम्‌ है ।


संविधान सभा ने जन गण मन को भारत के राष्ट्रगान के रुप में 24 जनवरी 1950 को अपनाया था। इसे सर्वप्रथम 27 दिसम्बर 1911 में काग्रेस के कलकत्ता अधिवेशन में गाया गया था। पूरे गान में ५ (5) पद हैं।


जन गण मन अधिनायक जय हे
भारत भाग्य विधाता
पंजाब सिन्ध गुजरात मराठा
द्राविड़ उत्कल बंग
विन्ध्य हिमाचल यमुना गंगा
उच्छल जलधि तरंग
तव शुभ नामे जागे
तव शुभ आशिष मागे
गाहे तव जय गाथा
जन गण मंगल दायक जय हे
भारत भाग्य विधाता
जय हे जय हे जय हे
जय जय जय जय हे

सारे जहाँ से अच्छा

सारे जहाँ से अच्छा, हिन्दोस्तां हमारा ।
हम बुलबुलें हैं इसकी, यह गुलिसतां हमारा ।।
गुरबत में हों अगर हम, रहता है दिल वतन में ।
समझो वहीं हमें भी, दिल हो जहाँ हमारा ।। सारे...
परबत वो सबसे ऊँचा, हमसाया आसमाँ का ।
वो संतरी हमारा, वो पासवां हमारा ।। सारे...
गोदी में खेलती हैं, जिसकी हज़ारों नदियाँ ।
गुलशन है जिसके दम से, रश्क-ए-जिनां हमारा ।।सारे....
ऐ आब-ए-रौंद-ए-गंगा! वो दिन है याद तुझको ।
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मजहब नहीं सिखाता, आपस में बैर रखना ।
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सारे जहाँ से अच्छा हिन्दोस्तां हमारा (National Song Collection India)

National Songs : India

सारे जहाँ से अच्छा हिन्दोस्तां हमारा

हम बुलबुलें हैं इसकी वो गुलिस्तां हमारा

परबत वो सबसे ऊँचा हमसाया आसमां का

वो संतरी हमारा वो पासबां हमारा

गोदी में खेलती हैं जिसके हज़ारों नदियाँ

गुलशन है जिसके दम से रश्क–ए–जिनां हमारा

मज़हब नहीं सिखाता आपस में बैर रखना

                                
                                  हिन्दी हैं हम, वतन है हिन्दोस्तां हमारा

                               — मुहम्मद इक़बाल

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विजयी विश्व तिरंगा प्यारा

विजयी विश्व तिरंगा प्यारा
झंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा
सदा शक्ति बरसाने वालाप्रेम सुधा सरसाने वालावीरों को हरषाने वालामातृभूमि का तन-मन साराझंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा
स्वतंत्रता के भीषण रण मेंलखकर जोश बढ़े क्षण क्षण मेंकाँपे शत्रु देखकर मन मेंमिट जावे भय संकट साराझंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा

इस झंडे के नीचे निर्भयहो स्वराज जनता का निश्चयबोलो भारत माता की जयस्वतंत्रता ही ध्येय हमाराझंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा

आओ प्यारे वीरों आओदेश जाति पर बलि बलि जाओएक साथ सब मिलकर गाओप्यारा भारत देश हमाराझंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा


इसकी शान न जाने पावेचाहे जान भले ही जावेविश्व विजय करके दिखलावेझंडा ऊँचा रहे हमारा
— श्यामलाल गुप्त पार्षद

Abhinav Bindra becomes Crorepati : First individual to get Gold in Olympic

Abhinav Bindra & Awards

Abhinav Bindra becomes Millionaire after creating historical moment for India to win Gold Medal in Beijing Olymics 2008.
Abhinav win Gold in 10-metre air rifle event and he awarded -
Badal announces Rs 1 crore
Karnataka: Rs 10 lakh
Tamil Nadu: Rs 5 lakh
Bihar: Rs 11 lakh
Pune MC: Rs 5 lakh

Abhinav Bindra : Historical Moment for India in Beijing Olympics

Chandigarh Boy Abhinav Bindra creates history for India to win Gold Medal for India.
Haryana Gov awarded 25 lakh rupees as award : see link
last Gold medal was of - Men's Hockey team won the gold at the 1980 Moscow Olympics.
And after 28 years India wins a Gold medal in olympics.
Abhinav Bindra : a winner of six gold medals at various international game competition in 2001.
Abhinav Bindra : winner of Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna award for the year 2001-2002, Arjuna award in 2001 etc.
In last olympic he is not getting any medal , and double trap shooter Rajyavardhan Singh Rathore win a silver medal. But this time he creates a memorable moment.

Congratulations : Abhinav Bindra