Thursday, July 14, 2011

Travelling in Past - Immortality - God

Travelling in Past Future - Immortality - God
IMPOSSIBLE = I M POSSIBLE



We people are searhing from a long time about God and its existene. And recent discoveries suggests Humans may work like God.

Two prominenet scientists Michio Kaku and Dr. Mallat are working to make a Time Travel machine as per Albert Einstein's General relativity theory, So that they can travel in past and in future and to change it.

Many people are asking about Grandfather Paradox and how it can resolved.
Grandfather paradox is - A person travel in past and murder is Grandfather then how that person comes in existence.
But new theories gives a hope to solve this - Which is existence of parallel universe that is if a person go backto in past and kill is grandfather then a different event is generated and is done in a different parallel universe. There are infinite number of parallel universe for every cause & effect event, which is invisible and made up dark matter.
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see -> "The Human Species Will One Day Migrate to a Parallel Universe" -- Michio Kaku

Like many physicists, Michio Kaku thinks our universe will end in a "big freeze." However, unlike many physicists, he thinks we might be able to avoid this fate by slipping into a parallel universe. "i




One of the most fascinating discoveries of our new century may be imminent if the Large Hadron Collider outside Geneva produces nano-blackholes when it goes live again. According to the best current physics, such nano blackholes could not be produced with the energy levels the LHC can generate, but could only come into being if a parallel universe were providing extra gravitational input. Versions of multiverse theory suggest that there is at least one other universe very close to our own, perhaps only a millimeter away. This makes it possible that some of the effects, especially gravity, "leak through," which could be responsible for the production of dark energy and dark matter that make up 96% of the universe.

"The multiverse is no longer a model, it is a consequence of our models," says Aurelien Barrau, particle physicist at CERN




While it hasn’t been proven yet, many highly respected and credible scientists are now saying there’s reason to believe that parallel dimensions could very well be more than figments of our imaginations.



"The idea of multiple universes is more than a fantastic invention—it appears naturally within several scientific theories, and deserves to be taken seriously," stated Aurelien Barrau, a French particle physicist at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN).

There are a variety of competing theories based on the idea of parallel universes, but the most basic idea is that if the universe is infinite, then everything that could possibly occur has happened, is happening, or will happen.

According to quantum mechanics, nothing at the subatomic scale can really be said to exist until it is observed. Until then, particles occupy uncertain "superposition" states, in which they can have simultaneous "up" and "down" spins, or appear to be in different places at the same time. The mere act of observing somehow appears to "nail down" a particular state of reality. Scientists don’t yet have a perfect explanation for how it occurs, but that hasn’t changed the fact that the phenomenon does occur.




Unobserved particles are described by "wave functions" representing a set of multiple "probable" states. When an observer makes a measurement, the particle then settles down into one of these multiple options, which is somewhat how the multiple universe theory can be explained.



The existence of such a parallel universe "does not even assume speculative modern physics, merely that space is infinite and rather uniformly filled with matter as indicated by recent astronomical observations," Max Tegmark, a cosmologist at MIT in Boston, Massachusetts concluded in a study of parallel universes published by Cambridge University.



Mathematician Hugh Everett published landmark paper in 1957 while still a graduate student at Princeton University. In this paper he showed how quantum theory predicts that a single classical reality will gradually split into separate, but simultaneously existing realms.



"This is simply a way of trusting strictly the fundamental equations of quantum mechanics," says Barrau. "The worlds are not spatially separated, but exist as kinds of 'parallel' universes."

Partly because the idea is so uncomfortably strange, it’s dismissed as sci-fi by many critics. But there are also many credible, respected proponents of the theory—a group that is continuously gaining new adherents as new research unveils new evidence. Some Oxford research—for the first time—recently found a mathematical answer that sweeps away one of the key objections to the controversial idea. Their research shows that Everett was indeed on the right track when he came up with his multiverse theory. The Oxford team, led by Dr David Deutsch, showed mathematically that the bush-like branching structure created by the universe splitting into parallel versions of itself can explain the probabilistic nature of quantum outcomes.

The work has another strange implication. The idea of parallel universes would apparently side-step one of the key complaints with time travel. Every since it was given serious credibility in 1949 by the great logician Kurt Godel, many eminent physicists have argued against time travel because it undermines ideas of cause and effect. An example would be the famous “grandfather paradox” where a time traveler goes back to kill his grandfather so that he is never born in the first place.

But if parallel worlds do exist, there is a way around these troublesome paradoxes. Deutsch argues that time travel shifts happen between different branches of reality. The mathematical breakthrough bolsters his claim that quantum theory does not forbid time travel. "It does sidestep it. You go into another universe," he said. But he admits that there will be a lot of work to do before we can manipulate space-time in a way that makes “hops” possible. While it may sound fanciful, Deutsch says that scientific research is continually making the theory more believable.

"Many sci-fi authors suggested time travel paradoxes would be solved by parallel universes but in my work, that conclusion is deduced from quantum theory itself."

The borderline between physics and metaphysics is not defined by whether an entity can be observed, but whether it is testable, insists Tegmark.

He points to phenomena such as black holes, curved space, the slowing of time at high speeds, even a round Earth, which were all once rejected as scientific heresy before being proven through experimentation, even though some remain beyond the grasp of observation. It is likely, Tegmark concludes that multiverse models grounded in modern physics will eventually be empirically testable, predictive and disprovable
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There is one more scientist/professor - Dr. Ronald L Mallet, Who is making a time travel machine to brough back is father who was died by a heart attack at the age of 33 when Dr. Mallet was 10 years old.

Dr. Mallet is claiming that he is near to make this Time Travel machine.
He was working from last 56 years from the age of 10 when his father was died.

Dr. Mallet Time machine project

For quite some time, Ronald Mallett has been working on plans for a time machine. This technology would be based upon a ring laser's properties within the context of Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Mallett first argued that the ring laser would produce a limited amount of frame-dragging which might be measured experimentally, saying:

"In Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, both matter and energy can create a gravitational field. This means that the energy of a light beam can produce a gravitational field. My current research considers both the weak and strong gravitational fields produced by a single continuously circulating unidirectional beam of light. In the weak gravitational field of an unidirectional ring laser, it is predicted that a spinning neutral particle, when placed in the ring, is dragged around by the resulting gravitational field."

In a later paper, he argued that at sufficient energies, the circulating laser might produce not just frame-dragging but also closed timelike curves (CTC), allowing time travel into the past:

For the strong gravitational field of a circulating cylinder of light, I have found new exact solutions of the Einstein field equations for the exterior and interior gravitational fields of the light cylinder. The exterior gravitational field is shown to contain closed timelike lines.

The presence of closed timelike lines indicates the possibility of time travel into the past. This creates the foundation for a time machine based on a circulating cylinder of light.

Funding for his program, now known as The Space-time Twisting by Light (STL) project, is progressing. Full details on the project, Mallett's theories, a list of upcoming public lectures and links to popular articles on his work can be found at the Professor's UConn web page, and an illustration showing the concept on which Mallett has designed the time machine can be seen here.

He also wrote a book entitled, Time Traveler: A Scientist's Personal Mission to Make Time Travel a Reality, co-written with New York Times best-selling author Bruce B. Henderson, that was first published in 2006. In June 2008, motion picture director Spike Lee's production company announced it had acquired the film rights to Mallett's book. Lee is co-writing the movie script and directing the picture.

In 2006 Mallett declared that time travel into the past would be possible within the 21st century and possibly within less than a decade. Mallett uses Albert Einstein's General Theory of Relativity to attempt to substantiate his claims.
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IMPOSSIBLE = I M POSSIBLE

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Most beautiful woman on the earth is pregnant : O Aishwarya Rai

Super Couple Aishwarya Rai (Queen of Bollywood) and Abhishek Bachchan expecting first baby : What a child comes on earth

What Amitabh Bachhan said -
“NEWS NEWS NEWS !! I AM GOING TO BECOME A GRANDFATHER .. AISHWARYA EXPECTING .. SO HAPPY AND THRILLED !!”, is what the senior Bachchan tweeted around 10:15 pm (India time) on June 21, 2011

Big B’s excitement is evident as he has been awake and tweeting even way past midnight.

He followed his first tweet with other ones which read, “Overwhelmed with your wishes and blessings .. 2843 new tweets in half an hour !Thank you all ! Your affection and love is so touching” and “दूधनवल, पूतनवल, वंशमेंविभूतिनवल..my Father's words from one of his works, says it all .. his legacy lives on ..”


Aish going to give birth for her first child, Aishwarya now  37-year-old actress and her actor husband Abhishek Bachchan, 35, who is married  in 2007.

About Aishwarya Rai -
Name: Aishwarya Rai

Nick name(s): Ash, Aishu, Gullu, Queen of Bollywood
Birth date: 1st November 1973.
Birth Sign : Scorpio
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 122 lbs.
Eye Color: Green
City: Mangalore (Karnataka)
Monther: Vrinda Rai
Father: Krishnaraj Rai
Siblings: Brother Aditya Rai
Marital status: Married to Abhishek Bacchan
Awards: Miss World (1994) & Discovery of the year (Screen - 1998)
Favorite food: Not fussy about food at all
Favorite color: White and Blue
Favorite actor: A.B., Dilip Kumar, Raj Kapoor Her
Hobbies: She loves collecting watches
Languages: Tulu, English, Hindi, Marathi, Tamil and Urdu
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About Abhisek Bachhan -
Born 5 February 1976 (age 35)

Mumbai, Maharashtra, India
Occupation Actor, Producer, Television presenter
Years active 2000- present
Spouse Aishwarya Rai (2007 - present)
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About Films / Movies of Aishwarya Rai -
Year Title Language Role Notes

1997 Iruvar Tamil Pushpa / Kalpana Dubbed into Telugu as Iddaru
1997 Aur Pyaar Ho Gaya Hindi Ashi Kapoor
1998 Jeans Tamil Madhumita Dubbed into Telugu and Hindi with the same title
1999 Aa Ab Laut Chalen Hindi Pooja
1999 Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam Hindi Nandini Winner, Filmfare Best Actress Award
1999 Ravoyi Chandamama Telugu Special appearance
1999 Taal Hindi Mansi Nominated, Filmfare Best Actress Award
Dubbed into Tamil as Thaalam
2000 Mela Hindi Champakali Guest appearance
2000 Kandukondain Kandukondain Tamil Meenakshi Bala Dubbed into Telugu as Priyuralu Pilichindi
2000 Josh Hindi Shirley
2000 Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai Hindi Preeti Virat Nominated, Filmfare Best Actress Award
2000 Dhaai Akshar Prem Ke Hindi Sahiba Grewal
2000 Mohabbatein Hindi Megha Nominated, Filmfare Best Supporting Actress Award
2001 Albela Hindi Sonia
2002 Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam Hindi Suman Guest appearance
2002 Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahin Hindi Komal Rastogi
2002 23 March 1931: Shaheed Hindi Special appearance
2002 Devdas Hindi Parvati (Paro) Winner, Filmfare Best Actress Award
2002 Shakti: The Power Hindi Herself Special appearance in song "Ishq Kamina"
2003 Chokher Bali Bengali Binodhini
2003 Dil Ka Rishta Hindi Tia Sharma
2003 Kuch Naa Kaho Hindi Namrata Shrivastav
2004 Bride & Prejudice English Lalita Bakshi Dubbed into Hindi as Balle Balle Amritsar to LA
2004 Khakee Hindi Mahalakshmi
2004 Kyun...! Ho Gaya Na Hindi Diya Malhotra
2004 Raincoat Hindi Neerja Nominated, Filmfare Best Actress Award
2005 Shabd Hindi Antara Vashist/Tammana
2005 Bunty Aur Babli Hindi Special appearance in the song "Kajra Re"
2005 Mistress of Spices English Tilo
2006 Umrao Jaan Hindi Umrao Jaan
2006 Dhoom 2 Hindi Sunehri Nominated, Filmfare Best Actress Award
2007 Guru Hindi Sujata Nominated, Filmfare Best Actress Award
Dubbed into Tamil as Guru and Telugu as Gurukanth
2007 Provoked English Kiranjit Ahluwalia Dubbed into Hindi with the same title
2007 The Last Legion English Mira
2008 Jodhaa Akbar Hindi Jodhaa Bai Nominated, Filmfare Best Actress Award
Dubbed into Tamil and Telugu with the same title
2008 Sarkar Raj Hindi Anita Rajan
2009 The Pink Panther 2 English Sonia Solandres Dubbed into French as La Pantera Rosa 2
2010 Raavan Hindi Ragini Sharma
2010 Raavanan Tamil Ragini Subramaniam Dubbed into Telugu as Villain
2010 Enthiran Tamil Sana Dubbed into Telugu as Robo and Hindi as Robot
2010 Action Replayy Hindi Mala
2010 Guzaarish Hindi Sofia D'Souza Nominated, Filmfare Best Actress Award
2011 Ladies and Gentlemen Hindi
2012 Heroine Hindi Mahi Khanna

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About Films of Abhisek Bachhan :-
Year Film Role Awards

2000 Refugee Refugee Nominated, Filmfare Best Male Debut Award
Dhai Akshar Prem Ke Karan Khanna
Tera Jadoo Chal Gaya Kabir Srivastav
2001 Bas Itna Sa Khwaab Hai Surajchand Shrivastav
2002 Haan Maine Bhi Pyaar Kiya Shiv Kapoor
Shararat Rahul Khanna
Om Jai Jagadish Jagadish Batra
Desh Anjaan
2003 Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon Prem Kumar Nominated, Filmfare Best Supporting Actor Award
Mumbai Se Aaya Mera Dost Kanji
Kuch Naa Kaho Raj
Zameen ACP Jaideep "Jai" Rai
LOC Kargil Lt. Vikram Batra
2004 Run Siddharth
Yuva Lallan Singh Winner, Filmfare Best Supporting Actor Award
Hum Tum Guest appearance as Sameer
Dhoom ACP Jai Dixit
Phir Milenge Tarun Anand
Rakht: What If You Can See the Future Guest appearance as Manav in an item number
Naach Abhinav
2005 Bunty Aur Babli Rakesh Trivedi/Bunty Nominated, Filmfare Best Actor Award
Sarkar Shankar Nagare Winner, Filmfare Best Supporting Actor Award
Dus Shashank Dheer
Antar Mahal Brij Bhushan
Salaam Namaste Special appearance as Dr. Vijay Kumar/Narrator
Home Delivery: Aapko... Ghar Tak Special appearance as Customer at Pizzeria
Ek Ajnabee Special appearance as Bodyguard
Neal n' Nikki Special appearance as Man in Bar
Bluffmaster Roy Kapoor
2006 Alag Special appearance in song Sabse Alag
Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna Rishi Talwar Winner, Filmfare Best Supporting Actor Award
Lage Raho Munna Bhai Special appearance as Sunny Khurana
Umrao Jaan Nawab Sultan Khan
Dhoom 2 ACP Jai Dixit
2007 Guru Gurukant K. Desai Nominated, Filmfare Best Actor Award
Shootout at Lokhandwala Special appearance Abhishek Mahatre
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Rikki Thukral
Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag Special appearance as Gypsy singer
Laaga Chunari Mein Daag Extended cameo as Rohan Varma
Om Shanti Om Special appearance Himself
2008 Sarkar Raj Shankar Nagare Nominated, Filmfare Best Supporting Actor Award
Mission Istanbul Special appearance
Drona Aditya/Drona
Dostana Sameer Nominated, Filmfare Best Actor Award
2009 Luck by Chance Special appearance Himself
Delhi-6 Roshan Mehra
Paa Amol Arte
2010 Raavan Beera
Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Sey Surya Sen
2011 Game Neil Menon
Dum Maro Dum ACP Vishnu Kamath
Players Filming
Bol Bachchan Pre-production
2012 Ladies and Gentlemen Pre-Production
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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Bollywood Actresses and their Height

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Bollywood Actresses/Actors and their Height Comparison

As per various sources on internet and discussions on there pics etc., Many people drive conclusion of their heights as -

Actress

Minisha lamba 4 11'(looks a foot shorter than ranbir in bachna ae haseeno)

Anushka 5 9
Sonam 5 10
Kangna 5 6
Dipika 5 8.5
Katrina 5 8.5
Lara 5 7
Tabu 5 8
Barbara mori 5 5
Sonal Chauhan 5 6
Kareena 5 5
Jaqueline fernandez 5 7
Genelia 5 6
Yukta Mukhi 6 feet
Susmita Sen 5'10"
Pryanka chopra 5 6.5

Pooja Batra: 5-10

Anushka Sharma: 5-9
Katrina Kaif: 5-8.5
Deepika Padukone: 5-8.5
Sonam Kapoor: 5-8.5
Tabu: 5-8
Shilpa Shetty: 5-8
Sameera Reddy: 5-8
Sonakshi Sinha: 5-7
Lara Dutta: 5-7
Bipasha Basu: 5-7
Aishwarya Rai: 5-6.5
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Actors :
Amitabh Bachchan 6' 3" (6' 4" in peak)

Abhishek Bachchan 6' 4"
John Abraham 6' 2"/Arjun Rampal 6' 2.5"/Jackie Shroff 6' 1"
Bobby Deol 6' 1"
Sanjay Dutt 6' 1"
Ranbir Kapoor 5' 11.5"
Emraan hashmi 5 6

Imraand khan 5 7
Ritesh 5 11
Sanjay 6
Arshad warsi 5 6
Madhvan 5 10
Sharman joshi 5 7.5
Irrfan khan 5'11"
Vinay pathak 5 2
Jonhy lever 5 3
Rajpal yadav 5 4
Akshay kumar 5 9.5
Shetty anna 5 9
Uday chopra 5 5
Shayni Aahuja 5 7
Rishi Kapoor 5' 6.5"
 












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Sonam Kapoor( सोनम कपूर) Daughter Anil Kapoor Biography

Sonam Kapoor( सोनम कपूर) Daughter Anil Kapoor Biography

Sonam Kapoor  born 9 June 1985,Mumbai, Maharashtra, India) is an Indian film actress who appears in Bollywood films.
She is the elder daughter of Anil Kapoor and Sunita Kapoor,and the granddaughter of filmmaker Surinder Kapoor.

She is the niece of producer Boney Kapoor, actress Sridevi, actor Sanjay Kapoor and producer Sandeep Marwah.
Sonam Kapoor is the eldest of three children; the others are sister Rhea Kapoor and brother Harshvardhan.
She studied in the Arya Vidya Mandir school in Juhu,Mumbai and then enrolled in the United World College of South East Asia to do her International Baccalaureate. She knows English, Hindi and Punjabi, and is good dancer.
Before starting her career off as an actress, Sonam worked as an assistant under Sanjay Leela Bhansali in 2004, and assisted him during the making of his film, Black which was released in early 2005.
She made her acting debut with Ranbir Kapoor in Bhansali's Saawariya (2007), which failed to do well at the box office.
In 2009, Kapoor appeared in Rakesh Omprakash Mehra's Delhi-6, opposite Abhishek Bachchan. The film flopped at the box office.
But her performance was at new height and highly praised. Critic Rajeev Masand commented, "Sonam Kapoor is the revelation in Delhi 6. She's a firecracker performer, instinctive and uninhibited in what isn't even a conventional female lead".
Her First Box Office Succes was in 2010, I Hate Luv Storys(Punit Malhotra's Film) opposite Imran Khan.
After that She appeared in the romantic comedy, Aisha, opposite Abhay Deol.

Kapoor's first release in 2011, Thank You was a critical failure, although the film was a moderate success at the box office. Taran Adarsh, of Bollywood Hungama, stated that, "She looks glamorous at times, but there are times when her pale looks are hard to ignore". Next, she made her first appearance at the 64th Cannes Film Festival representing L'Oréal, the brand she endorses in India.

Sonam Kapoor Profile
Date of Birth: June 9, 1985
Place of Birth: Chembur, Maharashtra, India
Birth name: Sonam Anil Kapoor
Height: 5 '9 ½ "(1.77 m)
Alternatiewe Name: Sonam Kapoor
Father: Anil Kapoor
Uncle: Sanjay Kapoor and Boney Kapoor
Movies-• Delhi 6,• Saawariya,• Aisha,• I hate love stories

Awards and nominations Filmfare Awards Nominated
2008: Filmfare Best Female Debut Award; Saawariya
2008: Sony Head N Shoulders Fresh Face of the Year Award; Saawariya
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Star Screen AwardsNominated
2008: Star Screen Award for Most Promising Newcomer – Female; Saawariya
2008: Star Screen Award Jodi No. 1 along with Ranbir Kapoor; Saawariya
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Zee Cine AwardsNominated
2008: Zee Cine Award for Best Female Debut; Saawariya
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Stardust AwardsWinner
2008: Stardust Superstar of Tomorrow - Female; Saawariya

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Genelia D’ Souza is trying to woo an airplane pilot - Angry Airline Industries over this Act

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A recent Advertisement of Genelia D’ Souza  : Airhostesses outraged for this act, What to prove  she can act all sexy and woo a pilot? Isn’t this in a way degrading the airhostesses?
In a recent news published in DNA news paper :
Airline industry take offense on Genelia D'Souza -

Air-hostesses feel that the bubbly actor shouldn’t have done this advert as it portrays air-hostesses in bad light. A reputed website quoted adman Prahlad Kakkar who also opined that these kind of ads should not be aired in a country like India. “Frankly, a majority of our society is not ready for such ads,” a site quotes him as sayin
However, it seems that even pilots are lashing out at the ad. “It’s not funny to show that we don’t take our jobs seriously. That too, a job with so many lives at risk,” a 27-year-old pilot was quoted as saying.

News Source : http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/report_airline-industry-take-offense-on-genelia-dsouza_1552082





Carolyn Moos Professional Basketball Player 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) and 37" leg inseam

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Carolyn Moos Famous Tall AmerProfessional Basketball Playican er  6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) and 37" leg inseam

Carolyn Moos is an American model, personal trainer, nutrition consultant and a former collegiate and professional basketball player.


She won a gold medal in the Junior Olympics traveling to Frankfurt, Slovakia, Brazil and Chetumal. She lived in France where she played professional basketball after her completing her B.A. at Stanford. In the WNBA she played for four teams: the Phoenix Mercury, Miami Sol and the Minnesota Lynx. The last two of her terms in the WNBA were brief, with the third lasting little over a week. Moos also has a M.A. from USC and runs FITT4Life: Nutrition consulting, personal training, yoga and overall wellness. She provides live and virtual training and nutrition consulting through her website.

Moos is well known for her long and slender frame of 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m) and 37" leg inseam

Born May 23, 1978 (1978-05-23) (age 33)
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Nationality American
Height 6 ft 6 in (1.98 m)
Weight 175 lb (79 kg)
High school Blake School
College Stanford University
Draft 4th round, 53rd pick overall, 2001
Phoenix Mercury
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WNBA Teams
Phoenix Mercury (2001)
Miami Sol (2002)
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Awards/Honours
1997 Nike/WBCA All-America
1997 Parade Magazine First Team All-America
2000 Honorable Mention All-Pac-10
1997 Gatorade Central Region Player of the Year
2000 Honorable Mention Pac-10 All-Academic
1997 Gatorade Minnesota Player of the Year
1998-99 All-Pac-10 Honorable Mention
1997 Sporting News Top Student Athletes in the Country
1997 Bost/Naismith National Player of the Year Finalist
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See : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolyn_Moos

Cara Michelle Meschter-Tall Model cum Actress, Height 6' 2" /1.88 m.

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Cara Michelle Meschter (Tall Model & Actress, Height 6 feet 2 inches/1.88 meter)  

Cara Michelle Meschter (AKA: Cara Michelle) is a famous American model and actress.

She was chosen as Playboy's Playmate of the Month in December 2000 Magzine.

Born on :February 1, 1978 (in Hawaii, USA)

Current Age : 33 Years
Measurements Bust: 34C
Waist: 26
Hips: 36
Height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m.)
Weight 135 lb (61 kg; 9.6 st)

You Can Win with 3 Things

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruits.

-- Kahlil Gibran
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Happiness is NOT something you find,
It's something you create.
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Nothing is this world is IMPOSSIBLE as
the word is "I M POSSIBLE ..."

New Panchatantra Story

New Panchatantra Story

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine,

sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the
Panchatantra story of his childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.

The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The
engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.

As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your
computer ?" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."

She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said "No,
not at all!!"

Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.

The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items,
but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid idiot! The first two things I showed you
were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM!" So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it is better keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!!

Humour Quotes

Humour Quotes

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
 12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

Husband Wife Naughty Jokes

Husband Wife Funny Jokes


1. Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
.... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!
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2. " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?
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3. A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5
Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
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4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate
raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.
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5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi
ho.....
KHUSH RAHO
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6.Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL"
is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".
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7. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
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8. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- " Meri Le Ja...!" ''Meri Le Ja...!''
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9. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
 Manager: "What can I do?

Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."
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10. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
 an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man

Amazing Height Woman Boxer - Vonda Ward 6 Feet 6 Inches

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Amazing Height Female Boxer - Vonda Ward 6 Feet 6  Inches

Vonda Ward 6'6" is American Pro Boxer Female having amazing height and a good looking woman.
She was also a well known NCAA basketball player.Her father - Larry Ward  is a famous harness racer.
Vonda Ward played basketball at Trinity High School in Garfield Heights and was twice named Ohio's "Ms. Basketball.
 After a broken leg cut she ended  professional basketball career and give attention to Boxing championship.
 Her boxing debut was in January 15, 2000 against Faye Steffen, And she knocked out in round one at LaPorte, Indiana. First four boxing match was  ended with knock-out.
Against Genevia Buckwalter in New York, Vonda Ward won on a second round knockout.
She wins twelve knockout wins in a row.
Against Kisha Snow ( A tough fight) and at last in the fourth round Kisha Snow became 13th victim of Knock out, and Ward wins.

Ward challenged for the IBA's world's Heavyweight title on August 16, 2002 and Vonda ward became champion.

Vonda Ward fight for IBA world Heavyweight title with the WIBA's by defeating Salazar in a rematch,

held on July 11 in Canton. And thish championship was in favour of Vonda Ward by a decision.

Vonda Ward was defeated and knocked out by Ann Wolfe in Biloxi, Mississippi on 8th May 2004.
After 68 seconds of first round Ann Wolfe hit Vonda right to the chin, leaving Ward motionless and fall on floor  for few minutes.
Vonda Ward had a neck concussion as Ann Wolfe hit the canvas with her neck when she fell, and Vonda was hospitalized after this bout.


On 12th Decemer 2004, Vonda returned back to ring, And knocking out Marsha Valley in four rounds in Cleveland, USA

Indiana. Her first four fights all ended in first round knockout wins for Ward.

Her Real Name : Vonda Ward

Nickname(s) All-American Girl (Ms. Basketball)
Rated as Heavyweight Boxer
Her Height 6 ft 6 in (198 cm) - Tall Boxer
Nationality - American
Birth place : Macedonia, Ohio, USA
Birth Date : 16  March 1973 (16.03.1973)
Her Age is  : 38 Years
She is : Orthodox
About Boxing Championship
Boxing record
Total fights 23 , Wins 22 , Wins by KO(Knocked Out) 17 , Losses 1(Defeated by Ann Wolfe 5'9") , Draws : NIL

Monday, June 13, 2011

संता और बंता (Santa Banta Joke)

संता और बंता (Santa Banta Joke in Hindi)

संता और बंता एक होटल में खाना खाने गये। संता ने आर्डर दिया और बैरे ने उन्हें खाना लाकर दिया। जैसे ही बैरे ने बंता को देखा वह आ6चर्य से बोला - अरे बंताजी आप ।



फिर वह होटल में मौजूद अन्य लोगों से बोला - अरे देखो आज हमारे होटल में बंताजी खाना खाने आये हैं। होटल का मैनेजर भी बंता को देखकर बहुत खु6ा हुआ और उसने बंता से हाथ मिलाया।


-तुम तो काफी मशहूर  हो ।

संता ने खाना खाते खाते बंता के कान में फुसफुसाया। - मैं दुनिया का सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हूं।

बंता ने बताया । - नहीं यार । अब इतने भी मत बनो । ये कुछ लोग तुम्हें जानते हैं इसका मतलब यह नहीं कि तुम दुनिया के सबसे प्रसिद्ध व्यक्ति हो।

संता ने कहा । - हां ये सच है। तुम सिर्फ नाम बताओ । ऐसा कौन है जो मुझे नहीं जानता हो।
बंता ने जवाब दिया। - अच्छा । मैं दस हजार की शर्त लगाता हूं कि मुख्यमंत्री तुम्हें नहीं जानता होगा ।


संता ने कहा । - ठीक है चलो । बंता ने कहा और अगले ही दिन वे राजधानी पहुंच गये। वहां पहुंचने पर संता ने देखा कि मुख्यमंत्री ने बंता को देखते ही पहचान लिया और गले लगाया। फिर दो दिन मुख्यमंत्री के घर मेहमाननवाजी करने के बाद वे घर लौट आये। -
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मैंने कहा था न कि मैं दुनिया का सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हूं। अब तो मानते हो। - नहीं ।
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हिन्दुस्तान का प्रधानमंत्री तुम्हें बिलकुल नहीं जानता होगा । अगर वह जानता हो तो मैं दुगने पैसे दूंगा। ....
अगले ही दिन वे दिल्ली में थे।
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प्रधानमंत्री बड़ी बेतकल्लुफी से बंता से मिले । बोले - -कहां रहते हो बंता यार । तुम्हें देखे हुये तो जमाना बीत गया। फिर तीन दिनों तक प्रधानमंत्री के साथ गोल्फ खेलकर वे घर लौट आये।
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संता हैरान था पर हार मानने को तैयार नहीं था। - मैं एक एक लाख रूपये देने को तैयार हूं अगर अमिताभ बच्चन तुम्हें पहचान ले तो। - ठीक है । जैसी तुम्हारी मर्जी । अगले दिन वे मुम्बई में अमिताभ बच्चन के घर पहुंचे। बंता ने संता से बाहर लॉन में खड़े रहने को कहा और खुद अंदर चला गया। थोड़ी देर बाद संता ने देखा कि अमिताभ बच्चन और बंता बाहों में बाहें डाले बालकनी में आ रहे हैं। बंता ने संता की ओर देखा और हाथ हिलाया।
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इसके बाद संता बेहोश होकर गिर पड़ा। बंता दौड़कर नीचे आया और पानी के छींटे देकर संता को होश  में लाने की  कोशिश करने लगा। -
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संता, संता तुम्हें क्या हुआ ? उठो। संता ने धीरे से आंखें खोलीं और कहा - बंता तुम सचमुच दुनिया के सबसे प्रसिद्ध आदमी हो। - मैंने तुमसे कहा था न पर तुम ही नहीं मानते थे।
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खैर ये बताओ कि जब मैं तुम्हें मुख्यमंत्री के घर ले गया तब तुम बेहो6ा नहीं हुये, प्रधानमंत्री के घर ले गया तब तुम्हें कुछ नहीं हुआ फिर अब ऐसा क्या हुआ कि तुम गिर पड़े।
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संता ने धीरे से बताया - जब तुम ऊपर अमिताभ बच्चन के साथ बालकनी में खड़े थे तो एक आदमी जो मेरे बगल में खड़ा था उसने मुझसे क्या कहा जानते हो ? क्या कहा ?
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- बंता ने पूछा उसने कहा - संता ने बताया - वह कौन है जो बंता जी के साथ ऊपर बालकनी में खड़ा है।

NAMITHA KAPOOR 6 Feet Tall Heavy South Indian Actress

NAMITHA KAPOORis  6 Feet Giant South Indian Actress (Also A participant in Miss India 2001 Competition)

NAMITHA KAPOOR is 6 feet tall south indian actress and her weight is approx 70 Kg.

Nickname - Bhairavi
She won - Miss Surat(Gujarat) title in 1998 and she was contestant in 2001 Miss India competition.And She hold degree in English litrature.
Her famous Tamil film was - Opposite Vijaykant :Engal Anna
She did many TV commercials like - Himani Cream, Manikchand Gutka, Nyle Herbal Shampoo
Her acting debut was - sontham opposite to Aaryan (Film directed by Sreenu Vitla)